The Danza Tap

Stunning…

And now we can pay (more…)

Rapper Miguel performing at last night’s Billboard Award show.

That’s one way to get famous. 99% of us never heard of him until he kicked some face on YouTube.

Expect a Superbowl halftime show soon.

A quick lyrical selection from Miguel’s now classic “Pussy Is Mine”

Yeah…
Tell me that, that pussy is mine…
Yeah…
You treat a nigga real good, and that’s probably why I always cum…
Yeah…
So lie to me, lie to me, lie to me, so sweet…
‘Cause I don’t ever want to imagine
All the other niggas like me
Ever had a chance to get in your pants
So…
Tell me that, that pussy is mine…

(Or I’ll fly through the air and kick you in the face)

But it’s great Miguel is finally carving his own niche.

He tried copying Vanilla Ice’s look…

And then Billy Batts’ friend’s look …

By the way, anyone seen Stacks Edwards?

Who Datbull?

He’s the double threat talent who’s choosing a rap career over football.

A would be WR at Michigan State, the Spartans pulled Datbull’s full ride after seeing this video:

If anyone has a problem with this, I only point to Datbull’s lyrics: Only God can judge me.

True dat.

So I respect Datbull’s decision – and think it will work out.

What he lacks in singing/rapping ability he more than makes up for in his edgy lyrics about bitches, blunts, pussy, niggas, and dicks. He’s picking up where Winger left off, I see nothing but platinum records and gold teeth ahead for this visionary young man.

Topics covered in this video include…

furry (brillo pad) muffs…
landing strips…
shiny hardwood floors…
and… wait for it…watch it til the end….
a TDT favorite!

MR. GIMLET

You really have to stick with this one.

HARRY BALSAGNA

THE DINGER

I watched this 20 times. I think I have another 20 views left in me.

AJ graduated from the #1 party school. So he knows his gay fucking shit.

Speaking of gay fucking shit, let’s do a twitter timeline…

No! the Jets traded Revis Island to the Bucs.Your Welcome @tcampbell_89. Might as well borrow carl’s paper bag for my head @carlbenson8

— A.J. Clemente (@ClementeAJ) April 21, 2013

That couldn’t have gone any worse!

— A.J. Clemente (@ClementeAJ) April 21, 2013

And literally 3 minutes ago…

Unfortunately KFYRTV has decided to let me go. Thank you to them and everyone in ND for the opportunity and everyone for the support.

— A.J. Clemente (@ClementeAJ) April 22, 2013

See ya back on the east coast opening day, AJ. We’re a lean green winning machine!