Potentially the Jew Coup Cash Bonanza of year, Melissa is not bad for 46 – particularly when you request she leave her mask & snorkel on. Not that bad for 26 even.
Remember, courtesy of Joan she comes with:
• $70 million cash
• $35 million apartment
• 13 year old son.
Picture lounging on a nice couch eating the best takeout the Upper East Side can offer; a regular stipend for regular trips to the track; schlepping to the temple for the high holidays (oy!); occasional banging of maids (the squatter and more Hispanic the better – this way when you get caught she will be more confused than angry); and be sure to ignore any disturbing behavior patterns of that teenager you’re sharing your giant digs with – he’ll be gone soon enough.
This might appeal, so … fill or kill? I think I’m on the go-team here.