Whatever crawled up her ass didn’t die and now wants out. Could be a mini longhorn …
How does she remain unsponsored?
Can’t forget the sistas today … puh-POW!
Behold, Elisabetta Gregoraci…
Elisabetta is a 29 year old Italian fashion model/TV personality and married to the esteemed Italian Formula One manager, Flavio Briatore.
She gained a good measure of notoriety in Italy by offering “sexual favours in return for a job as a showgirl for the Italian national public television company RAI.”
Let’s inspect her chassis…
Fine carriage! So far, so good.
Whoops, looks like she might be leaking a little…
Here’s our roadster with her pit chief.
So don’t be discouraged, gents: if you’re a man, it’s never too late and you’re never too fat – just get that money.
I think Elisabetta has a good shot at passing inspection, fill or kill?
UPDATE: In Mar ’10 Elisabetta and Briatore birthed a son, Falco who sources confirm is the youngest eurofag on the continent.