Florida news beat: This time it’s Trevon

17-year old Trevon was shot and killed by the homeowner of the house he was burgling. It is safe to assume this armed homeowner is not white because no one publicly cares about Trevon besides some of his relatives…

“Trevon was very big on education … how he gonna get his money to have clothes to go to school?”

The Z-Man was unavailable for comment.

3-fer & explaination

As it happens, I had no idea yesterday was actually Tuesday. Once again I prematurely splattered Wednesday culo across these renowned pages.

Here, have some apology ass.

Black A&T

Rear is here.


Beach finale.

Jail beat: Big Nigg attacks Jared Fogle

No salad. No jelly. Just some random Nigg punching Subway’s Jared Fogle in the face.

Jared adjusting to prison life as best he can

Jared adjusting to prison life as best he can

According to docs, Fogle got jumped in the rec yard at Englewood prison in Colorado back on January 29, and it was not much of a fight. An inmate named Steven Nigg pushed Fogle down and then unloaded a barrage of punches to his face.

Nigg, who’s in for a weapons charge, left Fogle with a bloody nose, swollen face and scratches on his neck. 60-year-old Nigg was also injured — a small cut on his left hand from delivering the whuppin’. Prison officials put Nigg in solitary as punishment.

Nigg is a family man

Nigg the family man

Nigg should be the new spokesman for Subway.


Dr. Anal’s butthole massaging days are over (for now)


The good doctor is in … hot water.

A Swedish doctor has been shown the back door following his use of wildly inappropriate massages to treat common medical conditions, such as headaches and back pain.

Tender, personal health care is a basic human right.

Sweden’s Medical Board of Responsibility last week revoked the medical license of the quack, dubbed “Doctor Anal” by the Danish press, after years of warning him about his unconventional treatments.

Big Teddy in Dr. Anal’s waiting room.

Another satisfied customer.

They’ll always come gunning for you when you’re on top – just ask Dr. Anal.