Archive for January, 2009

Cardinal rule – ogle cheerleaders

Friday, January 30th, 2009
cardinalsAfter a few minutes thought, I've decided to back the Cardinals in the Superbowl - simply because they're a hot team that's comfortably won 3 straight postseason games as underdogs. I don't have time to overanalyze this stuff, but I do have time to figure out a whole bunch of plays on World Sports Exchange, WSEX. Easy stuff. Some people hate pro cheerleaders, others love them; and others still don't give a shit. I'm not even interested in whether the Steelers have cheerleaders, but I know do know they have a gigantic fan who's been an internet favorite for some time now. For Steeler bait, I like this one better ... and this one too. Here's the Cardinal cheerleaders looking to the sky for a report from the Great Spirit. arizona_cardinals_girls-68 How'd she crack the pro ranks? arizona_cardinals_girls-40 Tape my nuts, then wig me ... now watch me cheer (right). arizona_cardinals_girls-64 More this weekend...

Fashion Show Friday

Friday, January 30th, 2009
workout ajsrt54nnnnnnnnn. long-time1 Don't worry about it, I already finished. (see above) tux Looking good, feeling good. When your wife looks like Aretha Franklin and your two sons are in love, just throw on a tux and have a few drinks, forget about life for awhile. leopard Leopard skin - in. yummy-alummy1yummy-alummy-21 These two went to the same grammar school I did. I guarantee you we were not there at the same time, I would have remembered the shit out of them. Hot hot hot. Thanks Facebook. four-pretty-maids They're throwing it out there, we're here to discuss and report. There's something about the one whose shame would not let her face the camera that appeals to me...I call it her ass. I'll take the middle two and leave the bookends for you animals.

Can’t he concentrate?

Friday, January 30th, 2009
The police informed me that a customer at my art supply store has become an infamous graffitti artist. wall Maybe he got the wrong idea from that bottle of Master Erase Solution I sold him. Even though he is a dangerous and charismatic midget I am proud of my comrade. He will never come up short.

3 o’clock angel

Thursday, January 29th, 2009
No telling where I'd be right now If she hadn't been sent down So I don't have to face this world all by myself She's my three o'clock angel. My three o'clock angel. (Lyrics specially adapted from 'Five o'clock Angel', High School Musical 3) 3-o-clock1 Wouldn't it be nice opening the door to, say, a waiting room, and meeting face to face with this slut? Do we introduce ourselves before unzipping, or even at all? Do we care if whomever we came to see walks in and catches us in the act? Was it a set up? It was a set up. Whores B Dangerous.

Superbowl Sunday

Thursday, January 29th, 2009
wsex2 Are you ready for SUPERBOWL Sunday? World Sports Exchange, WSEX.com is making it very easy to get started by offering a 10% Money Transfer Bonus. Once you're up and running you've got all the prop bets (first score, coin toss, QB passing yds, etc.) at your fingertips, plus WSEX has live wagering on the point spread & the winner, 1st & 2nd half bets, and more. Here's the banned PETA ad we won't see on Sunday: Has PETA ever generated a headline that doesn't involve no-name actress/model types getting naked? Animals have nothing to do with their ads. Hope that doesn't change. For those unfamiliar, The World Sports Exchange, WSEX, has been at it for more than a decade. I'd say this longevity backs up their industry-wide reputation for fairness and reliability. WSEX is easy to navigate and offers a full range of action without any BS, an ideal book.

Look at me now

Thursday, January 29th, 2009
I was always on the outside, looking in. Other people had the fun, not me. outsider So I started body building to boost my self-esteem, to get noticed... white-and-tight ...and now that the tables have turned, it's vanilla gorilla time.

Aged prime beef

Thursday, January 29th, 2009
Inès de la Fressang is a would-be AFTP, if only she were a more recognizable name. A long-time model, she's 51 years old and still on the catwalk. Impressive. ines-de-la-frenchy11936448191 Inès has held up like a champ, despite being dressed up like a mannish robot her whole career. Just look at that tie they make her wear. Who would try and intentionally make such a lovely lady look like a man? i-have-great-tasteOh, that's right. I forgot. Fashion is, always was, and always will be run by aged fags. What fucking interest would a gay guy have in a beautiful woman anyway? None. Do you care about your friend's shirt? If anything you want him looking like a tool so that the ladies find you attractive. Wait - so why would a gay old man try and make a woman look ugly? Exactly. Gay men are not into women in any way and they actually hate women for possessing what they will never have - tuna cans. By the way, can you find the è on your keyboard?

(n)Ice storm

Wednesday, January 28th, 2009
i-see-u The picture above comes compliments of BEAV (Beautification of Every Available Venue). The BEAV project delivers eye candy to spaces starving for it. Like this page, right now.

We may dance with our dates

Wednesday, January 28th, 2009
daba Meet Dawn Spinner Davis, Christine Cameron, Laney Crowell, Alexandra Pennington and Megan Petrus - 5 charter members of Dating a Banker Anonymous, thedanzatap's new sister site. I was going to draft a formal letter of introduction to our new sisters, but decided instead to annex their sistership so that we can sooner rummage through their underwear. Many of us are sniffhappy and that's not gonna change, so I figured "why wait?". DABA is essentially a support group for women who date bankers or ex-bankers (and if you haven't heard, it's been a difficult time for the banking industry)...so the vibe is very "hey, we're all in this together - if we act like we don't care we'll blind ourselves to the reality that we came up short in spousal selection.". Think of it as an online, yet very real life Sex in the City for fancy girls who still have their gallant fancymen on pedestals, despite the fact that sex stopped or really never happened much to begin with. TheDanzaTap can be the pube in their appletini, at first an icky shock, but ultimately a comforting reminder of the human condition. They will LOVE it. Remember, it hasn't been easy for DABAs. Dawn's husband even stopped playing golf. “One of his best friends told me that my job is now to keep him calm and keep him from dying at the age of 35. It’s not what I signed up for.” Well, I got news - he's a fag, you're not a nurse, and I'll see you at our first mixer. And by the way, I'm fucking ad-MIN (he of the four inch footlong) and lot of DABA will do me, Dawn. So get in good quick before your friends do. We've never had a sister site before so we're going to have to set up, as a community, guidelines for behavior - a new 21st Century Hammurabi's Code for online slutting that will be beneficial for us. So in addition to welcoming our new sister site, let's throw a few ideas out there (like for instance 'no raping') from which we can build our relationship on. This could be very good for us all, I hope they don't blow it. ho-train2