Happy St. Pats. Don’t go out on an empty stomach and don’t forget to ask the guy who mentions “amateur hour” who pays him to drink in the first. Chow down then throw down.
Bon appetite los animales!
This happened to me repeatedly in my youth, except there was no drugs or sex or kidnapping. Just rides on a short bus every day to a place where they would yell at me for eating Play-Doh.
A teacher was kidnapped, drugged and gang-raped by four female ‘sperm bandits.’
They left him naked with bruised genitals next to a bush after giving him a lift in a mini-bus.
Come to think of it, I think some chicks used to kick me in the nads too.