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Perhaps you’ve been wondering what Jordan Carver is up to.
Just some selfies, is all.
Not bad, Jordan – must be the yoga that keeps you in such good shape.
Or the arts.
Looking good in this orange number.
Double downward dog damn it.
My superhero-reality hybrid called The Fantastic Four is now entering pre-production stages. It’s about four attractive women who follow me around as I get drunk, hit the race track, and the discos.
At night (and sometimes during the day, you never know with The Fantastic Four) I will have relations with one or more of them. And sorry but no weiner shots, putting that in writing.
I’m one-upping Charlie’s Angels here. My girls are gonna procure me drugs, slip me much needed dough, and extricate me from fisticuffs when I start with the wrong guy.
It’s a great fucking idea and I’m in the process of having these women do the show at steeply reduced wages in exchange for widespread fame.
Nothing goes wrong with this one.
GRANTS PASS, OR (KPTV) -
A naked man had to be sedated at a hemp festival in southern Oregon after police said he damaged cars, started fights and kicked an officer.
Oregon The whole Pacific Northwest is another country to me. I’ve been there several times and feel ill at ease in a land where abnormal is the norm.
This guy at 6’3″ and 250 was stoned and aggressive and naked and unable to find the Expo’s body painting event…
For the love of God give that man his drugs.
He ended up attacking the police.
Here’s what he missed…
Below are some stills from that vid.
A curious caution: the first 4 or 5 entrants may cause wood, unless you’re a homo – then you’ll have to wait until the dudes come out a little later on. Many ‘mos might say this mirrors life itself.
Earthquakes have broken out across the country.
The damage has been extensive.
Napa: 6.2 Richter Scale
Hooters Quake: Seizure victim at the bar; vomit reported at tables 6, 7, and 8.
New York Quake: 3.5 indecent inches
Detroit Quake: all may be lost
Wal Mart Parking Lot Quake: admin injured.