Caption it: Fish squish

December 19th, 2014

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Meatmas Friday

December 19th, 2014

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Do they know it’s Meatmus time at all?

We said nothing – and now Bud Williams is coming for the Jews.

All we can do now is eat.

Schnapps
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Aquatic Yuletide Bongos
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Dipped Jerky
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Selected Nibblets
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Slow Roasted Pork
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Wild Game
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Porterhouse
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Reindeer Cutlet
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Blueberry Tart
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Bon appetite los animales!

Diversity beat: Grambling offering affirmative action drum major scholarships

December 19th, 2014

You heard of the “freshman 15″? We’ll it’s the “freshman 50″ now.

Oh, and it starts well before college starts.

Missing what we never had: San Diego State

December 18th, 2014

I remember the phone call well, it came the summer after I failed out of college. I was trying to avoid my parents because I was fresh off of a car wreck/DWI, but still determined to pork tail.

A friend, a hockey player from Massachusetts whose low-lights blew mine away, called and said: “hey, let’s move to San Diego and get shitty jobs for a few months to get residency to transfer into community college, then San Diego State with dirt cheap residential tuitions”.

It remains probably the best suggestion I ever received, but I was too much of a tard to follow it. (So was he, btw).

But I never forgot it. Especially when these old regrets bubble anew when I see items like this: San Diego State’s AXO Now Has A Tumblr Page, Might Be The Hottest Chapter In California

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And it turns out this sorority, this infamous den of hot snapper, doubles as an accredited bully bastion.

Glorious student body.
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Bullies abound.
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Alpha Chi Omega by-laws: Either asses check out or charter revoked.
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They smash n’ grab foreign exchange students for kicks.
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Bird’s eye bullies.
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Bully pounding down pledge by the sea. Tragic.
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Mating rituals in the mist. Room for one more.
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Alpha Chi Omega TDT Pick’em
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I wish they all could be...

I wish they all could be…

Remembering tweets

December 17th, 2014

Awww, the big star got inconvenienced. Bad airline!

What amazes me is that this (irreplaceable?) talent went public with his pettiness mere days after it was revealed that his film spurred the hack attack.

Hey, don’t look now, but this just in: The country’s top five theater circuits (Regal Entertainment, AMC Entertainment, Cinemark, Carmike Cinemas and Cineplex Entertainment) have all decided against showing Sony’s The Interview.

Just remember that the next time you give this guy free reign to make a film:

• he will burn destroy your career,
• your movie studio,
• cause an international incident,
• and give Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson something new to talk about.

Take a report, Rogen: you’re done.

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