Matt Lauer got canned. Don’t know why these two care, the one on the right looks like an ape in a t-shirt.
Lauer was making $30 million a year to put on a scarf and taste hot chocolate at Christmas festivals. Had I the chance I would have choked him to death a long time ago.
That he was playing aggressive take-no-prisoners grab-ass with sexy, hand-picked interns is probably Matt’s lone redeeming feature.
Ol’ White Tyson saving civilization once again.
Refresher course for those of you born after 2005 …
Highly prized clam takes a final report.
Take it away, anchorman…
Shyla’s vital stats…
• Shyla appeared in her first film Slap Happy in 2000 at the age of 19.
• Nominated at the 2009 XRCO Awards for the Best Cumback.
• Shyla Stylez was inducted into the Hall of Fame of the Urban X Awards in 2011.
No star shines brighter than a drug dealer at an Urban X Awards after party.
The cumback is over.
Whilst tying on last week’s feedbag you learned in advance of CK’s misdeeds … next up, Leto & Travolta. Have to believe it’s a waste of time trying to tear down Travolta, though. It’s tough to embarrass a guy who digs massaging his man massagers.
Bon appetite los animales!