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First parade of the season has nothing to do with the Irish or the West Indians.

It’s the Tailpipers, a select group of women who refuse to face the camera when posing with motorcycles. Tailpipers aren’t crazy about wearing pants or loose garments, either.

Lookit those tiny wheels!

The local CHiPs officer has bullied many a Tailpiper into submission. Thank you for recognizing a truce for this fine parade day, Sgt. Callahan.

Gun it, Sobe, but don’t lose your hat. That would be so embarrassing.

Bringing up the rear the Tailpipers who keep the cabooses clean.

I have a feeling that the Tailpiper Nation online is several hundred thousand strong.

respek

Always beware the “chill” ones. From Craigslist:

OK, so I had my friend Jerry over for some pre beers prior to going out Saturday night. He brought over his friend Bob who was really chill and down to earth. After a few rounds Bob got a phone call and asked if he could use my bedroom for some privacy. I absolutely had no problem with that and let him go for it. After about 25 minutes he returned with a bright red face and a little uncomfortable disheveled way. We asked if everything was cool and he said “yeah, just a really intense conversation with an ex!” OK. We all went out and had a great time. The next morning I woke up and noticed my “goodies” drawer cracked open. I looked inside and noticed that everything was out of place especially my DILDO! I am super Anal about the cleanliness of “Mr Big” so I smelt it and OMG… It smelt like ASS! DID YOU BOB, USE MY DILDO, IN YOUR ASS? I am absolutely disgusted with this situation and now have to go find myself another dildo. I do not know what to do about confronting you, so I am hoping you read this!”

You just know Mr. Big was dying for some strange … and then Bob comes along to provide a little sweet taste of mangina.

Next thing Mr. Big knows is that ol’ tuna can who’s been abusing him all these years has the gall to say he stinks! And then throws him in the garbage!

Ain’t easy being a dildo.

… and he’s the shit.

That frontwards rat tail is making Hector Camacho jealous.

Anyway, RIP, Corey Haim.

Peaked in Lucas, was in the Lost Boys, should have been in The Goonies, didn’t make the cut for Stand by Me, stole all the scenes in License to Drive, and now he’s dead of a drug overdose.

Look at that chicken scratch, how stoned was he when he signed this pathetic pledge to no one?