Microchip implanted into Travis the Chimp’s mind is gift to science.
It’s safe to deduce that a) this isn’t Florida and b) she knows dark sauseetch.
Beyond that it’s all speculation.
We might have to issue a FOKwa.
Sir. Sir! It’s your move. And dammit, why is it that your the only one around here that doesn’t stink to high heaven?
‘Tis only fair to let your foe select his weapon before enjoining him in battle.
No doubt my man Donald Sterling is having a well-deserved laugh today as news breaks that LA Clippers star Blake Griffin injured himself hitting a Clippers employee.
I’m sure the 5’3″ locker room gopher started the whole thing.
Advice: Best to manage Father’s Day expectations…
… and make up for it on Mother’s Day.
Confirmed: Seussexuals exist.
A few of the ladies who somehow managed to escape mine sauseege this past weekend…
.. too bad she was in the pool and didn’t answer the door. But it’s Jordan’s loss, though, because I’m ready for a sexual relationship. She still thinks I’m not.
… but I do not participate in honor fillings. Her loss.
This young lady was precisely where I wasn’t all weekend – in St. Barts.
And that’s pretty much why I did not fling her flimsies to the floor and audible a sloppy 32 waggle on hut-hut. Bet she’s rethinking her trip; but there’s a very real chance this dish lassoed the report of TDT’s BARACULO who was there updating us on her whereabouts.
… but when they checked out my vanilla gorilla they made a run for it. Hopped right out the window and everything. Big waste of time.
I have no idea what’s up with these chicks – and before you ask, neither does Wang.