Archive for the ‘Danza’ Category

He wanted orphans

Monday, July 21st, 2014

psh

It’s as good a reason as any to get into heroin.

I wanna know

Monday, July 21st, 2014

Why is it always “tits and ass”?

tata1

No one ever refers to “ass and tits”.

tata2

Much like Hangar 51 at Roswell, this warrants an explanation.

Your urban Friday meat pit

Friday, July 18th, 2014

Greetings, guests.

Let the soothing sounds of Uncle Joe accompany your tasty dishes and kick this summer weekend off right.

Air Cooled Grapenuts
saus1

Navy Beans
saus2

Lemon Chicken
saus3

Sea Scampi
saus4

Sausageless Meatstew
saus5

Wild Urban Turkey
saus6

Porterhouse for Two
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Back Alley Jerky
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Tart
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Bon appetite los animales!

Ski-Doo he blew

Friday, July 18th, 2014

One Michael Doster, 49, was seen beating his wife while riding a Ski-Doo; she was later found stranded on a sand bar drunk and naked, wearing only a personal floatation device.

Apparently she caught him with another dude and told police she say them “giving each other a blow job”, aka a Dicksty-Nine.

Ski-Do-He-Blew

Sea-Cock

We sourced gay Mike’s FB account and see that Pamela already has built-in PFDs …

possible pam

But still, a lady can never be too careful when on the water with a husband who prefers cock. She was at the mercy of a pirate.

I have the touch

Thursday, July 17th, 2014

A lot of DJs cannot handle the young people’s party circuit – but I can.

I relate. I connect.

dj

It’s a gift.