Archive for the ‘Danza’ Category

Put it on Freddy Gray’s tab

Tuesday, April 28th, 2015

Black power – what else could unite the Bloods and Crips?
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Danny De Vito was there too, that little shit.
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People are shitting on the mayor, but give her some credit for reviving Baltimore tourism with the quick launch of Safari Park Baltimore.
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It all reminds me of a favorite song.

Emergency 2015

Tuesday, April 28th, 2015

This is not a drill, I repeat, not a drill.

Check the vitals, STAT!
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Now ice down the cooch – see if she can walk it off.
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Contact a third world A&T specialist, make sure she don’t speak English.
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Her touch will prove invaluable.

Important: Does the ass check out? 2nd opinion recommended.
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Request Nurse Porterhouse for the night shift.
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Let the healing begin.

New additions to the no-go zone: Mt. Everest & Baltimore

Monday, April 27th, 2015

Mt. Everest – funny, but I was just warming up to the idea of climbing it, and then this:

Baltimore – thousands of useless black people swarm to downtown Baltimore to take pot shots at white people and police.

Meanwhile 30,000 Oriole fans were kept penned into Camden Yards for their own safety in one of the great collective deflations of self-esteem in recent years. Unacceptable.

Maryland has some of the strictest gun control laws in the US. And police control, too, since black men are free to light garbage cans on fire and throw them at police.

There is a problem – but it’s not guns and it’s not police.

Where in the world?

Friday, April 24th, 2015

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Rock formations beguile me.