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TDT realtime: Is there a term for this?

Wednesday, December 17th, 2014

I just took this picture 5 seconds ago.

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I will share with her any relevant feedback.

Champ?

Tuesday, December 16th, 2014

It’s obvious to anyone who’s even glanced at the internet over the past year and a half that the world is hungry for a sideboob champion.

And August Ames may have just landed the knockout punch.

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The only question is: is Ames disqualified for being a porn star? That’s pro ranks in what many feel is an amateur endeavor. Weigh in.

Are you trying to tell me this 17-year old did NOT make $72 million trading online during recess?

Tuesday, December 16th, 2014

Real story.

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All I can say is for the simulated trades, I was very successful. The returns were incredible and outperformed the S&P.

Honestly, “high schooler trades during lunch hour; makes $72 million” is so dumb I kind of believed it momentarily. I figured he some God-level algorithm.

CNBC was going to put that faggot on TV. Too bad.

There’s hope for you yet

Friday, December 12th, 2014

HI, I’M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND EX-CEO OF THE MEN’S WAREHOUSE.

APPARENTLY YOU DON’T KNOW WHEN TO SHUT THE FUCK UP, WHICH IS TO BE EXPECTED FROM A WASHED UP HE-WHORE LIKE YOURSELF WHO GETS KICKED OFF THE GOOD CORNERS BY TWELVE YEAR OLD BOYS LOOKING FOR EXTRA CASH TO SUPPORT POKEMON ADDICTIONS.

gz2IF YOU EVER WANNA BECOME A REAL MAN THEN COME MEET ME BEHIND THE MEN’S WAREHOUSE WHERE I WILL GIVE YOUR BACK ALLEY A PROPER TESTOSTERONE BOOST BY FIRST SPREADING YOUR ASS CHEEKS WIDER THAN THE MARIANAS TRENCH AND THEN PLUNGING MY FLESHY REDWOOD INTO YOUR WINKING PINK CHRYSANTHEMUM.

YOU’LL BE GRIPPING THE DUMPSTER FOR DEAR LIFE AS I SLIP ON STEEL WOOL GLOVES AND VIGOROUSLY MASSAGE YOUR BABY CARROT UNTIL IT STANDS UP HARDER AND STRAIGHTER THAN A MARINE AT SHORT ARM INSPECTION FOR HIS FAVORITE DRILL SERGEANT.

AND WHEN I FINALLY UNLEASH MY SHOWER OF MAN MAYONNAISE SO MUCH OF MY SEX SAUCE WILL RAIN DOWN UPON THE SURROUNDING AREA THAT NEARBY WINOS WILL CLUTCH THEIR BOTTLES AND COWER IN FEAR OF A SECOND COMING, AS THEY WATCH HOOKERS SLIP AND FALL ON THE VISCOSITY OF MY SIGNATURE GOO.

YOU’LL FORGET ALL ABOUT THOSE HARD TIMES ON THE CORNER WHEN YOU REALIZE YOU CAN NOW SHIT A TOASTER, I GUARANTEE IT.

ZIMMER

Rolling: Friday’s meat truck

Friday, December 12th, 2014

Somebody should stop you … before you eat again!

Peppermint Peekaboo
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Charcuterie
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Chicken Wings
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Dunked Funyons
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Ground Sausage
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Pot Roast
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Porterhouse (Buffet Table)
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Venison
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Cherries Jubilee
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To go table: Sea Clam Scampi

Bon appetite los animales!