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Archive for May, 2009
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Friday, May 29th, 2009Ink & Wigger
Friday, May 29th, 2009
From Gio:
If you click on the link and scroll down to "Mary-Kathryn and Dustin Engagements 04.12.2009" (it's about halfway down the page), you will come to this photo....
I don't know about you, but it seems to me that this guy is just asking to be ridiculed for the ink and wigger look in his own goddamn engagement picture!!
Thanks, Gio, there's A LOT to question, not the least of which is what his tattoo spells. I think it's "smell".
Looking at the site, he's a good photographer, I guess. Lots of southern charm-style weddings.
But I kind of hate that. You know, douchebags in seersucker, bow ties, and general preening around. I can take women being over the top, that's what they do, but gents have to put a brake on that shit - you're not a Marmalard and it's not 1899.
The photographer also included some shots of his own wedding, just a few weeks ago. His bride:
Hubba hubba.
He also loves cock.
Here's a bride who I liked, you can almost see her cooch...
Okay, so she might not be a bride and isn't on his site. But it's a nice pic for the feverish.
Bride wore brown:
Final zip...
I don't know about you, but it seems to me that this guy is just asking to be ridiculed for the ink and wigger look in his own goddamn engagement picture!!
Thanks, Gio, there's A LOT to question, not the least of which is what his tattoo spells. I think it's "smell".
Looking at the site, he's a good photographer, I guess. Lots of southern charm-style weddings.
But I kind of hate that. You know, douchebags in seersucker, bow ties, and general preening around. I can take women being over the top, that's what they do, but gents have to put a brake on that shit - you're not a Marmalard and it's not 1899.
The photographer also included some shots of his own wedding, just a few weeks ago. His bride:
Hubba hubba.
He also loves cock.
Here's a bride who I liked, you can almost see her cooch...
Okay, so she might not be a bride and isn't on his site. But it's a nice pic for the feverish.
Bride wore brown:
Final zip...
Denim
Friday, May 29th, 2009
I knew a guy who'd wear the same pair of jeans without underwear for days, even weeks at a time. Everything looked normal from the outside, but he was hiding a secret from the world - skidmarks.
But those skids made him paranoid about dropping trou in front of women for all the wrong reasons, so he started doing laundry on as regular a basis as possible; thus he provided himself with clean clothes to wear instead of freeballing with default stinkers.
Even though he was totally awesome, that guy is gone now and hopefully never coming back.
And that's the mystical power of denim. Take this ensemble, it's cleavage alright, but which kind?
The best way to figure it out would include blindfolds and a greased finger.
And how about this enticing paradox; while she's got ass antlers, she also has butt crack modesty enough for the denim whale's tail. She's either asking guys to fuck her or fuck her.
Here's an intrusive close up of some ass pie...
Thong b-hole coverage and performance is quite poor when sweating and on a bike. That's why she's clad in a skid-deflecting dark blue denim. Smart lady.
Don't even start to think that dudes can't rock jeans creatively. This gent's belly breathes and with his height he can approach bare backed women from behind and let warm touch warm.
Fuck yeah.
The best way to figure it out would include blindfolds and a greased finger.
And how about this enticing paradox; while she's got ass antlers, she also has butt crack modesty enough for the denim whale's tail. She's either asking guys to fuck her or fuck her.
Here's an intrusive close up of some ass pie...
Thong b-hole coverage and performance is quite poor when sweating and on a bike. That's why she's clad in a skid-deflecting dark blue denim. Smart lady.
Don't even start to think that dudes can't rock jeans creatively. This gent's belly breathes and with his height he can approach bare backed women from behind and let warm touch warm.
Fuck yeah.
Dedication to craft
Thursday, May 28th, 2009
O/U for this old cocksucker?
Mary was born in 1950. Figure that dissatisfaction with the amateur circuit probably sent her streetwalking around 1969. 40 years!
We should chip in and buy her some flowers, she might well be the actual 1# dick sucka.
Mary was born in 1950. Figure that dissatisfaction with the amateur circuit probably sent her streetwalking around 1969. 40 years!
We should chip in and buy her some flowers, she might well be the actual 1# dick sucka. C’mon get Katie
Thursday, May 28th, 2009
David Cassidy, remember him? Ever hear of him? He played Danny Bonaduce's older brother on the Partridge Family.
Long before Danny became an awesome specimen of reality TV, Cassidy as Keith Partridge was the biggest teen heartthrob in the land.
His trailer on the set was infested by horny teenaged girls, sort of like rats, but they wanted alone-time with David's pink microphone instead of cheese.
He's done nothing of note ever since but father Katie, a shitty yet successful actress...here's a look from a recent photo shoot...
Katie's resemblance to dad is potentially strong enough to jam up your sexual transmission. (See Lisa Marie Presley)
Dad lookalike problem solved with slutty clothes, dyed hair, and makeup. The American Way.
Nice back, but I'm detecting breast inferiority complex (see pool shot where her dirty pillows stay beneath the water line)
Great legs on her, just hope she doesn't run into a tit bully.
I call…
Thursday, May 28th, 2009Support
Wednesday, May 27th, 2009
We're all in this together - we all need support.
Support your local washed up country star...
Support your local baseball team
(special help needed for road uniforms)
Gotta support the smoking...
She's going to require a lot of support...be there.
Ay yi yi. Generosity has its limits,
only thing she needs is a report.
Support your local baseball team
(special help needed for road uniforms)
Gotta support the smoking...
She's going to require a lot of support...be there.
Ay yi yi. Generosity has its limits,
only thing she needs is a report.
Golf douche
Wednesday, May 27th, 2009
Jesus. I thought golf was a gentleman's game. What's with the ice-dancing outfit and the Cobra Kai yoga pose?
Now imagine him without his club and on the foot of your bed.
It's been awhile since anyone has looked at you this way, right? Too bad this time it's a guy - the dude from the driving range. And he's got an intense read on your junk.
Cobra Kock Attack!
Now imagine him without his club and on the foot of your bed.
It's been awhile since anyone has looked at you this way, right? Too bad this time it's a guy - the dude from the driving range. And he's got an intense read on your junk.
Cobra Kock Attack! So True
Wednesday, May 27th, 2009
Was checking email when I noticed this ad...
Nothing like a blonde clutching her huge chest and wagging her flat ass in her blue jeans. There really isn't. That's why I stopped to look at it.
The "True" dating service, never heard of it.
Yet we're supposed to believe that there are 22 million singles from a nation of 350 million on True; that's more than 6% of the United States logging on in hopes to boff or be boffed. And this Blondie is a typical specimen?
Sign me up.
And this one looks lonely, maybe she's a 6%er...
Hearing from BigCock4U@true.com is gonna make her day.
Nothing like a blonde clutching her huge chest and wagging her flat ass in her blue jeans. There really isn't. That's why I stopped to look at it.
The "True" dating service, never heard of it.
Yet we're supposed to believe that there are 22 million singles from a nation of 350 million on True; that's more than 6% of the United States logging on in hopes to boff or be boffed. And this Blondie is a typical specimen?
Sign me up.
And this one looks lonely, maybe she's a 6%er...
Hearing from BigCock4U@true.com is gonna make her day. 
