This Friday make it Meat

Next up on the Hollywood hitlist: Louis CK (likes chicks?), Jared Leto (likes 13/14 year old girls), Travolta (mile bi-high club).

I wonder what it’s like not needing a van.

Hors d’oeuvre

Meat and Potatoes

Aspic

Leg of Lamb

Porterhouse

Ribeye

After Party

Bon appetite los animales!

Monster Meat on Friday

This site is haunted. Don’t be scared. We’ll split up into groups, tie on our feedbags, and meet back at the van by sundown.

Peek Freans

Steak Tips

Floutas

Meat Crêpe

Kebabs

London Broil

Porterhouse

Romanian Steak

Witches Brew

Bon appetite los animales!

Then on Friday one purviews yon Meat Wagon

If you like Pina Coladas, and getting tagged in the seat
If you´re into nude yoga, but you shun Friday’s meat
If you like tickling coin purse, and the cut of my cape
I´m the one that you´ve looked for, drop your trou, so I can rape.

Always brings the house down in P-Town.

Tartare

Ropa Vieja

Hot Dog

Steak’um

Cajun Ribeye

Lamb Chop

Porterhouse

Game Hen

Bon appetite los animales!