Where’s the fire?

I salute the spirit in which this sign was made.

I respect and honor it.

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But truth be told whenever I’m in a bathroom that I have no intention of returning to any time soon I hose down the walls like they are on fire. And that has nothing to do with the size of my baby carrot.

Lax god thinks he’s superman 

Remove your caps, gentlemen, for there goes the three time captain of the Coker lacrosse team …

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Masciarelli allegedly “would stop on occasion and pose like Superman exposing himself and urinating.”

When confronted by a sheriff’s deputy, Masciarelli “could not explain why he had no pants on,” nor did he know the way home.

Ah, there’s nothing here, he’s just going through a phase. A very fun fucking phase.