FUCK IT. I SAID WE'LL DO IT LIVE.
There's more than one filly in racing. Take A Report, after finishing a solid second in a 3 1/2 furlong dash in Gulfstream, broke her maiden with a commanding performance in a 5 furlong race at Calder on May 11th.
The horse is owned by whipsmart traders who, to date, have wished to remain anonymal.
And since I can't do it on TAR, I'd like to send a special thanks to sponsors (present and future), ex-Citiman Mr. MF, chief programmer Mr. PL, the big man who needs no introduction or scrutiny, and readership - and the tappers who make me laugh daily.
And most of all, I'd like to thank my little girlfriend...
That's her in the middle in the blue dress, behind the mini-freak of nature. Gashmina and her mustache have brought me great joy since since I bought her from her father.
IJPOABMLOMSF
