Enjoying the Masters today. Excellent coverage online, thought I’d add some additional.
Tiger Woods, -2, currently dating Lindsay Vonn.
— lindsey vonn (@lindseyvonn) April 7, 2013
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Co-leader Dustin Johnson, -6, currently dating Gretzky’s daughter.
You never know what you have until..you clean your room
— Paulina Gretzky (@PaulinaGretzky) March 3, 2013
Suggested hashtags for Paulina:
#Stalker #AIDS #MarkMessiersUnderpants
Sergio Garcia, +4 today, Monica Seles’ ex
I know what it feels like to want to give up.
— Monica Seles (@GettingGrip) July 22, 2009
Suggested hashtags for Seles:
Rory, E, dating Polish tennis star
Practice done! Now off to the course to see @mcilroyrory play!
— Caroline Wozniacki (@CaroWozniacki) April 12, 2013
Suggested hastags for Caroline:
Be sure to stretch first…
Then really work those muscles…
And that’s how you get to look like this…
Remember gentlemen, time to hit the gym, swim-suit season is 2 months out…
You know what they say about girls with stripper poles installed in their bedrooms…
And they don’t even know it…