School spirit. Shameless beaver flaunting. On occasion the two shall meet and when they do everybody wins, except male cheerleaders who by virtue of being male cheerleaders can never win.
She dedicated this cheer, the "Makin' it Groh", after seeing Virginia Tech -8 over UVA on WSEX. Like me, this exhibitionist thinks V Tech is gonna win by a lot more than that.
WSEX has all the games, 5 live betting games today, tomorrow's fight of the year De La Hoya/Pacquiao tomorrow, English soccer matches - everything - and in a simple, no nonsense format. No manic come-ons.
Speaking of manic come ons ... I'm requesting permission to tickle her grape. Archive for November, 2008
Poke a Hokie
Friday, November 28th, 2008School spirit. Shameless beaver flaunting. On occasion the two shall meet and when they do everybody wins, except male cheerleaders who by virtue of being male cheerleaders can never win.
She dedicated this cheer, the "Makin' it Groh", after seeing Virginia Tech -8 over UVA on WSEX. Like me, this exhibitionist thinks V Tech is gonna win by a lot more than that.
WSEX has all the games, 5 live betting games today, tomorrow's fight of the year De La Hoya/Pacquiao tomorrow, English soccer matches - everything - and in a simple, no nonsense format. No manic come-ons.
Speaking of manic come ons ... I'm requesting permission to tickle her grape. ND = nothing done
Friday, November 28th, 2008
Squeaking by Navy and then losing at home last week to a 20 point-dog Syracuse?
Good luck at USC, Fat Man... You're gonna need it. At least the kids in South Bend have that great Northern Indiana weather and all those sexy girls to fall back on.
Good luck at USC, Fat Man... You're gonna need it. At least the kids in South Bend have that great Northern Indiana weather and all those sexy girls to fall back on.
Turkey Day
Wednesday, November 26th, 2008
Happy Thanksgiving.
Downhill Fast, TDT's ceremonial carver of the turkey, volunteered his bill of fare at the Fast family feast:
THANKSGIVING FEAST
Appetizers…..Fluffy Sausage wallets and afro clams
Main course…….Hot tacos with breast meat with some Badly wrapped kebobs
Side dish……Fish pies, fur pies and Fuzzy Lap Flounder
Dessert….Hairy cherry cream pie served in a heart shaped box.
Thank you, Downhill, for not mentioning gratitude or thanks. We've all had enough of that shit... now pass me some fucking afro clams.
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Oh, and here's a hot nurse who ain't showing up when we get a heart attack during dinner:
When my heart attack comes, my nurse is going to look like Weezy and talk like George. For me it's a given, kind of like how I'm haunted by the same male flight attendant on every flight I ever take...no matter which airline or destination. Same guy. Very gay and very interested in if I want nuts. NO!
When my heart attack comes, my nurse is going to look like Weezy and talk like George. For me it's a given, kind of like how I'm haunted by the same male flight attendant on every flight I ever take...no matter which airline or destination. Same guy. Very gay and very interested in if I want nuts. NO! “Hey does that rag smell like chloroform to you?”
Wednesday, November 26th, 2008
Hot, naked, and on my dining room table staring on me. If anal can't happen now, it never can. Goggles
Wednesday, November 26th, 2008
Just look at his face...our man is resigned to fate.
It looks like number five was the "beer of no return" for this guy, although judging by her body language, she knew she had a live one way before that.
It looks like number five was the "beer of no return" for this guy, although judging by her body language, she knew she had a live one way before that.
When a one-liner = a one-nighter
Tuesday, November 25th, 2008
"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you in between F and CK."
What’chu talkin’ about, junkie?
Tuesday, November 25th, 2008
With former heroin addict Robert Downey Jr's recent star turn in "Iron Man" and "Tropic Thunder", and the Oscar buzz surrounding wife-beater/alcoholic Mickey Rourke's portrayal of the title role in "The Wrestler", we're wondering which former Hollywood junkie would you like to see make a dramatic comeback?
I'm going with Todd Bridges.
Maybe they can do "The Todd Bridges of Madison County", where a bunch of elderly white women have steamy affairs with Willis in the coat room of a "Diff'rent Strokes" fan convention.
By the way... Robert Downey can get all the lead roles he wants, but to me he'll always be the guy that James Spader pimped out to blow guys for coke in "Less Than Zero"... AND he'll never be half the man his brother Morton Downey Jr is, so fuck him right in his pretentious ass.
Maybe they can do "The Todd Bridges of Madison County", where a bunch of elderly white women have steamy affairs with Willis in the coat room of a "Diff'rent Strokes" fan convention.
By the way... Robert Downey can get all the lead roles he wants, but to me he'll always be the guy that James Spader pimped out to blow guys for coke in "Less Than Zero"... AND he'll never be half the man his brother Morton Downey Jr is, so fuck him right in his pretentious ass.
The 4 B’s
Tuesday, November 25th, 2008
Booze, Blow, Bullets, and Broads.
Fuck yeah!
But I guess in reality my life is the 4 D's... Dungeons, Dragons, Doritos, and Danzig.
But I guess in reality my life is the 4 D's... Dungeons, Dragons, Doritos, and Danzig.
Look…she stepped in gum
Monday, November 24th, 2008
Ugh. What a fucking loser...
