Only this time it’s intentional. Busy through today, light posting tomorrow.
Admission to today’s luncheon: a promise to use the loo and not your neighbor’s lawn.
Bon appetite los animales!
Maybe you’ve seen them already but Obamacare is flooding neighborhoods across the US with specially trained reps to encourage people to get back on their toilet seats to shit.
So far this initiative has been a smash.
These are the good times.
Author Jenna Jameson was at today’s party but we had to drop her off at the TV station for some book promotion.
Fox said she was wasted (I dispute that – I think they’re just uptight) and hosed her down and gave it another take…
That interview was the highlight of that guy’s life. “Hey, I’ve always wondered – what’s your phone number?”