Sidle on up to the buffet and help yourself to some meat. Any of you homos touch my shit, I kill ya.
Bon appetite los animales!
Laura Cremaschi is a high profile Italian, renowned for her bikini cavorting.
Even her tramp stamp is a work of grace and enlightenment.
While others wait in vain for her bottom to fall out…
… we’re trying to confirming on whether it checks out or not.
Really, examine and debate the merits.
She is easily identifiable should you cross paths.