Well, look who’s back and drinking the fruits of freedom?
It’s Colleen Shannon, the criminal DJ who couldn’t spin herself out of a jail sentence.
She got nailed sneaking her boyfriend, not a US citizen, across the border from Canada.
You see, the United States takes illegal immigration very seriously and is happy to jail anyone who engages in this practice to ensure that no one else sneaks into the country.
It was a nice try, Colleen. We hear you learned first hand how hellish jail can be.
The warden did more than make sure Colleen’s ass checked out; he conducted regular inspections for hidden contraband.
So her ass checks out and she promises she’ll behave. I wish her well.
Were it not for her tarnished reputation I would come a courting.