Dating

November 20th, 2014

Remember the porn star dating the freshman Notre Dame football player? (Like you fucking forgot!)

Well, maybe it’s not a publicity stunt – maybe it’s love.

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From BustedCoverage: She’s the star of such classics as Black Out 2: Jailed ‘N Nailed, P.O.V. Juggfuckers 5, Anal Dream Team, Mandingo Massacre 7, Mandingo: Hide Your Wives! and Thomas the Intern’s favorite Breast in Class 2: Counterfeit Racks. Pornstar Lisa Ann is to black porn what Peyton Manning is to the quarterback position. She’s a legend. The white community appreciates her work. The black community can’t get enough of her work (since she’s using banging black dudes) and the porn industry just marvels at her output.

For legions of black fellows on Twitter, Lisa Ann is quite inspirational.

Reaction among the brothas was mixed.

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And Notre Dame has dropped 3 of the past 4 games after an undefeated start and getting as high ranked as 5.

Knute Rockne would have relished this challenge.

Blown opportunity blown

November 20th, 2014

I can’t be the only one who’s ever cut a “blow me for my silence” deal. Right?

Goodbye Mr. Chips: 2014 edition

November 20th, 2014

This teacher below:

• unaware his laptop was linked to the class projection screen

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• unaware that his students were watching him
use Facebook to check up on his favorite student.

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Before you laugh just remember he’s got a pretty good shot …

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… at finding security guard work in an oil field.

“There’s hootch in my coochie”

November 19th, 2014

So this Florida woman was caught shoving a bottle of E&J Brandy up there, right in front of her kid.

And now everyone is going to say the boy has no chance – whatever.

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The fact is that she’s got no chance … once I break out the good stuff.

Looking back at today’s behind from the rear

November 19th, 2014

Specimen
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Says she’s from Faptown
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Make with the invisible underpants, for meat’s sakes!
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Wallpaper appreciation
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Butt wut?
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Stuffing the run game
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Another ass for the tradesman
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