Whenever I am faced with an attractive black female I am thrust into a difficult situation. You see, I was raised to treat others as I would have them treat me. And I WOULDN'T WANT ANYONE treating me like I'd like to treat her...
Mo' mo', I implo' you.
Fuck you, I'm only five.
Want to measure the butt crack vector. Could be a record.
There's something for everyone on Black Friday...
Featured on Takeareport many moons ago ... we all missed you, Boo
Finish strong.
O Mammy!
Ted Danson, too, was widely praised for his aping of the black man via face paint. Note the lipwork. Outstanding, Ted.
(Second bravest act of his career, first was stabbing Whoopi Goldberg.)
But when Harry Connick, Jr. visited Australia and was a guest judge on a TV show there, he threw a shit fit when an act came out in "blackface" doing the Jackson 5.
Harry insinuated that an ungodly Negroforce would kick any white guy's ass who pulled that fucking shit in America, yo, and Connick left the unmistakable impression that he was globally down with brothers and therefore fit to accept Australian apologies on their behalf.
Fair enough.
Yet here's Connick a few years ago on Mad TV, face blackened and imitating a black preacher from the South.
I don't get it, Harry. Why was it okay for you and not the Australian rubes?
Anyway, I'm not taking chances. The Halloween party I'm going to is at the Haffsbrau Haus in Ho-Ho-Kus. I've pre-swept the grounds for Negro, thereby minimizing the risk of getting my ass handed to me by a thugga.
See you at the Hoffsbrau, homey.
...ah yes, I knew I've seen it before.
This flap is bullshit. That tall cracka "earned" the Miss HU title. And I know you know what I'm talking about. White girls don't get into black schools without a little quid pro quo. You could say she backdoored it.
...Moving on, last night at halftime of MNF they interviewed the young coach of the Broncos. Darling of the league, this guy. A young and successful coach in the NFL, imagine that!
Well, has anyone ever heard of the black-as-the-Pittsburgh-night Mike Tomlin?
Thing is Tony Dungy made "history" as the first black SB winning coach, so Tomlin's novelty is zilch (even if he is an under-40 who's coached and won at the highest level - unlike Mangini, Tomlin's potential "genius" never comes up in conversation).
If hype equaled truth one could surmise Tomlin sucks as a coach.
So yeah, I think Tomlin is under-appreciated because of his skin color, but I also think he's the only one with the right to complain about this.
And if he does he should shut the fuck up because he's a head coach in the NFL for Christ's sake. Will gladly swap problems with his. (But will keep my gloriously pinkish-white skin, thank you.) 
Says Ron Sims, broker of justice: “This is consistent with the president’s desire to see a fully integrated society. Until now, we tended to lay dormant. This is historic, because we are going to hold people’s feet to the fire.”
Hold people's feet to the fire? Who the fuck is this guy?
Busing alone was disastrous in South Boston when they did it to a bunch of poor micks - now they're relocating "urban" neighborhoods into Westchester? Good luck.
Either Scarsdale is in the market for a good football team or the weight of whitedom is gonna run smack into the business end of lip-service politics.
Wonder who's making money off this crap? Ron Sims & Friends?
Here's an all white vocal group mocking black people by singing Toto's Africa.
Waiting for a black lawman to hold these people's feet to the fire, maybe let one of the Jackson 4 guest star or something. Couldn't hurt. 
The prognosis isn't looking so good. 
While this does not:
Rudy just leapfrogged Tootie.
I used to love the Cosby Show so much I submitted a spec script built around the 'white kid picks on the black kids in school' theme that every black sitcom will use at least once by season 2 - and mine had a nice tweaky-twist to it.
A white tit bully not only abuses Lisa Bonet in homeroom, gym class, by the lockers, etc. but crashes Rudy's sleepover and roughs up Mr. & Mrs. Huxtable with her jugs while they try and sleep. Then Tom and Helen from The Jeffersons show up and cool things down before things get too heated for 80s network TV.
I understand Bill Cosby loved the script but the producers cockblocked me when they heard I was just a kid. Had the bully all picked out, too...my baby sitter Amanda Hamwell...
Steve McNair was my favorite QB. Real talk.
For years I considered him the heir-apparent to my hero Steve DeBerg. Because of prevailing racist attitudes no pro commentator I am aware of ever paired the styles of play of this cracker-'spoda duo.
And if press reports are to be believed, McNair was going to die soon anyway. People that stupid rarely live to see 40.
One site Takeareport links to, Bossip (black + gossip), was good post-MJ; in regards to McNair, it's phenomenal. Bossip's 'White People in the News' inspired this site's 'Black People in the News'. And if anyone out there wants to start up a 'Whossip' (white gossip), let me know, we'll partner up.
Some McNair highlights from Bossip...
Fuck Middle Eastern people. Oh shit I need a cab, sorry. Black man has a big brain, big penis, and runs fast. But like the Bible says, he’s a sucker for a blow job. And we know who (white girls) sucks the meanest…LOL Small lips means lots of spit. Im a beast but it is true. -EWW NIGGA
He should have read rule 4
1*ALWAYS MEET AT THE ROOM
2*GIVE HER CASH GIFTS ONLY
3*COVER YOUR TRACKS (CUZ ADULTRY = HALF OF YOUR WORTH)
4*BREAKUP OVER THE PHONE -THAONE
McNair was always terrible IN the shotgun and now we know he was equally terrible IN FRONT OF a shotgun ... RIP
- Vespateriat, (via text)
Now lets stop being moral and acting prejudice, and realize that two people were murdered yesterday, both of color likely by two white males. - calabrians234
damn nigga we need to start to kill white people! - black gold
Oh, and one more thing. Black women cheat too! You nigga bitches need to get off your “MORAL” high horse in regards to infidelity… 
Real talk.
I graduated in the bottom quartet of my high school class, #150 out of 184, so I know the damage that maff can do a psyche.
Remedial maff was a grind, they probably call it something nicer now. My classes were half-empty and in them were bored guys with silky mustaches (Italian) and pregnant black chicks (nuts), but the young black males had already fled maff by then. Or maybe it was their pregnant girlfriends...
But I admire Young Harvey for facing down maff fears with a cool van and a fly street team, throwing it right back into society's face...that's bad ass. Go get 'em and let your accountant handle the maff.
I think Billy Joel can refer one to you.
Still a 1/2 Price fan, though)
