It’s been a long week and you barely touched your plate.
Eat up now before you catch Ebola!
Bon appetite los animales!
Notre Dame freshman WR Justin Brent, 18, hits a Knicks game with 44 year old porn star, Lisa Ann.
When you’re smilin’
When you’re smilin’
The whole world smiles with you….
Go on Justin, get in there and win one for the fapper!
This guy left the game rather discouraged by reality.
So it’s the end of an era, the Allmans final hurrah at the Beacon Theatre.
232 drug and booze fueled good times in that sweet old smelly theatre. I’m guessing I went to between 15-20 of these shows, drunk and high as hell on everything available at each one, totally forgetting what song was playing, hitting the bar on every floor, and running into no end of familiar faces at each one.
Here’s one from around the time when I started coming around – and I definitely thought they were a bunch of old farts 20 years ago.
Chief Keef, my favorite rapper, was just dropped by his label for being completely out of his mind.
This 21 year old thug life impresario trashes mansions, raps about gun play, invited Katy Perry to suck his dick when she did a Twitter shout out, and best of all – crap raps like a muthafucka.
Look for a Keef/TDT collab soon.
It’s been a rough few years as the situation has spun out of control.
Coning rates continue to skyrocket…
We lost Captain Stabbin to a vicious mutiny…
But most of all though, are these bullies.
Few even respect the drapes.
But one bully in particular, this Katee Owen.
She left her mark on TDT. Lulled us in and knocked us out.
Potentially the Jew Coup Cash Bonanza of year, Melissa is not bad for 46 – particularly when you request she leave her mask & snorkel on. Not that bad for 26 even.
Remember, courtesy of Joan she comes with:
• $70 million cash
• $35 million apartment
• 13 year old son.
Picture lounging on a nice couch eating the best takeout the Upper East Side can offer; a regular stipend for regular trips to the track; schlepping to the temple for the high holidays (oy!); occasional banging of maids (the squatter and more Hispanic the better – this way when you get caught she will be more confused than angry); and be sure to ignore any disturbing behavior patterns of that teenager you’re sharing your giant digs with – he’ll be gone soon enough.
This might appeal, so … fill or kill? I think I’m on the go-team here.