Archive for the ‘Danza’ Category

When Desmond Ty’Quan Gray want that phone…

Tuesday, October 28th, 2014

… it’s best to have another one handy.

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Woman tells cops ex-boyfriend stole her Obamaphone – and pulls out 2nd Obamaphone during interview to show them some texts.

Fantasy Island hosts Power G

Tuesday, October 28th, 2014

Way out somewhere in the Pacific two Spaniards, an impeccable gentleman and his short and swarthy companion, welcomed POWER G to their island.

They granted him a powerful, yet very dangerous fantasy.

POWER G paid a handsome sum of money and wished simply: I want a hot Nicole Richie.

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Smiles, everyone …. (more…)

What if we gave Halloween back to the children?

Monday, October 27th, 2014

Seriously.
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Would it be the end of the world if everyone over 14 sat one out?
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(2 minutes later a babysitter showed up and Halloween really got started.)

Guess who chose for everyone to be Hunger Games?
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Preview: TDT Halloween Parade (starring naughty children)
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SEC Dodgeball highlights

Monday, October 27th, 2014

U. Kentucky hosting the Georgia Bulldogs … this clip is for the haters who doubted UK’s athleticism – booyah!

Who else can’t wait for quidditch season?

Online dating beat: Reasonable choking?

Friday, October 24th, 2014

Man chokes online girlfriend for posting fake pics

Angry that his girlfriend looked nothing like her online profile …he choked her with both hands around the neck and threw food on her and left the scene on foot with two suitcases.”

I’ve been there. I’ve whipped many a drum stick at fatsos and will happily represent Cornelius in the court of public opinion – pro bono.

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Meat on Friday, mas carne

Friday, October 24th, 2014

It’s been a long week and you barely touched your plate.

Eat up now before you catch Ebola!

Dirty Martini
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Jerky
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Thick Cut Bacon
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USDA Inspected Prime
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Cubano
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Chicken Kiev
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Porterhouse
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Grilled Sirloin
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Nightcap
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Bon appetite los animales!

ND freshman wins the Golden Helmet award

Friday, October 24th, 2014

Notre Dame freshman WR Justin Brent, 18, hits a Knicks game with 44 year old porn star, Lisa Ann.

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When you’re smilin’
When you’re smilin’
The whole world smiles with you….

RICKY RETARDO

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Go on Justin, get in there and win one for the fapper!

This guy left the game rather discouraged by reality.

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Be she the mightiest bully?

Thursday, October 23rd, 2014

It’s been a rough few years as the situation has spun out of control.

Karina Jelinak respects neither the laws of man nor nature.
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Coning rates continue to skyrocket…
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We lost Captain Stabbin to a vicious mutiny…
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But most of all though, are these bullies.

They run rampant.
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Unchecked…
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…and Shameless.

Few even respect the drapes.
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But one bully in particular, this Katee Owen.
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She left her mark on TDT. Lulled us in and knocked us out.

Approach her with extreme caution.
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Here is the complete vid which thrust Katee into top heavyweight contention.

Be careful.