Lent again, by rough reckoning we’ve been dealing Friday feedbags for about a year now.
Bon appetite los animales!
Don’t look now, but celebrity chef Todd English was shit-faced drunk in a hot tub with topless women.
Good for him, really.
But with celebrity comes harping and second-guessing. And some are saying that one of these beauties is Chicago-based derivative trader, Wenjie Song.
Wenjie – who recently posted pictures of herself hugging Chef English – has been vehement in denying that it is she in the hot tub, telling the New York Post: “My eyes don’t look like that, and I have bigger breasts.”
The cheekbone structure, remarkably similar – and makeup washes off in the hot tub.
So it’s off to Facebook for more shots of the lovely Ms. Song – let us test the merits of her alibi.
Please remember any click-thru you see are TDT-regulation breast-size approximations and not technically Ms. Song.
If her alibi doesn’t check out at least her ass does.
Fit and active.
It would be nice if we can establish an ID here, folks. The ramifications are at least B-sized.
Today’s talent parade is dedicated to the greater glory of Miguel B. Seguerra, renowned South American freedom fighter of note.
In the pampas Seguerra gained notoriety pounding culo.
True conquistador, Miguel B. Seguerra.
HI… I’M GEORGE ZIMMER – FOUNDER AND FORMER CEO OF THE MEN’S WEARHOUSE.
LAST NIGHT I UNSHEATHED MY MUNGO MAN SPOUT FROM MY JEANS AND FLOPPED IT DOWN IN FRONT OF YOUR UNSUSPECTING SISTER, THUS CREATING A CLAMOR SO GREAT THAT A NEIGHBOR CALLED THE AUTHORITIES.
YET YOUR SISTER BARELY GOT TO NIBBLE AT MY PLUMP, PRODIGIOUS MEMBER BEFORE I GRABBED IT LIKE A LASSO AND SMACKED HER ACROSS THE FACE SO HARD SHE FLEW, SPINNING, ONTO THE COUCH BENT OVER – AWAITING THE ADMISSION OF MY THROBBING ACREAGE OF FLESH. SHE COULD ONLY TAKE 30 SECONDS OF HALF MY SCROTAL CAMEL BEFORE SHE FAINTED.
WITH GUSTO I FINISHED UP AND BESTOWED A STUNNING LIKENESS OF THE POPE ON HER BACK IN BABY SPACKLE. THEN I USED HER TOOTH BRUSH AS TOILET PAPER AND LEFT A QUARTER ON HER ASS.
SHE IS GONNA CALL ME FOUR TIMES TODAY. I GUARANTEE IT.