Archive for the ‘Face Rat’ Category

Facerat: family

Thursday, January 21st, 2010
Did France embarrass themselves recently? I didn't notice anything in the news so I was somewhat taken aback and had to contact my cousin about his urgent Facebook message... face one ... turns out he was bumped from a flight by a Frenchman who needed two seats to corral his humongous frame and, correctly, is holding France accountable. Put the ticket away, Jean. We're just authenticating your world class munt. GET ADDITION-FRANCE-NETHERLANDS-AIRLINE-AIRFRANCE-KLM-OBESITY

FaceRat: sibling treachery

Wednesday, December 30th, 2009
This Facebook snippet has been making the rounds, could be the FaceRat of the year. FR12 Search high and low but unless you're willing to court Simon Cowell's 'hairy angel' a v-card is a fictional notion. FR 1A Asian sibling brutality. Brother crushes sister after she rats out his sauce stash. FR14 I *heart* Facebook like you *heart* cock ... online future is strong and bright for that guy.

So is your boyfriend, Rob

Tuesday, September 8th, 2009
The FaceRat status bar is not just for updating friends and former distant acquaintances about your cat. It can also be an emotional sounding board for healing and growth (but no guarantee). status ------------------- To take a screenshot: on Windows MAC: Command + Shift + 4 - then you click and drag Send to: thedanzatap@yahoo.com

FaceRat

Thursday, August 27th, 2009
FB12 FB 1Today marks the inaugural launch of TDT WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM, where you rat out your friends acting like or posing like f'ing tools with complete, guaranteed anonymity... Scour your facebook. Report your douches. Like this ass bastard who wore mesh shorts while traveling overseas to meet Sailor Grandmoon... sailor grandmoon ... and who foolishly let himself be photographed at Kwanghoon's notorious "No-Tell" Falls... (thank you for a wonderful afternoon children...time to die) no tell falls Ko-n-ee-cheeewa.