Real estate beat: Master bedroom is yours … $1200/mo.

April 17th, 2015

CRAIGSLIST: Welcome to The Homo Mansion

Oh, this seems like a great idea.

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Beautiful master bedroom for rent, complete with walk in closet, Jacuzzi bath tub, bidet and double headed shower. All utilities, cable, internet etc included

This house is a unique situation, a diamond in the rough. Yes we may have a dirtbike track in the backyard and a trampoline in the living room but this is by no means a party house and no one here uses drugs. Although we do like to have fun, all the roommates are professionals in their mid 20’s and work 9-5 jobs. We all get along well and hangout together most evenings.

Momma said knock you out

April 17th, 2015

Note to white self: don’t go teaching in Hempstead.

Student’s mother knocks out teacher.

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It’s work: Friday morning meating

April 17th, 2015

‘Tis bad form to rest your grapes on someone else’s everything bagel.

Primavera
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A&T Rolls
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The Wichita Lineman
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Hearts of Palm
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Viking Feast
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Ham Stands
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Porterhouse
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Veal Cutlet
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Doggie Bag
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Bon appetite los animales!

Terrific work from someone you never heard of

April 16th, 2015

Britt McHenry, free lance ESPN 3 sideline girl: busted being a cunt.

Personally, I enjoyed the footage and look forward to the next one.