Clickthru Caption it: Upton byproduct

September 2nd, 2014

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Verlander has some offense.

BLIND SQUIRREL

Il fappo célèbre

September 2nd, 2014

There’s a white Bronco cruising slowly down the information superhighway and naked pictures of Jennifer Lawrence are falling out of its open windows at every curve in the bend.

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I was camping this weekend and developments were spoonfed to me by a girl and her iPhone. While I always enjoy talking ass and tits with the ladies, my heart was back here on TDT thinking of the esteemed readership.

I don’t even know who some of these stars are, such as…

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Not positive on the ID here either, but edibility is confirmed.

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But back on familiar footing, Upton.

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… dignity blown.

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Personally, the real coup de grace here is getting mass media’s hipster darling Aubrey Plaza snared in this. Like Lawrence and unlike Upton, Plaza has Hollywood’s PR machine in overdrive trying to undo the leaks.

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There are shots and videos of Plaza, it will be a personal priority – cause of her endless appetite for shit like this.

Much more is out there – please collaborate in comments and emails to [email protected] … this story shifts like sand and we’re off to a late start.

Meat on Friday, for the long haul

August 29th, 2014

Have a great weekend all.

Antipasti
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Hand Harvested Grouper
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Cevice
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Marinated Flank Steak
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Farm Fresh Berries
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Meat Lovers Pizza
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Porterhouse Deglazed in a Fine Jungle Sauce
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Sea Snapper
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Red Velvet Cake
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Bon appetite los animales!

Packing

August 29th, 2014

Some fellows hanging out at a gas station – and up walks trouble.

Now replay and watch the guy in blue. Flawless.

God bless the Colfax Kid

August 28th, 2014

Foots is back. Ole Miss/Boise St. & South Carolina/Texas A&M tonight.

I expect Ole Miss and SC to win big… just my opinion, I’ll leave the real capping to the pros at DeMarcoExperts.com.

Meanwhile at USC, one (now booted) Anthony Brown claims he encountered racism when HC wouldn’t allow him to switch from CB to RB – because we’ve never seen a black running back before, I guess.

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At least there’s film school to fall back on.