His prize pony comes with all the fixins... underboob, sailor cape, microshorts w/ mudflaps, red ribbons and ruby slippers.
I think her unicorn is parked out front.
Liberace approved. DanzaTap approved? Archive for November, 2009
Gotta look sharp
Monday, November 30th, 2009
Speaking of pimping, BetUS has Tom Brady and the Pats plus 2 vs. the undefeated Saints in what's probably the Monday Night Football game of the year.
Signup can't be easier at BetUS, just a credit card and off you go. Great book. Check it out.
Cheers to the pimp who looks the part.
His prize pony comes with all the fixins... underboob, sailor cape, microshorts w/ mudflaps, red ribbons and ruby slippers.
I think her unicorn is parked out front.
Liberace approved. DanzaTap approved?
His prize pony comes with all the fixins... underboob, sailor cape, microshorts w/ mudflaps, red ribbons and ruby slippers.
I think her unicorn is parked out front.
Liberace approved. DanzaTap approved? When an armrest doubles as a prostate massager
Monday, November 30th, 2009
So degrading.
Sue the airline. Sue McDonalds. Sue Simmons. Sue everybody.
*** late edit ***
1) Pic is real, taken from UK newspaper.
2) Airline bought middle guy's seat and gave the portly man two seats.
Fluff’s turn to laugh
Monday, November 30th, 2009
Congrats to Rachel Uchitel, the ambitious party hostess with a penchant for publicity - she's bagged the ultimate whale in Tiger.
His bizarre accident has only turned her home run into a grand slam.
Too bad Tiger stopped listening to his disgraced ex-caddy, Fluff.
Fluff could have told Tiger about those truck stops in Florida, with action inside and out in the parking lot... these VIP hostesses don't have blogs, don't email tips to TMZ, shee-yit, they can't even read.
Downside might a breakfast of dogshit sausage or two, but that beats losing endorsements.
Costly misread, Tiger. A single call to Fluff could have prevented all these calls to your lawyers.
Too bad Tiger stopped listening to his disgraced ex-caddy, Fluff.
Fluff could have told Tiger about those truck stops in Florida, with action inside and out in the parking lot... these VIP hostesses don't have blogs, don't email tips to TMZ, shee-yit, they can't even read.
Downside might a breakfast of dogshit sausage or two, but that beats losing endorsements.
Costly misread, Tiger. A single call to Fluff could have prevented all these calls to your lawyers. Smells good
Saturday, November 28th, 2009
Against the spread, Brandon Lang is on a 14-1-2 tear in his last 17 NFL games. He's been been hot for college, too. (3-0 yesterday)
Congrats to you guys taking that to the bank.
Easy signups and all the action at BetUS. (College game tonight, bonus for that - see sidebar)
St. Pauli alum
Friday, November 27th, 2009
Welcome to Bleak Friday. Let's hope there's enough of this St. Pauli Girl, Irina Voronina, to go around. Seems like j had has fill and wants to share with his Tapniggas. Thanks, j.
Irina comes from Russia (that just means you can't trust her and her brothers wear track suits) and she's starred in a bunch of meaningless shit you may or may not have seen.
She's 31 and worldly - which works against you if she still harbors ambition and you're not a Hollywood guy.
However, given that the median range for 'it' girls is 18-22, she might not give a shit about that anymore - maybe it's just a good time she wants, which works for you if you run into her somewhere and have Hollywood looks, loot, and blow.
And have you seen her heavies?
No, have you really seen her heavies?
St. Playboy Girl. Not flat. Blows suds.
Buttstab enabled viewing is forthcoming.
Irina comes from Russia (that just means you can't trust her and her brothers wear track suits) and she's starred in a bunch of meaningless shit you may or may not have seen.
She's 31 and worldly - which works against you if she still harbors ambition and you're not a Hollywood guy.
However, given that the median range for 'it' girls is 18-22, she might not give a shit about that anymore - maybe it's just a good time she wants, which works for you if you run into her somewhere and have Hollywood looks, loot, and blow.
And have you seen her heavies?
No, have you really seen her heavies?
St. Playboy Girl. Not flat. Blows suds.
Buttstab enabled viewing is forthcoming. ‘Zat you, Quagmire?
Friday, November 27th, 2009
Of course, you've seen Peter Griffin...
... and then there's Joe, who never lets being handicapped stop him from anything...
Let the party start
Friday, November 27th, 2009
I'm cool with this brother just as long as he keeps his hands off my girl.
Here's a really offensive line.
Here's a really offensive line.
Happy Thanksgiving
Thursday, November 26th, 2009
Total gratitude today. Family. Turkey. Foots on TV.
And thankful that the story of a team of Navy Seals that's being brought to trial for roughing up a wanted terrorist is being given its due in the media.
At issue is a bloody lip during his capture. Considering he was "the alleged mastermind of the murder and mutilation of four Blackwater USA security guards in Fallujah in 2004" (pictured) ... he's lucky they didn't chop his head off.
If he's not going to get the 'thief-who-sues-because-he-tripped-on-a-slippery-floor' kind of process that our criminal defense system allows, he's going to try and put his capturers (the police) on trial.
Nice warm up for the architect of 9/11's trial in New York, right?
Well, let's be thankful that the absurd trial of these SEALs won't play out shamefully behind closed doors and ignored by the media. Cat is out of the bag - and isn't going back in.
Grateful ahead of time that the American people will not put up with this nonsense.
If he's not going to get the 'thief-who-sues-because-he-tripped-on-a-slippery-floor' kind of process that our criminal defense system allows, he's going to try and put his capturers (the police) on trial.
Nice warm up for the architect of 9/11's trial in New York, right?
Well, let's be thankful that the absurd trial of these SEALs won't play out shamefully behind closed doors and ignored by the media. Cat is out of the bag - and isn't going back in.
Grateful ahead of time that the American people will not put up with this nonsense. They’re out there.
Wednesday, November 25th, 2009
First things first ... huge football for the next four days, Friday's collegiate lineup is tremendous ... BetUS has all the games and more, even Premiership Soccer and UFC stuff.
And they're running a special for Thanksgiving. And they take credit cards, it's a snap.
While we're on the subject, Mr. Lang of BrandonLangExperts is having himself quite a run picking football games. Hot. And he's not the only expert there...consider.
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