A lot of manboob and Keeley Hazell this week. Hopefully we'll zero in on just manboob next week.
Thank you for your contribs, Keeley. Thank you Zoo Magazine, whoever the fuck you are. Archive for January, 2010
Weekendata!
Friday, January 29th, 2010
Big weekend. Lots of stuff. College hoops. Football strategery, get your account with BetUS set up today, so you're not left scrambling next weekend.
Again, BetUS is a simple, easy, no fuss - full service book.
And for Chrissakes, let Keeley Hazell smoove over everythang.
A lot of manboob and Keeley Hazell this week. Hopefully we'll zero in on just manboob next week.
Thank you for your contribs, Keeley. Thank you Zoo Magazine, whoever the fuck you are.
A lot of manboob and Keeley Hazell this week. Hopefully we'll zero in on just manboob next week.
Thank you for your contribs, Keeley. Thank you Zoo Magazine, whoever the fuck you are. The way you moob the things you moob
Friday, January 29th, 2010
This is Terrence Cody, DL, a projected first round draft pick from Alabama. It's said he enjoys making his lady friends suck it.
And by "it" I mean the Oreo cookie taped to his tit.
More Cody...
People don't like talking about this but when a grown man sucks a woman's tits - this is infantile behavior, right? It's baby/momma play.
And a fantastic turn on. (at least while those hoots are novel)
But try telling your lady about your yen to wear adult diapers and a bonnet in the bedroom.
That's a quicker trip to "ralph pls go" than wearing a bra for your Cody-esque man tits. Fuckers.
And by "it" I mean the Oreo cookie taped to his tit.
More Cody...
People don't like talking about this but when a grown man sucks a woman's tits - this is infantile behavior, right? It's baby/momma play.
And a fantastic turn on. (at least while those hoots are novel)
But try telling your lady about your yen to wear adult diapers and a bonnet in the bedroom.
That's a quicker trip to "ralph pls go" than wearing a bra for your Cody-esque man tits. Fuckers. This just in …
Friday, January 29th, 2010
A special report.
FOK: Where do we draw the line?
Friday, January 29th, 2010
Having a little trouble pulling the trigger on this Russian mail order bride.
On one hand she has all the attributes a man could wish for: into cooking, obeying, cleaning, and not asking questions.
On the other ...
My babooshka. Fill or kill...
On one hand she has all the attributes a man could wish for: into cooking, obeying, cleaning, and not asking questions.
On the other ...
My babooshka. Fill or kill... My McHawaii
Friday, January 29th, 2010
This McHawaii gal was a nobody until she wailed at the wall of Sid and Marty Kroft's Seamonster Cave.
Those two yids might not run Hollywood anymore, but they can still make or break young beauties with absurd names.
Underrated: loose bikini bottoms.
The future is strong with this one. If McHawaii plays her cards right she can bang her way into a bikini modeling contracts and appearance fees at Vegas pool parties.
Just keep the sand crabs out of your conch, baby.
Those two yids might not run Hollywood anymore, but they can still make or break young beauties with absurd names.
Underrated: loose bikini bottoms.
The future is strong with this one. If McHawaii plays her cards right she can bang her way into a bikini modeling contracts and appearance fees at Vegas pool parties.
Just keep the sand crabs out of your conch, baby.
She knows, she knows
Thursday, January 28th, 2010
Ingrates everywhere.
I tried to tell this lass that she has a nice rack...
... I tried getting The Cunt his job back on Sesame Street ...
Nothing.
But at least someone finally put a Family Circus brat in his place.
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... I tried getting The Cunt his job back on Sesame Street ...
Nothing.
But at least someone finally put a Family Circus brat in his place.
.
Cocky weatherman
Thursday, January 28th, 2010
Forecast: Raining men all day with a good chance of cha-cha dancing later tonight and into tomorrow's felch hour logjam; don't forget to dust off your donut hole because this weekend will bring marvelous interior design!
(TDT thanks Justin Cider, who is "freezing his ass off in Chicago"...warm those buns, Justin!)
You have the right to remain silent during my lapdance
Thursday, January 28th, 2010
A friend forwarded some fascinating footage (no sound) and commentary:
"it's raw police or news footage of the bust at the NY Hot lap Dance club a year or so ago. I guess one of the strippers just got off in court of the prostitution charges. i never made it to the place before the raid but a buddy of mine went and said it was awesome and basically guilty of being the bordello it's being claimed to be.
"...love how only the one stripper is mugging and juggling her tatas for the camera.
the shame in that room is heavy."
Look at all that horseflesh. Hooo-weee!
The vid was scrubbed from The Daily News site (to protect the slutty), but not before ArtStudentTV.com picked it up
Want to know why these girls are so camera shy.
There's no such thing as bad publicity, right?
There's no such thing as bad publicity, right? Doutzen time
Wednesday, January 27th, 2010
Slugging it out all week. Your eyes need to land on something soft, like Doutzen Kroes' hard body.
I think she's practicing some beach self-defense because of the last time we met...
The best Oops-I-Tripped-Ass Divers like to use teeth.
Bow to your queen, bush doctors, Doutzen and her designers worked hard on this homage to "the natural look".
Seriously this chick can really make you forget Haitian jokes and man boob ...
And she better because we've only just begun.
I think she's practicing some beach self-defense because of the last time we met...
The best Oops-I-Tripped-Ass Divers like to use teeth.
Bow to your queen, bush doctors, Doutzen and her designers worked hard on this homage to "the natural look".
Seriously this chick can really make you forget Haitian jokes and man boob ...
And she better because we've only just begun.
