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I found it curious to see hipsters in Wales soccer jerseys lambasting anyone in the UK for wanting out of a larger confederation.

Apparently the media, the polls, the oddsmakers, and the 1% did not see this coming.

I wonder what other surprises are in store…

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Miss TDT 2016: The Coffey sisters

These Australian sisters – are they aqua bullies…
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… or pro surfers?
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Just like their first names, no one really knows. It doesn’t matter.
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But some things do matter.

That’s why we ensure that ass checks out.
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Above and below the water.
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These Coffey girls are on point, instituting their own rigorous standards of ass regulation.
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Wish we could say that TDT discovered the Coffey sisters, but word is out.

Here’s a Coffey center stage at a Formula One race – which for a woman is the equivalent ego boost that Dustin Johnson enjoyed on Sunday, getting mobbed by skimpily-clad Paulina Gretzky after winning the US Open.
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Look at all the animals who paid good money to sit and watch from afar. Coffeys don’t go to their parties.

Australian energy, girls included, makes me nervous. When I’m around them I feel like if I turn around they’ll slap the back of my head and double over laughing.

But I would trade a lump or two for a run at this ass.
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You’ve got a scrap in Memphis

Somewhere IHOP franchise committeemen are remembering that fateful meeting when a young hotshot pitched the low hanging fruit of a location on the fringe of a Memphis ghetto.

The business school grad energized the room with graphs of heavy foot traffic & low per sq. foot costs – this was a steal. The only objection was from Lou, that grizzled war horse who still referred to the company as ‘International House of Pancakes’.

“Who are we gonna staff this location with?”, he asked incredulously as the committee laughed him off and greenlighted the franchise. There was money to be made.

Lou always knew the score.

He is now TDT’s Executive Scrap Producer, Southwest sector. And he just sent us this from pleasing footage from a corner grocery in Dallas…