The Danza Tap

The great Rhian

admin — Mon, 20 May 2013 19:56:30 +0000

Stunning…

And now we can pay

we can pay Mr. Balls a visit.

SHADYSIDE

Dogmatic malfunction

admin — Mon, 20 May 2013 17:29:34 +0000

Janet Jackson has converted to Islam and is moving to the Middle East

Take a final Western report, Penny from Good Times, and if you come back please leave your DYN-A-MITE! with your local sheik. Thanks.

In other news…

Carmen Ortega’s ass checks out.

Look at it.

The great Miguel

admin — Mon, 20 May 2013 15:22:43 +0000

Rapper Miguel performing at last night’s Billboard Award show.

That’s one way to get famous. 99% of us never heard of him until he kicked some face on YouTube.

Expect a Superbowl halftime show soon.

A quick lyrical selection from Miguel’s now classic “Pussy Is Mine”

Yeah…
Tell me that, that pussy is mine…
Yeah…
You treat a nigga real good, and that’s probably why I always cum…
Yeah…
So lie to me, lie to me, lie to me, so sweet…
‘Cause I don’t ever want to imagine
All the other niggas like me
Ever had a chance to get in your pants
So…
Tell me that, that pussy is mine…

(Or I’ll fly through the air and kick you in the face)

But it’s great Miguel is finally carving his own niche.

He tried copying Vanilla Ice’s look…

And then Billy Batts’ friend’s look …

By the way, anyone seen Stacks Edwards?

What’s with the kneepads?

admin — Mon, 20 May 2013 12:56:33 +0000

Maybe they are for begging.

By clicking these pics you can get a better look at her sneaker treads, I’m a big fan of that shit. Could be hybrid velcro/lace up cross-trainers, possibly New Balance 6500s which debuted in 2010. She will never outrun my van.

My shit is new. My shit got treads.

A special Jubilee, Poison 1983-2013

admin — Fri, 17 May 2013 18:33:59 +0000

It was thirty years ago today

That Bret and CC got the band to play

They’ve been going in and out of style

But they’re always guaranteed to raise a smile

So may I introduce to you

What an 80s Glam Band looks like today …

POISON!

——–

CC DeVille is the American Keith Richard, except better.

Meat on Friday, a personal platter

admin — Fri, 17 May 2013 16:45:06 +0000

South Beach scampi

Sliders

Hormone injected beef

Pressed hams

Rabbit ragu

Porterhouse

Beer battered beyotch

Hope you have room…for master chef Don G. Er’s creation:

Mrs. Donger agreed to let me put Nutella and whipped cream on her tits and write Donger on them. I still write like a 3rd grader but I don’t care.

Whatchoo talkin’ about… Carmen Ortega?

admin — Fri, 17 May 2013 15:47:35 +0000

Don’t fret Carmen, I will be right there.

That’s right, I said bend over and bark like a dog

My eyes are up here!

SAM CLAM

Nivea: The cheap new Japanese import

admin — Fri, 17 May 2013 14:24:17 +0000

Tired of shelling out the big bucks for Jergens?

Nivea, it’s what’s on your mind.

Getting your dook on…

The Dinger — Thu, 16 May 2013 22:15:22 +0000

THE DINGER

Just when you think you know a guy…

admin — Thu, 16 May 2013 19:13:33 +0000

KAI ASKS:

KAI – THIS IS ADMIN.

HEY MAN, I KNOW YOU’RE READING THIS. BEST TURN YOURSELF IN, SO YOU CAN TELL YOUR SIDE OF THE STORY.

SINCE YOU WON’T BE GETTING TO BONAROO FOR A FEW DECADES, I’VE DECIDED TO REPURPOSE YOUR SHARE OF THE ACID SALES INTO A FEW MUCH NEEDED CREATURE COMFORTS FOR ME. WILL SEND YOU PICTURES ONCE YOU’RE SETTLED.

AND KAI, IF YOU HAD AN OLD LADY I’D BE FUCKING HER ALREADY. ON THE BRIGHT SIDE YOUR MANGINA WILL MAKE YOU MANY NEW FRIENDS IN PRISON FROM A RICH DIVERSITY OF BACKGROUNDS.

PEACE,
ADMIN

Authorities in Union County have issued an arrest warrant for internet celebrity “Kai the hatchet wielding hitchhiker” in the murder of Joseph Galfy, Jr. in Clark, New Jersey

The suspect is identified as Caleb Lawrence McGillvary, a 24-year-old Internet celebrity and is well known on Facebook and YouTube as “Kai the Hatchet Wielding Hitchhiker.”

McGillvary gamed fame online for his intervention in a Feb. 1 attack in Fresno, California. He was riding with a man who drove into a utility worker. The Fresno Bee reported that McGallivary pulled a hatchet from his backpack and struck the driver in the head after he confronted the Pacific Gas & Electric worker.

McGillvary is homeless but considers himself “homefree” and relies on the generosity of strangers for food, lodging and transportation.

He is also known as Kai Lawrence, Caleb Kai Lawrence and Kai Nicodemus.

The victim, Joseph Galfy, was found inside his home on Starlite Drive on May 13, 2013 after officers received a call to check on his well-being.

An autopsy performed the following day determined that Galfy died as a result of blunt force trauma, said Union County Prosecutor Theodore J. Romankow.

Based on the investigation, authorities know that McGillvary has cut his hair in an attempt to alter his appearance.

He was last seen at a light rail station in Haddonfield, N.J. area, said Romankow. He is considered to be armed and dangerous.

Homefree now but when the police catch him he’ll be freefree.