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Felcher sent this in... ...just another wonderful photo that begs for explanation.

The last time we heard from Metslider we had a "name this story" contest (winner 'One Flew Over the Poo-Poo's Nest) ... He's back with another classic. Please read his account and suggest a title. Last night i went to the driving range to work on my swing. Hitting the ball great these days btw. So I am done hitting balls and I have to pee. I head over to the bathroom, a single occupancy, and notice that someone has stuffed about 10lbs of paper towels in the toilet. I started to feel a shit coming on but figured I could make it home to take care of it. I piss all over the towels and head out. Once I'm in the car I realize there's no way I am making it home. I try calling my dad who lives near by but no answer. Doesn't matter anyway because it's starting to hit me like a bullet. I park the car and sprint back into the range. I get half way to the bathroom and the brown piss from my ass starts to spew. No need to run now so I casually walk it over to the bathroom. I get in and just shit all over the seat, floor, wall and some made it in the toilet over the paper towels. I take off my shorts and boxer briefs. I toss the soiled boxer briefs on the floor. I wanted to get rid of them anyway, 15 years old and the elastic was gone. So I am standing there with nothing on the lower half of my body but socks and sneakers when I hear a knock at the door. I tell the turd burglar I will be out momentarily. I clean myself off with the rest of the "clean" paper towels and stack them up in the clogged toilet. I Put my shorts back on and walk out. I see 2 guys and a girl. I tell the guy that he may not want to go in there because some animal destroyed the bathroom. He says oh no worries I am just washing my hands. I pat him on the back and say good luck. I turn the corner and hear OMG followed by the girl screaming HOLY SHIT!!! Then I sprinted to my car like I robbed the place. - Metslider

Winning comment gets party favor on the chocolate cake. (after I'm done with it)

From the desk of Felcher: This homie surrenders to the ultimate tit bully....his sullen eyes say it all......

Sex is sometimes a scary prospect. Like right about now. Give thanks for the spider turkey pie? What sort of demented web has woodlawnboy been weaving here?

I like to call this one: "The Wives of Danza Tap" - Felcher

From the valley below Chief Eagle Eye spotted a squirrel's nest in the sky.

Snapped from the litter box.

Why this chap doesn't toss that racing program and take more pressing matters into his own hands is anybody's guess. Let's find the right caption for a neglected wives poster that will shock the world into noticing their plight.