True Southerners believe, come summer time, that everyone should enjoy the all-important cooking technique of the south — outdoor grilling!
And you don’t have to live in the South (but it helps) to score yourself a FREE BBQ grill! And how welcome is that in these tough times. Pick up your free BBQ grill from any of the following stores:
Albertsons, Costco, Food Lion, Home Depot, Big Lots, Lowes, Piggly-Wiggly, Publix, Safeway, Sam’s Club, Target, Vons, Trader Joe ’s, Wal-Mart, Winn-Dixie, and other particpating stores.
I especially like the higher rack — which can be used for keeping things warm! Just make sure to get a metal grill as the plastic ones don’t do so well.
Ever hear these chilling words? “Hey, brah, let’s rumble.”
That’s right, four street tough tit bullies … gonna have an Independence Day Grand Royale… Puh-POW!
And then there were three.
Note the blonde’s rack as it turtles into a butt to fend off the all-out assault from the aggressive set from the bottom of the picture; to the right a Grand Royale infraction is captured: “illegal use of the hands”.
So then then there were two…
The crash of weary mammalians, a winner appears as her valiant foe (right) crumbles.
A verdict in “The Underwater Tit” was reached at Instant Jury. I am satisfied with the results and will abide by it. We can discuss the merits of the case, IJ, et al.
I’m almost as satisfied as the black community is that Diana Ross was chosen as guardian over MJ’s estate over Elizabeth Taylor. Yes, for many people this is a point of pride. I know because I checked. Hurray!
And I would choose a baboon with a stick for a dentist before this guy. “Pimp” and “dentist” are two worlds that should never cross, unless it’s simply business.
This picture is a solid reminder that there was an age when chicks who didn’t give a shit were fun to hang out with.
Some breakdown on this exceptional feat:
A – Without removal of dungarees, her thong has been lifted to rest on her right shoulder.
B – The force exacted during this wedgie has blown out the postage stamp sized fabric that is intended to cover the small of her back, where the crack forms.
C – This was a self-inflicted wedgie. Her left arm shoots beneath her raised torso where her hand guides the thong strap to prevent abrasion of delicate areas.
D – This is a remarkably durable brand of thong, you can see the elastic hanging tough, a moose could wear this garment.
E – Some dude is helping to maintain an even pressure on the strained bands of her thong, while copping whatever feel he can because …
F – …she has nice ass.
What a beautiful mess she would have made of this tub and the three girls in it.
I graduated in the bottom quartet of my high school class, #150 out of 184, so I know the damage that maff can do a psyche.
Remedial maff was a grind, they probably call it something nicer now. My classes were half-empty and in them were bored guys with silky mustaches (Italian) and pregnant black chicks (nuts), but the young black males had already fled maff by then. Or maybe it was their pregnant girlfriends…
But I admire Young Harvey for facing down maff fears with a cool van and a fly street team, throwing it right back into society’s face…that’s bad ass. Go get ‘em and let your accountant handle the maff.
Here’s Kristin Dalton who had the good fortune to both win the Miss USA pageant and not be entangled in a war of words with Perez Hilton, who is such an asshole he can make Paris Hilton seem down-to-earth and likable in comparison.
Dalton is a pageant winner from the old school, a ravishing beauty. Her opinions are less important than her comportment. Her job is to look great and enjoy red, white, and blue sundaes for the 4th.
But like any beauty queen Dalton worked her way up the circuit, kind of like a NASCAR driver does. Here’s Dalton taking a lesser title away from some jeaous skanks…
Just got back from a meeting and saw a guy wearing a bluetooth earpiece AND a holster for his phone. I can excuse the holster to just being a fucking nerd…but guys who wear bluetooth earpieces in public should be labled “gay” without question.
There has to be enough public haterd for this to warrant a post on “the Tap”, no? – M. Curtinez
I think so. Many of these guys bring a seriousness to their job that Jack Bauer might bring to a domestic terrorist incident. That explains the “VP” on their business cards. Vagina Prods.
Busy morning in court at Instant Jury. Feisty crowd, I think Harry stacked the jury with some of his Dungeon & Dragons buddies.
Never did get the name of the yoga babe from the other day, but I think this is the same gal giving the camera a frontal cuntal.
Someone in comments said she might be Adriana Lima… I think it is. Fame and fortune or no, co-opting the hard sell tactics of a street whore in a dirty alley is about as much of a stretch for her as playing Dr. Patch was for Robin Williams.
Warrant had her in mind when they wrote “Cherry Pie”. – M. Curtinez
A little disappointed in that guy who can’t think of anything better to do than to jam a finger up his nose while soaking up the sun at Hedo 69’s bottomless optional swimming pool.
Probably the only facility he’ll ever visit where a man can shove a finger up his ass without judgement or shame and he’s opting for the schnozz.
6.27 - the pros pick out the value plays in interleague MLB...check it out!
