Caption it: New tat

March 27th, 2015

Sometimes “Caption it” doubles as “help explain it”.

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BLIND SQUIRREL

Friday’s meat: seasoned well

March 27th, 2015

Hey, this delivery is for serious meat lovers only.

I’m not kidding. Everyone else can beat it.

Champagne Course
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A&T Platter
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Buffet Table
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Free Range Goose
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Leg of Lamb
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Prized Hams
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Porterhouse
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Prime Rib
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Key Lime Pie
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Bon appetite los animales!

No bacon a bullet offense for Shaneka

March 26th, 2015

Gotdam, using a 9mm Glock on burger flippers,smw. (Shaking my wang)

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BREAKING: Reports that counterman’s flirty testimony sealed Shaneka’s fate.

Funny but the media is cool to it when people die over service altercations at the Grand Rapids Chicken Coop, yet McDonald’s is a lightning rod. Conspiracy?

But before we get all judgmental, let’s not forget that McDonald’s has a spotty history in customer relations itself.

Service without a smile

Breakfast menu conflagration in Philadelphia

Miss TDT 2015: Kristen DeLuca

March 26th, 2015

Kristen is an Ohio born vet on the LA party scene, no stranger to the Playboy mansion and boldly sports her assets to the hungry public.

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The ass checks out.
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Perhaps you know Kristen from her blond phase, here on the right partying with Paris Hilton …

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That’s really her.
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Ass regardless.
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