Guy Ritchie is trying to distance himself from the embarrassment of
Madonna. Papers are saying he's been referring her as 'it', as in
"I ate it the day I met it and married it a month later."
Ha ha, we get the joke, Guy. She's not quite human, not like you and me.
Well, fuck you Guy. Joe DiMaggio married Marilyn Monroe and thought she'd stay home at night like a stinky Sicilian housewife. You might not be as stupid as Joltin' Joe, but you did willingly join the pitiful ranks of Sean Penn and the Beatty brothers as ex-Madonna props.
You were looking for what... marital bliss?
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Guy, by the way, is a real shitty way to address a man. When a dude calls you "guy" to your face, he infers that he's doing you a favor by not beating the shit out of you.
Next time I hear "What'll it be, guy?" at a deli I'm gonna say
"it will be me leaving here with a chicken parm and you in a white smock making sandwiches for the rest of your life - that's what it will be, guy.
And one large half-n-half please. Thanks."
