
Meet Dawn Spinner Davis, Christine Cameron, Laney Crowell, Alexandra Pennington and Megan Petrus - 5 charter members of
Dating a Banker Anonymous, thedanzatap's new sister site. I was going to draft a formal letter of introduction to our new sisters, but decided instead to annex their sistership so that we can sooner rummage through their underwear. Many of us are sniffhappy and that's not gonna change, so I figured "why wait?".
DABA is essentially a support group for women who date bankers or ex-bankers (and if you haven't heard, it's been a difficult time for the banking industry)...so the vibe is very
"hey, we're all in this together - if we act like we don't care we'll blind ourselves to the reality that we came up short in spousal selection.".
Think of it as an online, yet very real life Sex in the City for fancy girls who still have their gallant fancymen on pedestals, despite the fact that sex stopped or really never happened much to begin with. TheDanzaTap can be the pube in their appletini, at first an icky shock, but ultimately a comforting reminder of the human condition. They will LOVE it.
Remember, it hasn't been easy for DABAs. Dawn's husband even stopped playing golf. “One of his best friends told me that my job is now to keep him calm and keep him from dying at the age of 35. It’s not what I signed up for.” Well, I got news - he's a fag, you're not a nurse, and I'll see you at our first mixer. And by the way, I'm fucking ad-MIN (he of the four inch footlong) and lot of DABA will do me, Dawn. So get in good quick before your friends do.
We've never had a sister site before so we're going to have to set up, as a community, guidelines for behavior - a new 21st Century Hammurabi's Code for online slutting that will be beneficial for us. So in addition to welcoming our new sister site, let's throw a few ideas out there (like for instance 'no raping') from which we can build our relationship on. This could be very good for us all, I hope they don't blow it.