When you are trying to close the bar and there is still a guy in the bathroom passed out shitting and puking into his pants. When he finally got up he had apparently pissed himself as well making it extremely hard to get a taxi to take him.
Kanye West, the Kardashians … a slippery slope. You start talking about them a little bit, soon you start talking about a lot of bit, then you take interest in what they do – next thing you know you’re sending a get well card to a giant negus who had a heart attack after a three day party in a whore house. Care must be taken.
So we held our tongues when KW begged Mark Zuckerberg for $53 million, sat on our thumbs when Kanye’s girl said he craves fingers up his ass (the jury has reached a verdict, btw – 100% certified mo) … but the lure is too great.
Here is what this asshole sounds like when there is no camera around…