Porterhouse seeks side dish

TheDanzaTap is vetting prospects for this young lady’s big Friday night. You are encouraged to indicate your interest and qualification in comments.

comes with cool garage

comes with cool garage and gunt

Hey guys I’m looking for someone to hang out this Friday night and if we click have some fun together. I am attending a little get together and think it would be fun to have someone new to hang out with. I don’t just want a 1 time thing I would like to meet someone Friday night and if we click have a FWB where whenever we feel like messing around we do not just the 1 time but no pressure. I’m a big girl so if your not into that don’t reply. You must know how to fuck a bigger girl be social and know how to have fun. If this is you and your free Friday night please hit me up with a picture or I won’t respond. Must be STD and drug free.

a wild side

a wild side

* She is not for beginners. If you don’t know how to fuck ’em big, she may not be for you.

** admin has dibs on sloppy seconds; proviso being he gets to watch the pregame.

Good luck.

Prisoner swap

Breaking news: TheDanzaTap has brokered a deal via trusted Spaniard connections.

We will send South America notorious green-haired swimmer Ronnie Chotchke…


… in exchange for this Pampas-area lass who stole our hearts and now must face a few reports of justice.


This is big.

Sources say she told a van full of gentlemen that she would meet them later that night at a respectable establishment – only to not show up.

Aghast at her antics, the chaps thought they were headed for a Starbucks to regroup – but somehow got stuck in evil Wesley’s booby trap. A few remaining stragglers did manage to reach a safe haven for men, but once there tragically caught AIDS from a toilet seat.

This one needs to pay.