Culo Miércoles: Back to escuela

Back to School – and none of us know where to go.

Fortunately, the hard partying faggots from Princeton Something Something made a top 250 places you might have went list from which TDT has selected the top 7 and, under the rules of TheDanzaCare, readers will be forced to enroll at one of the following schools or else mouth some penalty sausage.

1) University of Wisconsin – Good times there are not forgotten.

2) West Virginia University – Student hostage exchange w/ Universidad de Pampas a success!

3) University of Illinois – there actually is “A” and “T” in “Illini”.

4) Lehigh University – semester at sea now part of core curriculum.

5) The Bucknell University Renegades

6) University of Iowa – prime rib Wednesday in Hawkeye Cafeteria

7) Ole Miss – football team has frat scientists busy trying to prevent mudshark outbreaks

Porterhouse seeks side dish

TheDanzaTap is vetting prospects for this young lady’s big Friday night. You are encouraged to indicate your interest and qualification in comments.

comes with cool garage

comes with cool garage and gunt

Hey guys I’m looking for someone to hang out this Friday night and if we click have some fun together. I am attending a little get together and think it would be fun to have someone new to hang out with. I don’t just want a 1 time thing I would like to meet someone Friday night and if we click have a FWB where whenever we feel like messing around we do not just the 1 time but no pressure. I’m a big girl so if your not into that don’t reply. You must know how to fuck a bigger girl be social and know how to have fun. If this is you and your free Friday night please hit me up with a picture or I won’t respond. Must be STD and drug free.

a wild side

a wild side

* She is not for beginners. If you don’t know how to fuck ’em big, she may not be for you.

** admin has dibs on sloppy seconds; proviso being he gets to watch the pregame.

Good luck.