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Tap Vault: Devil could be in the details … or the buttcrack, 4/09

Tuesday, December 20th, 2011

Whatever crawled up her ass didn’t die and now wants out. Could be a mini longhorn …

How does she remain unsponsored?

Can’t forget the sistas today … puh-POW!

Paid.

Tap vault: Elisabetta Gregoraci, 7/09

Tuesday, December 13th, 2011

Behold, Elisabetta Gregoraci…

Elisabetta is a 29 year old Italian fashion model/TV personality and married to the esteemed Italian Formula One manager, Flavio Briatore.

She gained a good measure of notoriety in Italy by offering “sexual favours in return for a job as a showgirl for the Italian national public television company RAI.”

Let’s inspect her chassis…

Fine carriage! So far, so good.

Whoops, looks like she might be leaking a little…

Here’s our roadster with her pit chief.

So don’t be discouraged, gents: if you’re a man, it’s never too late and you’re never too fat – just get that money.

I think Elisabetta has a good shot at passing inspection, fill or kill?

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UPDATE: In Mar ’10 Elisabetta and Briatore birthed a son, Falco who sources confirm is the youngest eurofag on the continent.