Aretha Franklin blew off Whitney Houston’s funeral. Will she skip Hefner’s? I hope not.
Didn’t know Hef had a traumatic backstory in his personal life. Turns out his first wife banged some guy while he was a virgin in the army somewhere. They married, but he was devastated and she felt guilty so she let him have affairs and then dedicated herself to helping him launch Playboy. He dumped her when he got big. Again, traumatic backstory.
Before Barbi Benton parlayed her relationship with Hefner into multiple appearances on Love Boat, Match Game, and Hollywood Squares she ran wild on his estate.
We must fumigate the grotto.
At 91 Hef takes the ultimate report and is not in a better place now.
On a personal level my interest in higher education is confined to the community college arena; much less drama and distraction on local party scenes where the lines blur between students, professors, drifters, janitors, and general creepers.
But even with that there’s always time for a field trip to see what’s up in university land.
And we take the fuckin’ bus.
Freshman: All smiles. World is new.
Sophomore: Party scene vets now.
Junior: Personal development stage. Exploration anew.
Senior: Ready to take on the world.
I hope you enjoyed the typical college field trip experience. Now you know what college is like today.