Caption it: Beth
January 27th, 2012Terrible news for Wes Welker
January 27th, 2012First, he learns that his employer is going to ship him to freezing Indiana next week, and now, he’s getting married to this swamp donkey.
When it rains it pours.
KAZ
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Rip up hoops … consult DeMarcoExperts.com
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Never heard of this guy, but he’s betting $5 million on the Patriots in the Superbowl
His nephew is the Patriots running back. Betting with the heart, dangerous.
But is it more dangerous than betting with the dick?
50 Cent is promising to tweet pictures of his dong if the Giants don’t win.
Go Giants. Please.
But fuck 50 Cent, here’s who I’d like to see lose a bet…
Amateurs. Heh.
Now youse can’t leave
January 26th, 2012I saw it in his face, all the life was drained from his eyes.
He had a reputation for tapping big culo.
But this time he made a fatal mistake, he truly bit off more than he could chew.
Well, someone had to
January 26th, 2012President Obama just flew into Arizona and Gov. Jan Brewer hopped on the opportunity to say what so many will never get the chance to:
It’s an old story. She says he never listens. He says he has a plane to catch…
Basically, Obama is pissed at what Brewer wrote about him in her book.
I believe she called him a faggot.
If you’re an Obama fan reading this you can cheer yourself up by tuning into a Republican debate sometime, it should soothe your anxiety.
But remember this guy, John Kerry? He’s in the news because his black eyes he got playing hockey.
Less covered is that an ex-staffer of his leaked the identities of US Al-Qaeda interrogators to the press.
And lawyers of Al-Qaeda detainees in Guantanamo promptly supplied this information to their terrorist clients. Names and faces.
If Obama wants my vote he can start by closing Guantanamo. Here’s how:
1) Put rat poison in the falafel.
2) Throw the “defense” lawyers into a shark tank.
Guantanamo closed. Everyone is happy.
ADMIN
So I hired a domestic
January 26th, 2012Hired a maid because I live in a shit hole. My only request was that she be professional.
Her uniform was a nice touch.
Multitasker: served me cupcakes while closing a drawer with her butt.
She helped me get over my fear of bidets.
Caught her looking out the window …
… she must have been daydreaming that I’d go to KFC and eat a few buckets of chicken because that’s exactly what I did.
The backyard is a jungle… you should see her front yard.
Caption it: Good doggie…
January 25th, 2012
Strife in the motherland
January 25th, 2012Waiting for the UN to step in and wipe away the hate.
College football update
January 25th, 2012Texas A&M joined the SEC. I really didn’t know that until yesterday.
Spring break research starts today.
Antidote to a dreary winter Tuesday
January 24th, 2012
Whatever she wants, no questions asked.
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Mancini, O’Brien & Redd ripping up hoops so far … check out DeMarcoExperts.com
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Free skateboarding lesson to whoever can guess her favorite move…
Oh Facebook
January 24th, 2012I am not going to suffer what pops up on my Facebook page in silence.
I’m pissed at him because he stenciled his tattoo from a t-shirt I lent him. So have at it.
I suppose I owe him a link, the master motivator…
And I suppose I owe you some ass … 4:05 now … give me 20 minutes …