Online dating beat: Reasonable choking?

October 24th, 2014

Man chokes online girlfriend for posting fake pics

Angry that his girlfriend looked nothing like her online profile …he choked her with both hands around the neck and threw food on her and left the scene on foot with two suitcases.”

I’ve been there. I’ve whipped many a drum stick at fatsos and will happily represent Cornelius in the court of public opinion – pro bono.

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Meat on Friday, mas carne

October 24th, 2014

It’s been a long week and you barely touched your plate.

Eat up now before you catch Ebola!

Dirty Martini
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Jerky
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Thick Cut Bacon
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USDA Inspected Prime
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Cubano
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Chicken Kiev
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Porterhouse
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Grilled Sirloin
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Nightcap
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Bon appetite los animales!

ND freshman wins the Golden Helmet award

October 24th, 2014

Notre Dame freshman WR Justin Brent, 18, hits a Knicks game with 44 year old porn star, Lisa Ann.

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When you’re smilin’
When you’re smilin’
The whole world smiles with you….

RICKY RETARDO

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Go on Justin, get in there and win one for the fapper!

This guy left the game rather discouraged by reality.

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Music beat: Hail Allman Brothers, hail Chief Keef

October 23rd, 2014

So it’s the end of an era, the Allmans final hurrah at the Beacon Theatre.

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232 drug and booze fueled good times in that sweet old smelly theatre. I’m guessing I went to between 15-20 of these shows, drunk and high as hell on everything available at each one, totally forgetting what song was playing, hitting the bar on every floor, and running into no end of familiar faces at each one.

Here’s one from around the time when I started coming around – and I definitely thought they were a bunch of old farts 20 years ago.

Chief Keef, my favorite rapper, was just dropped by his label for being completely out of his mind.

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This 21 year old thug life impresario trashes mansions, raps about gun play, invited Katy Perry to suck his dick when she did a Twitter shout out, and best of all – crap raps like a muthafucka.

Look for a Keef/TDT collab soon.

Be she the mightiest bully?

October 23rd, 2014

It’s been a rough few years as the situation has spun out of control.

Karina Jelinak respects neither the laws of man nor nature.
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Coning rates continue to skyrocket…
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We lost Captain Stabbin to a vicious mutiny…
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But most of all though, are these bullies.

They run rampant.
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Unchecked…
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…and Shameless.

Few even respect the drapes.
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But one bully in particular, this Katee Owen.
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She left her mark on TDT. Lulled us in and knocked us out.

Approach her with extreme caution.
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Here is the complete vid which thrust Katee into top heavyweight contention.

Be careful.