Archive for the ‘Danza’ Category

Shots fired: Canada

Wednesday, October 22nd, 2014

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Details sketchy, but they’re saying a Mountie got him.

Wonder if the “religion of peace” PR flaks who’ll excuse this as a one-time event relevant to nothing … just like they way they won’t acknowledge this: ‘Radicalized’ Quebec Attacker Martin Rouleau Is Already Being Martyred by ISIS Fighters

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Paying her debt to society

Wednesday, October 22nd, 2014

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Well, look who’s back and drinking the fruits of freedom?

It’s Colleen Shannon, the criminal DJ who couldn’t spin herself out of a jail sentence.

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She got nailed sneaking her boyfriend, not a US citizen, across the border from Canada.

You see, the United States takes illegal immigration very seriously and is happy to jail anyone who engages in this practice to ensure that no one else sneaks into the country.

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It was a nice try, Colleen. We hear you learned first hand how hellish jail can be.

The warden did more than make sure Colleen’s ass checked out; he conducted regular inspections for hidden contraband.

So her ass checks out and she promises she’ll behave. I wish her well.

Were it not for her tarnished reputation I would come a courting.

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Her loss!

Caption it: There’s a new team in town

Wednesday, October 22nd, 2014

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Monday morning ride: Patching in

Monday, October 20th, 2014

Negotiation. Brinksmanship. Everyone is desperate to survive, hungry for power, and looking to save face.

I just had a sit down with The Pagans. They’re looking to patch-in with TheDanzaTap – we’re all gearing up for a final showdown with the Angels.

Honda
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But the Pagans caught me off-guard when they asked what kind of motorcycles we ride. Fuck, I don’t even have a helmet.

Panicking now, I had to buy time: “I heard you guys are a bunch of homos. That true?”

That led to a little scuffle – some punches were thrown – but cooler heads prevailed. And we agreed to pick up the talks in a couple of days.

But now it’s time to buy our bikes. We must choose wisely.

Ducati

Tough guinea ride

Tough guinea ride

Suzuki

Known for hugging the curves

Great for hugging the curves

Harley-Davidson

American classic

American classic

Scooter

Urban, urbane, efficient

Urban, urbane, efficient

Custom

We ride at five

We ride at five

Invoice: Friday’s meat surplus

Friday, October 17th, 2014

Soup is on.

Crab Legs
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Bowtie Shramp
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Thick Cut Bacon
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Knockwurst
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Chicken Divan
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Prime Rib
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Porterhouse
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Filet
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Double Dipped Jimmie Cone
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Bon appetite los animales!