Now you know whodunnit

You know their names, the world’s top hackers whose mysterious and dangerous feats have made them famous: Assange. admin. KimDotCom. Guccifer2.0.

don't get too close

don’t get too close

We are rarefied and debonair company, so is it so surprising that we reel in the wool?

Julian Assange, holed up in a London embassy, has Pam Anderson dropping off buns on the reg for his hot dog.


And as you might already suspect, only the choicest of porterhouse for admin.


But it’s Guccifer 2.0’s babe, Robbin Young, who is making news now – she posted the awkward contents of their steamy love chats. These files are so awkward that anyone with intelligence (be it from TDT, the PTA, CYO, or PBR) can confirm its authenticity.

Big in the 80s. Big now.

Big in the 80s. Big now.

You won’t hear this from Wolf Blitzer, but basically he concedes the Clintons gunned Seth Rich down. The whispers began a week after the killing and the drip, drip, drip of info since only boosters the conspiracy theory instead of debunking it.

And don’t forget that Guccifer & KimDotcom because they had the “goods” (contents of Hillary’s private email server) they both publicly said that Hillary Clinton had zero chance at election well over a year before Trump even got the nomination.

Do you know who this is?


I don’t either. So many mysteries.