The Danza Tap

A special Jubilee, Poison 1983-2013

admin — Fri, 17 May 2013 18:33:59 +0000

It was thirty years ago today

That Bret and CC got the band to play

They’ve been going in and out of style

But they’re always guaranteed to raise a smile

So may I introduce to you

What an 80s Glam Band looks like today …

POISON!

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CC DeVille is the American Keith Richard, except better.

Meat on Friday, a personal platter

admin — Fri, 17 May 2013 16:45:06 +0000

South Beach scampi

Sliders

Hormone injected beef

Pressed hams

Rabbit ragu

Porterhouse

Beer battered beyotch

Hope you have room…for master chef Don G. Er’s creation:

Mrs. Donger agreed to let me put Nutella and whipped cream on her tits and write Donger on them. I still write like a 3rd grader but I don’t care.

Whatchoo talkin’ about… Carmen Ortega?

admin — Fri, 17 May 2013 15:47:35 +0000

Don’t fret Carmen, I will be right there.

That’s right, I said bend over and bark like a dog

My eyes are up here!

SAM CLAM

Nivea: The cheap new Japanese import

admin — Fri, 17 May 2013 14:24:17 +0000

Tired of shelling out the big bucks for Jergens?

Nivea, it’s what’s on your mind.

Getting your dook on…

The Dinger — Thu, 16 May 2013 22:15:22 +0000

THE DINGER

Just when you think you know a guy…

admin — Thu, 16 May 2013 19:13:33 +0000

KAI ASKS:

KAI – THIS IS ADMIN.

HEY MAN, I KNOW YOU’RE READING THIS. BEST TURN YOURSELF IN, SO YOU CAN TELL YOUR SIDE OF THE STORY.

SINCE YOU WON’T BE GETTING TO BONAROO FOR A FEW DECADES, I’VE DECIDED TO REPURPOSE YOUR SHARE OF THE ACID SALES INTO A FEW MUCH NEEDED CREATURE COMFORTS FOR ME. WILL SEND YOU PICTURES ONCE YOU’RE SETTLED.

AND KAI, IF YOU HAD AN OLD LADY I’D BE FUCKING HER ALREADY. ON THE BRIGHT SIDE YOUR MANGINA WILL MAKE YOU MANY NEW FRIENDS IN PRISON FROM A RICH DIVERSITY OF BACKGROUNDS.

PEACE,
ADMIN

Authorities in Union County have issued an arrest warrant for internet celebrity “Kai the hatchet wielding hitchhiker” in the murder of Joseph Galfy, Jr. in Clark, New Jersey

The suspect is identified as Caleb Lawrence McGillvary, a 24-year-old Internet celebrity and is well known on Facebook and YouTube as “Kai the Hatchet Wielding Hitchhiker.”

McGillvary gamed fame online for his intervention in a Feb. 1 attack in Fresno, California. He was riding with a man who drove into a utility worker. The Fresno Bee reported that McGallivary pulled a hatchet from his backpack and struck the driver in the head after he confronted the Pacific Gas & Electric worker.

McGillvary is homeless but considers himself “homefree” and relies on the generosity of strangers for food, lodging and transportation.

He is also known as Kai Lawrence, Caleb Kai Lawrence and Kai Nicodemus.

The victim, Joseph Galfy, was found inside his home on Starlite Drive on May 13, 2013 after officers received a call to check on his well-being.

An autopsy performed the following day determined that Galfy died as a result of blunt force trauma, said Union County Prosecutor Theodore J. Romankow.

Based on the investigation, authorities know that McGillvary has cut his hair in an attempt to alter his appearance.

He was last seen at a light rail station in Haddonfield, N.J. area, said Romankow. He is considered to be armed and dangerous.

Homefree now but when the police catch him he’ll be freefree.

10 select Reef Girl Instagram pics

admin — Thu, 16 May 2013 15:27:43 +0000

This is an important post, I want you to not only enjoy the pictures, but to consider a challenge proposed within.

I took that picture. No, seriously, I did.

I took it to a bathroom stall at Chili’s and pounded my pal in between my jalapeno poppers appetizer and the grilled shrimp entree.

Reef standardized excellence on display.

An orca’s view.

Reefers who sway together, play together.

A chupacabra’s view.

“Think you’re in for a tit shot, eh? I’ll just tilt my ass then.”

A sloppy backside sends this bad girl for a time out in the butt hut.

Good Reefers listen: “#1 & #3, please turn around. #2, you’re good.”

Redshirted. Reef is the gold standard, not everyone can stay. These ladies
have been flagged and tagged for a stint with some minors, reportedly a bar mitzpha after party.

Okay, here’s the pitch: let’s takeover Jaymes’ branding program
by pooling our resources and building a Reef rival.

First thing we do is toss those skanks. And then what? I just don’t know yet.

Datbull 4 life

admin — Thu, 16 May 2013 00:55:05 +0000

Who Datbull?

He’s the double threat talent who’s choosing a rap career over football.

A would be WR at Michigan State, the Spartans pulled Datbull’s full ride after seeing this video:

If anyone has a problem with this, I only point to Datbull’s lyrics: Only God can judge me.

True dat.

So I respect Datbull’s decision – and think it will work out.

What he lacks in singing/rapping ability he more than makes up for in his edgy lyrics about bitches, blunts, pussy, niggas, and dicks. He’s picking up where Winger left off, I see nothing but platinum records and gold teeth ahead for this visionary young man.

The women, they are careless

admin — Wed, 15 May 2013 17:49:07 +0000

So sloppy.

No seatbelt, eh?

Come back here! I have your helmet!

She just … hi there.

Nice ink, Angie …better get used to people not caring.

Oh dear

admin — Wed, 15 May 2013 16:07:01 +0000

If it was anyone else but Gene Simmons with his 3,000 KISS licensed products (including dildos and fleshlights, which wear out easily btw) I’d assume this to be a joke:

And if this was any other chimp besides Travis I’d assume this is not a divine resurrection and these three were jumping into a lake instead of ascending peacefully into a greater suburban Stamford in the sky.

Amen.