Archive for the ‘Danza’ Category

Just waiting on a friend

Wednesday, March 25th, 2015

Condoms, K-Y Jelly, a pistol and more, Police: Man was spying on children in bushes

Concerned neighbors called 911 after they saw Michael Mobley hiding along Chestnut Street, according to the report. It appeared he was watching children at a bus stop.

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Mobley told responding officers he was waiting for a friend. He then fled from police when asked if he was carrying a weapon.

Officers caught up with Mobley and placed him into custody. They recovered a stolen handgun, a pair of latex gloves, yellow rope, three condoms, a tube of KY Jelly, a box cutter, a black beanie and a cell phone.

He’ll probably change his tune in prison when he learns there’s no KY.

That will be the day

Wednesday, March 25th, 2015

Don’t look now but 6-year old Ardi Rizal is cutting down his smoking habit from 2 packs a day to just 5 cigarettes daily.

I actually know this kid.

I pitched him a furniture importing deal about 9 months ago in one of those dark bars in Rangoon’s financial district. With his distribution network he would have made bank – would have been a total win-win.

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But grew uneasy rambling on while Ardi didn’t say a word, he just sat there and smoked. Finally, he held up his hand and I shut up.

Then he said, “you’re a rat and your operation stinks.”

He got up, blew some smoke on me, and stormed out. I was devastated.

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Now he has his parents telling the media he’s cut down on the smokes.

I don’t buy it for a second.

Culo Miércoles: Crash course on ass

Tuesday, March 24th, 2015

Pop quiz for the tradesmen.

Syllabus.
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Classic study.
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Squeaking by.
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Mark of the Dragon.
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Renegade.
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Spring break.
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Final.
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Don’t fail this shit. I will be very disappointed.

Minefield

Tuesday, March 24th, 2015

Tread carefully, gentlemen.

Friends?
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Hilfigure
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Sprint
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In balance?
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Egads
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Pray
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Could use a hosing
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