The late Tourette's Guy (aka, Danny) is considered by many to be one of the 21st Century's great thinkers.
He spoke from the heart. And he spoke with honesty. Some chuckled when he'd declare "I'd like to titty fuck that ass"... but pictures like this cement his legacy.
So you're not alone Joeboy. Krazy-gluing pencil erasers on top of those cakes and getting freaky poolside would make any man's day. Archive for September, 2009
TFTA
Wednesday, September 30th, 2009
Is it just me or would this ass look just as good with a pair of nipples? - Joeboy
The late Tourette's Guy (aka, Danny) is considered by many to be one of the 21st Century's great thinkers.
He spoke from the heart. And he spoke with honesty. Some chuckled when he'd declare "I'd like to titty fuck that ass"... but pictures like this cement his legacy.
So you're not alone Joeboy. Krazy-gluing pencil erasers on top of those cakes and getting freaky poolside would make any man's day.
The late Tourette's Guy (aka, Danny) is considered by many to be one of the 21st Century's great thinkers.
He spoke from the heart. And he spoke with honesty. Some chuckled when he'd declare "I'd like to titty fuck that ass"... but pictures like this cement his legacy.
So you're not alone Joeboy. Krazy-gluing pencil erasers on top of those cakes and getting freaky poolside would make any man's day. Injustice!
Wednesday, September 30th, 2009You’re welcome
Wednesday, September 30th, 2009
I waited four hours in a sewage tunnel and then killed a man from TheChive in order to show you this picture.
Surprised I hadn't seen this pic before; her dad's efforts at total media cockblock have been pretty good.
And if I'm not mistaken those snug shorts are custom fit Wedgeworth Vaulting Shorts, specially designed to make you stop whatever it is you're doing and stare.
Surprised I hadn't seen this pic before; her dad's efforts at total media cockblock have been pretty good.
And if I'm not mistaken those snug shorts are custom fit Wedgeworth Vaulting Shorts, specially designed to make you stop whatever it is you're doing and stare. StatenIslandSkanks
Tuesday, September 29th, 2009
Joke is on me. M. Curtinez sent in some choice pics he said he got from statenislandskanks.com...
I am from the old school that says if you want to class it up a little, you take it to Florida. And that's why these two took their act to Miami (note the Springsteen lyrics on the wall...nice)
Potent concept, right? Except the site doesn't exist.
:(
Nevertheless every story must have a happy end...
I am from the old school that says if you want to class it up a little, you take it to Florida. And that's why these two took their act to Miami (note the Springsteen lyrics on the wall...nice)
Potent concept, right? Except the site doesn't exist.
:(
Nevertheless every story must have a happy end...
Wii time
Tuesday, September 29th, 2009
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Enough is enough
Tuesday, September 29th, 2009I miss my friend
Tuesday, September 29th, 2009Lucy died
Monday, September 28th, 2009
Lucy, the girl who allegedly inspired the Beatles "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds" died today at 46.
She had lupus... better her than me I guess.
But John L(SD)ennon, the "working class hero" who despised anything that smacked of capitalism, lived in the Dakota, drove different color Rolls Royces to suit his mood, and was shot by the president of his own fan club after years of ignoring requests for an autograph and openly mocking him to the press.... I don't have much to say about him, either.
RIP, Walrus king. And say hello to the Lizard king. Manzarek rules!
Anyway, when I tell people my dad was friends with John and Yoko back in the day no one believes me. But, unlike most braggarts, I got proof:
Finishing out today's sick parade of celebrities is Roman Polanski, who threw away his career for this:
I wouldn't throw out more than a week's worth of community service (plus court costs) for that. That's precisely the kind of ass I laughed at in high school and yet would carjack a Buick full of Crips for today. (And what the hell was up with that pic? There was no internet in 1977... just another sordid story we'll never learn)
And there's zero difference between Rapin' Roman and Quick Mick Jagger, btw. Both rape the children of dear friends.
Woody Allen, though, has got them all beat. He not only rapes, but marries his kids.
Since we're all friends here, promise me that should I become famous you'll maintain an effective barrier between me, your pool house, and your junior high school aged daughter - because, believe me, if you're the one who becomes famous I'm returning the favor.
Finishing out today's sick parade of celebrities is Roman Polanski, who threw away his career for this:
I wouldn't throw out more than a week's worth of community service (plus court costs) for that. That's precisely the kind of ass I laughed at in high school and yet would carjack a Buick full of Crips for today. (And what the hell was up with that pic? There was no internet in 1977... just another sordid story we'll never learn)
And there's zero difference between Rapin' Roman and Quick Mick Jagger, btw. Both rape the children of dear friends.
Woody Allen, though, has got them all beat. He not only rapes, but marries his kids.
Since we're all friends here, promise me that should I become famous you'll maintain an effective barrier between me, your pool house, and your junior high school aged daughter - because, believe me, if you're the one who becomes famous I'm returning the favor. 






