Jabba the Hutt tripping balls

August 1st, 2014

Flying blind: first video in TheDanzaTap history to be greenlit & posted without even being viewed first.

Trusting the force here. – admin

Meat Friday a go-go

August 1st, 2014

Gents – it’s been a rough week, so we pray:

To all my negus we offer praise.

Gents – please tie on your feedbag.

Cordials/Morning Dew

Lollipop Chicken
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Most Powerful Trail Mix
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Mussels, Washed and Cleaned
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Thick-Cut Bacon
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Wild Salmon
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TDT-Raised Porterhouse Steak, in High American Style
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Nightcap
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A humble tiebreaking request

July 31st, 2014

I can’t rank ‘em, score it a three way tie.

DWH

request

Life lessons

July 31st, 2014

Mandatory viewing.

All you ever need to learn is right here in this man’s webinar. Make the time for it.

Discuss with friends who need help.

Stink ink: The Suicide Girls story

July 31st, 2014

Feature story disclaimer: there will be stinkbug.

At some point in the mid-to-late 1990s women started getting tattoos.

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For years no proper analysis of this trend existed because no one has bothered analyzing tattooed skanks beyond ass and tits.

That is, until some dirtbags from the West Coast figured out that they could pay idiots pennies to showcase their self-identified precious and unique sexualities under the big tent that is SuicideGirls.

And some sense on these skanks was began to be had.

Suicide Girls feel special posing in their own homes
instead of the ubiquitous Southern California backyard/pool deck.

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Knee socks a common theme.
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Maybe this Suicide Girl’s ink is underneath that swimsuit
- but still, that ass must be making her friends.

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Where’s ______________ (?) my $4 check? school? Daddy? cock?
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That’s one starfish…
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On occasion a Suicide Girl will try washing her tats off
- only to find she’s left with nothing but faith and hope.

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Ever wonder how an inkless Suicide Girl can get the nod?
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Now you know.