Going down the road feeling bad: Chicago

Oh-kay, here’s the situation
My momma doin a stint, 3-year vacation
Pay attention, here’s the thick of the plot
Some lady pulled up to the corner at the end of my block
That’s when she saw this young thug walking
She honked her horn just to get my attention
She said, “is that gun yours?”
I said, “Yeah”
She said, “Why?”
I said, “Come on and turn some tricks for a helluva guy”
She said, “How do I know you’re not sick?
You could be some deranged lunatic”
I said, “C’mon toots – I’m only an 8-year old =
Beside, would a lunatic have a Glock like this?”

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When Meat on Fridays

Fair Warning: A strong love of thickness is overpowering key contacts in the DanzaTap’s network. At some point in the calendar year a MOF will transpire consisting of nothing but porterhouse. This flabfest will likely rank with the Bi-Curious Dong Frenzy And Subsequent Wangsmash of 2013 as a watershed moment in TDT history.

Thelma’s Mystery Meat

Spring Roll

A&T Luau

Stuffed Shells

Broiled Lamb Shank

Lobster Raviolo


Cajun Ribeye


Bon appetite los animales!

RIP Prince

Everybody batdance – here is prince blowing everyone off the stage at george harrison’s farewell concert.

Take a final report you hairy little ass-grabbing genius.

Who put Buffalo Butt on the $20 bill?

So the petty bolsheviks are at it again, tearing a page straight out of the Soviet playbook: you tear down the old heroes and create new ones that advance the cause.


And everyone knows you can’t just tear down a great man willy-nilly, you have to attack his legacy and trash and tarnish him first. Andrew Jackson was a great president. He was a general, a self-made man, and he beat ass.

And once he was loaded know what he did? He bought the fastest racehorse in the land and birthed the modern racing industry in the sense that every single thoroughbred horse in the world is a direct descendant of this great man’s horse.

Squad forming

Squad forming

Last I checked there are no Jews on money, that might be your injustice. If you’re gonna take out Jackson (step 1 in taking out Andrew Jackson: wait until he’s dead – anyone trying this while he was alive would have been personally cleaved by his axe) – then they at least should have put a Goldman or a Sachs up there instead.