Archive for April, 2009
Trust no one
Thursday, April 30th, 2009
You can start at 2:00 (and end at 5:00 or let him run out his entertaining rant. Watch your volume.
This guy had Jason, an online buddy from Australia, do his website.
Unfuckingbelievable, YouTube.
Save the date
Thursday, April 30th, 2009
The Hope and Possibility Run, that's 5 miles in Central Park on Sunday, June 28th.
Going to ramp up interest with a website, AchillesWillies... (but not before some Thursday afternoon content).
If you currently don't get involved with any charity but would like to, try helping AchillesWillies, even if it just means going to the meet-up and doing the run. All queries comments suggestions: thedanzatap@yahoo.com
Going to ramp up interest with a website, AchillesWillies... (but not before some Thursday afternoon content).
If you currently don't get involved with any charity but would like to, try helping AchillesWillies, even if it just means going to the meet-up and doing the run. All queries comments suggestions: thedanzatap@yahoo.com
Oh for the love of God!
Thursday, April 30th, 2009
Will you please not sit down and not get out of my way while I try and watch TV?!?!?
I think this is the one where Steve Irwin taunts the sting ray.
I think this is the one where Steve Irwin taunts the sting ray. 2009: Darryl Hannah as Donatella Versace
Thursday, April 30th, 2009
"It will be really fun and it's a perfect time" says Michael Douglas on doing Wall Street 2 with Oliver Stone. Might see it on an airplane or even cable someday.
Years ago my sister waitressed a New Years Eve party Michael Douglas attended. He stayed in a back room all sweaty and doing lines and being paranoid the whole night.
Not that I haven't done big nights out like Mike D, but I still hold it against him. Hope he falls off a cliff.
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If they really wanted us to think some more, to laugh and cry all over again ... then we'd be seeing a sequel to TipToes ...
Only thing keeping Peter Dinklage from being a capo in the Malibu Mob is the height requirement. Tubbin’
Thursday, April 30th, 2009
..."Take a picture, Tubby, it lasts longer". Sure.
Every pitcher tells a story, don't it?
Ladies, Mr. Bubbles will be here shortly. He don't do laundry so lose your bikinis.
Every pitcher tells a story, don't it?
Ladies, Mr. Bubbles will be here shortly. He don't do laundry so lose your bikinis.
Two evil hummers & a reef report
Wednesday, April 29th, 2009
Which is worse ...
Parking like Earth's Supreme Douchebag ...
OR
..finding out your son sat in front of NAMBLA seats at the hockey game?
Self-shot from an island castaway.
Later she drew a face on each tit, naming one Wilson and the other Spaulding.
Her new friends saved her life.
OR
..finding out your son sat in front of NAMBLA seats at the hockey game?
Self-shot from an island castaway.
Later she drew a face on each tit, naming one Wilson and the other Spaulding.
Her new friends saved her life. Benson goes the extra yard
Wednesday, April 29th, 2009
Just heard the Brad Benson (former NY Giant) Hyundai radio ad where he urges listeners to not feel bad for his wife of 28 years ... because he ain't going to give her the bone until his dealership is the #1 of its kind in the US.
Really Brad? Abstaining from that old clam should be about as difficult as abstaining from singing lessons.
Maybe this is really his way of abstaining from Cialis.
This story would be a lot different if his wife was named Anna.
Here's Anna Benson about to get it on with a baseball bat and in her best Tawny Kitaen pose...
Anna would rather jam that diamond studded bat up her ass than get caught riding in a Hyundai.
More evidence Popeye’s won’t serve whitey
Wednesday, April 29th, 2009
"They should have had a tractor trailer out back with extra chicken on ice"
(special thanks to The Joker)
Poets know these things
Wednesday, April 29th, 2009
A swamp cougar can work any old pole,
whether it's wood, brass, or Creole.
With gamey crotch and garbled speech,
She classes it up with anal bleach.
With gamey crotch and garbled speech,
She classes it up with anal bleach.
