Archive for the ‘Danza’ Category

Philadelphia’s preppy lax gangsters

Tuesday, April 22nd, 2014

Recognize: Coed naked drug posses run shit in every prison east of the Mississippi.

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Respek: Do not fuck with these guys unless your idea of fun and games is getting slapped around by some dudes wearing Vineyard Vines, faded red pants, and Croakies.

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Rap: In that operation, prosecutors said they confiscated 8 lbs. of marijuana, 3 grams of hash oil, 23 grams of cocaine, 11 grams of Ecstasy, $11,000 in cash, a loaded handgun, an AR-15 assault rifle and AR-15 style rifle.

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Reality: Got to play attack because you can’t play D in tha life: ‘He told me there was nothing good at home,’ the coach, Zack Burke, told the Daily News. ‘Nothing but drugs and trouble, and he wanted to get away from it out here.’

Devil in red dress now haunting lavatories

Tuesday, April 22nd, 2014

We’re being bedeviled by a demoness with a white iPhone and a ring on her middle finger.

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Could you imagine running into this in the bathroom?

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What a fiend.

All I want is a few peaceful moments of relief – not a confrontation with a bona fide bully dropping trou in the washroom.

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Monday, April 21st, 2014

4/20 … fucking clowns.

Just add weed.
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Home on the range, Colorado
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Some situations have inevitable conclusions.
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Goddamn it.

Meat on Friday on Thursday

Thursday, April 17th, 2014

Only this time it’s intentional. Busy through today, light posting tomorrow.

Admission to today’s luncheon: a promise to use the loo and not your neighbor’s lawn.

Today’s fare:

Cocktails
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Wolf Meat
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Bobtail
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Double Dutch Hams
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Butter Cans
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Kettle of Fish
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Porterhouse
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Braised Beef in Red Sauce
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Cake
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Bon appetite los animales!

Initiative #2

Thursday, April 17th, 2014

Maybe you’ve seen them already but Obamacare is flooding neighborhoods across the US with specially trained reps to encourage people to get back on their toilet seats to shit.

So far this initiative has been a smash.