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No community is as tight as the internet – and praised be the way we rally around hurricane and terror victims.
We are simply wonderful.
Green Leafy
Lunchpail Potluck
Jalapeño Poppers
Ribeye
Porterhouse
Chateaubriand
Bon appetite los animales!
Chinese peasants on annual vacation are the true roughnecks. Despite governmental re-education programs they continue to poop in the aisles of revered Chinese department stores.
Naturally, they’ve never seen black people. Share their joy.
Sandy beach.
Lucky A&T.
Socked.
Ray Diablo.
Renegade.
Mobile party unit.
Troubling times for mammocentrics.
Big-boobed Playboy model Jenna Bentley has upset her army of fans by announcing she might get a breast reduction — after she nearly knocked herself out jogging.
The 24-year-old says her whopping 36E natural breasts are literally too big to handle and have been getting in the way of her new fitness regime.
To be fair, that’s why I don’t jog either. But why will no one ask her boyfriend, 55 year old Ben Brown, his opinion?
Come to think of it, we could use his take on a lot of things.
Let’s organize. Please send all Jenna breast reduction objections to:
Jenna Bentley
69 Backstreet
Sloppytown, USA
On a personal level my interest in higher education is confined to the community college arena; much less drama and distraction on local party scenes where the lines blur between students, professors, drifters, janitors, and general creepers.
But even with that there’s always time for a field trip to see what’s up in university land.
And we take the fuckin’ bus.
Freshman: All smiles. World is new.
Sophomore: Party scene vets now.
Junior: Personal development stage. Exploration anew.
Senior: Ready to take on the world.
I hope you enjoyed the typical college field trip experience. Now you know what college is like today.
NFL is here. Gonna cut to the chase and predict the Superbowl:
Cowboys vs. Bengals.
Edge: Bengals.
A sneak peek into your typical Louisiana kitchen…
Dreamer.
No hiding.
Scamp.
Renegade.
A&T select.
Caboose.
Love him or hate him, I think we can all agree that President Trump is a heterosexual billionaire with very superficial tastes … that means he only bangs tens.
But the media hates him so much they attacked his wife’s outfits when she accompanied him to hurricane-rocked Texas.
Okay.
Now let’s take a dead serious, God’s honest look at Melania’s most vocal fashion critic – Vogue Magazine’s fashion editor, Lynn Yeager…
There it is. Vogue is perpetrating the fakest news of all fucking time.
It’s a wash.
True grit.
Giving the devil his due.
Gang.
Renegade.
Deep blue sea.
