Ever drive by a strip club at 9am and wonder what’s going on inside?

April 17th, 2014

This

Meat on Friday on Thursday

April 17th, 2014

Only this time it’s intentional. Busy through today, light posting tomorrow.

Admission to today’s luncheon: a promise to use the loo and not your neighbor’s lawn.

Today’s fare:

Cocktails
thurs1

Wolf Meat
thurs2

Bobtail
thurs3

Double Dutch Hams
thurs4

Butter Cans
thurs5

Kettle of Fish
thurs6

Porterhouse
thurs7

Braised Beef in Red Sauce
thurs8

Cake
thurs9

Bon appetite los animales!

Initiative #2

April 17th, 2014

Maybe you’ve seen them already but Obamacare is flooding neighborhoods across the US with specially trained reps to encourage people to get back on their toilet seats to shit.

So far this initiative has been a smash.

Party is peaking

April 16th, 2014

These are the good times.

Dropped this guest off

April 16th, 2014

Author Jenna Jameson was at today’s party but we had to drop her off at the TV station for some book promotion.

Fox said she was wasted (I dispute that – I think they’re just uptight) and hosed her down and gave it another take…

That interview was the highlight of that guy’s life. “Hey, I’ve always wondered – what’s your phone number?”