The Danza Tap

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Enjoying the Masters today. Excellent coverage online, thought I’d add some additional.

Tiger Woods, -2, currently dating Lindsay Vonn.

Rehab is going well! Double leg squats already. Love working hard! #grindinginthegym #rockinakneebrace fb.me/2sUdPE1T4

— lindsey vonn (@lindseyvonn) April 7, 2013

Suggested hashtags for Vonn:
#RockingAntibiotics #KickingPuertoRicanFieldGoalInTigersHotelRoomTonight

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Co-leader Dustin Johnson, -6, currently dating Gretzky’s daughter.

You never know what you have until..you clean your room

— Paulina Gretzky (@PaulinaGretzky) March 3, 2013

Suggested hashtags for Paulina:
#Stalker #AIDS #MarkMessiersUnderpants

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Sergio Garcia, +4 today, Monica Seles’ ex

I know what it feels like to want to give up.

— Monica Seles (@GettingGrip) July 22, 2009

Suggested hashtags for Seles:
#TimeToGiveUpSergio

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Rory, E, dating Polish tennis star

Practice done! Now off to the course to see @mcilroyrory play!

— Caroline Wozniacki (@CaroWozniacki) April 12, 2013

Suggested hastags for Caroline:
#MournTheJuggos

*** Originally a subpost of the Porterhouse Unlimited thread, this post demonstrates both the treachery of women and the power of art.***

Aye, women can be weasels…

Keep scrolling…

I feel bad for her boyfriend.

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Long live the king.

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Be sure to stretch first…

Then really work those muscles…

And that’s how you get to look like this…

Remember gentlemen, time to hit the gym, swim-suit season is 2 months out…

TAR,

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You know what they say about girls with stripper poles installed in their bedrooms…

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And they don’t even know it…

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WAX: ROSANA from Michael Richter on Vimeo.

NSFW

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