Miss TDT 2017: Sandra Kubicka

22. Polish. Miami resident. Miss TDT 2017.

Ordinary women rarely land such accolades, but Sandra Kubicka is no ordinary woman.

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She is, in fact, a vision.

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Two days a month!

Some guy, somewhere is DEFINITELY not tired of her shit!

Sandra has style…

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… and as it happens, her ass checks out.

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Sandra is perpetually hungered.

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For this we are thankful.

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Congratulations, Sandra, and good luck ducking all the 4-alarm sauseetch that will come screaming your way now that you’re an award winning Miss TDT.

The answer boat: ever fuck a fan?

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They asked Riley Reid, Cassandra Cain, Aubrey Sinclair, Abella Danger, Piper Perri, Bella Doll, Riley Reyes, Harmony Cage, Leya Falcon, Mocha Menage, Bobbi Dylan, Alison Rey, Rizzo ford, Georgia Jones the same question:

“Have You Had Sex With A Fan?”

ADMIN’S CONFESSIONAL

The black porn stars seem pretty cool. Jotting down their names for intensive follow up.

When Meat Festival falls on a Friday

[Scene: Two gringos on the outskirts of the Pampas…]

Not much room for a pool is there?
We own all the land. We have already made arrangements for relocating the cemetery.
You’re kidding. I mean, that’s sacrilegious, isn’t it?
Don’t worry about it. After all, it’s not ancient tribal burial ground. It’s just… people. We have done it before.”
Well, this village elder keeps talking of a meat ghost that’s gonna-
Silence, you fool!

Robust A&T Sampler
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Beef & Roughage
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Deep Sea Sandwich
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Tandoori
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Tandoori
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New York Strip
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Porterhouse
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Wienerschnitzel
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Apple Pie
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Bon appetite los animales!

RompHim. Now!

We can thank the start-up bros from music festivals for this season’s fashion craze: the romper has arrived – and not a moment too soon.

Fashion first.
Glorious melding.
Casual option.
Structured shorts.
Pink chambray.
Splatter-print cotton.
Public yearning.
Welcome men.

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Urination purposes.