Matt Lauer got canned. Don’t know why these two care, the one on the right looks like an ape in a t-shirt.
Lauer was making $30 million a year to put on a scarf and taste hot chocolate at Christmas festivals. Had I the chance I would have choked him to death a long time ago.
That he was playing aggressive take-no-prisoners grab-ass with sexy, hand-picked interns is probably Matt’s lone redeeming feature.
Ol’ White Tyson saving civilization once again.
Refresher course for those of you born after 2005 …
A friend sent me a rather upsetting video from a notorious haunt in Mykonos last weekend.
Something about it really troubled me until I slowed the footage down, used some lip reading and caught the hidden message from God.
Make what use of it as you may.
Chinese peasants on annual vacation are the true roughnecks. Despite governmental re-education programs they continue to poop in the aisles of revered Chinese department stores.
Naturally, they’ve never seen black people. Share their joy.
A sneak peek into your typical Louisiana kitchen…
Don’t believe the rumors, I didn’t go gay. I just let curiosity get the better of me for a short while there. Fire Island was glorious.
Anyway, here’s a Hollywood movie star (played Easy-E in Straight Outta Compton) flipping out because Delta was screwing him out of the first class seat he paid for.
Oh yeah, one more thing – he was on standby because he missed his original flight. Complete bitch.
As for Air Danza, booty will be boarding later today. We will be running extra flights through Thursday.