Sissy scrap

I wish I could tell you that D’Brickashaw fought the good fight, and that the Soul Sisters let him be. I wish I could tell you that – but the DC Gay Pride Parade is no fairy-tale world.

Calling the heavy

World War I. The Western Front. Opposing generals would call down heavy artillery onto the heads of war weary soldiers.

2017. East Gitchee Goomee Houses. Heavy is called on an unfortunate sista.

The answer boat: ever fuck a fan?


They asked Riley Reid, Cassandra Cain, Aubrey Sinclair, Abella Danger, Piper Perri, Bella Doll, Riley Reyes, Harmony Cage, Leya Falcon, Mocha Menage, Bobbi Dylan, Alison Rey, Rizzo ford, Georgia Jones the same question:

“Have You Had Sex With A Fan?”


The black porn stars seem pretty cool. Jotting down their names for intensive follow up.

Holy Moroney

Remember this Olympic gymnast, McKayla Moroney?

She got extra famous in a viral photo for making the face your girlfriend does when informed her she’s paying for dinner.


Really viral.

So at 21 years old, 5’4″, 101 lbs, and Olympic glory behind her – it’s time to make that hard work pay off.

another world premiere

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I would vigorously pommel that. Wouldn’t even turn off that strange music.