We’re all just a glitch away

This Luke Moore guy could teach us all a thing or two about life.

A debt-ridden student blew $1.3 million on sports cars, speed boats, strippers and cocaine after a bank error gave him an unlimited overdraft. Luke Moore lived the high life for two years before he was caught by cops and jailed on fraud charges.

The Australian treated himself to luxury holidays, an Aston Martin, a Maserati and a boat while living the ultimate bachelor lifestyle.

He is now broke and living with his mother in Goulburn, New South Wales, ironically while studying to become a criminal lawyer.

This isn’t to say Mr. Moore didn’t come away from this experience a wiser man.

…he told the Daily Telegraph he did not miss his lavish multimillionaire lifestyle “besides the cocaine, the strippers and fast cars.

I certainly wouldn’t either.

Cheers to Mr. Moore.

This Friday make it Meat

Next up on the Hollywood hitlist: Louis CK (likes chicks?), Jared Leto (likes 13/14 year old girls), Travolta (mile bi-high club).

I wonder what it’s like not needing a van.

Hors d’oeuvre

Meat and Potatoes

Aspic

Leg of Lamb

Porterhouse

Ribeye

After Party

Bon appetite los animales!