Fill or Kill: Emily the Socialista

It’s voting day in the Granite State and Emily Ratajkowski was there to introduce Bernie Sanders:

“So I am a young woman and um, well, just to make one thing clear: I’m here because I support Bernie Sanders… I’m not here for the boys.”


Nice Emily.

But boys don’t give a shit what you think – and why would we?


When Emily fumbled her iCloud password we learned how deeply embedded she is into the counter-culture.


Though the matter was already settled, phone pics reconfirmed that her ass checks out.


Feeling the rug, Bern, feeling the rug.



Editorial for Team MAGA (Make America Great Again):

let's dooooooo this

let’s dooooooo this

Internal TDT polling strongly suggests Trump brings a high baba booey factor, a giant wall, and big well-deserved fuck yous at people like Iran, Rosie O’Donnell, Hillary Clinton, and college students. Can’t beat that.