Size ’em up for body bags

A mattress company in San Antonio has closed its doors indefinitely amid a wave of backlash over its recent “Twin Towers sale” marking the 9/11 terrorist attacks.

Miracle Mattress owner Mike Bonanno apologized for an online advertisement of the sale on Thursday, saying it was produced without his knowledge by employees in San Antonio.

Mr. Bonanno’s apology wasn’t enough for many social media users. National Event Marketing announced it was boycotting the company and pulled its inflatables from the store’s rooftop.

On Friday afternoon, Miracle Mattress announced on its Facebook page that it was closing down “indefinitely.”

I don’t have the footage yet, but supposedly the fat chick was interviewed and was crying when discussing death threats.

She isn’t sorry at all, just pissed off her comic commercial belly flopped.

Emphatic “kill” on that porterhouse.