Proceed carefully

"Yes, 911? There's a bully on my beach, she looks wild, what should I do? .... No, I'm not with any females ... oh, so I'm safe? ... she won't? ... But what if I want her to?" bully beach

48 Responses to “Proceed carefully”

  1. SoCalMenace says:

    SoCal just got done tit fucking and dick fucking her ass, tits and mouth. You can see my shadow in the background, thats why her eyes are closed……she is waiting for the launch of SoCal’s baby batter.

    BUYER

  2. The Donger says:

    ” Just hang up and give her a Flying Donger.”

  3. Ricky Retardo says:

    I’m down for some Retardo sloppy seconds. I don’t care if the sand is still sticking to SoCal’s man cream, I’m right in there. Who’s next?

  4. Jo'mama says:

    she’ll float

  5. Sir Sploog says:

    Help, I lost my contact…

  6. tommyb says:

    I will save the beach by throwing myself on top it, but side down

  7. shrttrdr says:

    I’d help her up to her knees so she can take multiple reports all over her milk cannons

  8. Vertigo says:

    Buy.

    A solid #1 seed in the West tit bully bracket. Wow. Even Tim Floyd couldn’t fuck up her tourney run.

  9. Wannabe American says:

    uncontrollable urge to move the thongs out of the way w/ mouth to see what exactly is causing her to have that expression on her face.

  10. Ratinamaze says:

    It rubs the beach sand on its chest. It does this whenever it’s told.

  11. buck naked says:

    Just love a dirty girl

  12. j says:

    I am happy to be the third pick on her dance card. I’d do her so hard the sand would powder her nose.

  13. The Donger says:

    Does Dylan Ratigan think that squirrel on his head looks good?

  14. Dirty Sanchez says:

    Ratinamaze…”Or else it gets the hose again!”

  15. Mike D says:

    I would rail this chick in front of a beach full of family vacationers. Literally slide that bikini to the side and just go to town. It would take a half dozen lifeguards to pry me off of her.

  16. Dirty Sanchez says:

    I wonder if sand in the Vaseline has the same effect as a fly in the ointment????

  17. The Donger says:

    Remove her voice box and you have absolute perfection.

  18. Dirty Sanchez says:

    Ok all you Jersey folks…it’s election day! Time to drop the bum who is currently in Office. Who cares if the real Dr. Evil is trying to concoct a Democratic victory.

    george-soros_dr-evil.jpg

  19. Covered Wagon says:

    not even SoCal and retardos undried DNA could stop me from cattle prodding that oyster ditch.

  20. j says:

    ha sanchez-makes me laugh. I saw one poll that had Christie up by a margin that was wide enough he would win-even if there was voter fraud!

    In Chicago that would never happen. They don’t wait until election day to fix it.

  21. reynbo says:

    God did some good work there.

    [As did Covered Wagons...]

  22. Harry Balsagna says:

    wow, imagine a night with that

  23. Vertigo says:

    Wannabe, you ever get bombed and play tit bully with your friends? Might help secure citizenship.

  24. the real spackler says:

    Anyone else have a shart issue today?

    Was with a client watching the game last night, client insisted much to my delight to hit a bar for wings and beers instead of the usual long drawn out steak dinner. So I downed a tub of wings and Heinekens and have been paying for it all day. About an hour ago, sitting at the desk, lifted a leg to slowly release another stream of noxious fume and sharted. Is there anything worse than doing the Charlie Chaplin walk to the mens room to clean up a shart?

    By the way, if you work at my firm and notice a pair of Brooks Brothers Boxers in the bathroom garbage, they are mine.

  25. M. T. Balsac says:

    Sandy?

  26. The Screaming Seagull says:

    Primed for a screaming seagull…

  27. Downhill Fast says:

    I love baked clams at the beach!! I’d eat that all day long.

  28. Dirty Sanchez says:

    Que? Como? Au Contraire. I think “j” has been sniffing glue in the parking lot at Wrigley field! Chicago????

    Hmmm. How ’bout : Blagojevich, Rostenkowski, etc. etc.
    What won’t ever happen in Chicago?

  29. Ricky Retardo says:

    Spackler spackled his shorts.

    Shart shorts.

  30. the real spackler says:

    Would much rather have had a white spackle

  31. LeatherNuts says:

    I’d pound her so hard she’d leave tit prints in the sand… it would look as though Large was teabagging a wheelbarrel full of corn starch.

  32. Freddie "Boom Boom" Washington says:

    “Charlie Chaplin walk” is stolen. Sorry you had to make The Ultimate Sacrifice with your boxers. All boxers die; not all boxers truly live.

  33. Houser says:

    If Corzine wins I am going to be so fucking pissed.

  34. Elaine Benes says:

    Vert, who says she’s gotta be bombed? Don’t you know wimmens love to get together and rub our tits on each other? It’s what we do in dressing rooms, restaurant bathrooms, bar bathrooms, and places like that. You guys think we’re powdering noses, changing tampons… we’re really playing DIRTY tit bully in in the bathroom!!

  35. Covered Wagon says:

    sorry to hear about the shorts spackler….thats why the Wagon keeps a fresh pair of boxers in the desk drawer, never know when happy hour might turn into a raging bender.

  36. j says:

    Sanchez-
    My point is in Chicago they don’t wait until election day to fix elections. The fix is in before the primary is even over.

    Virtually all Democrats in Illinois are on the take, and that included the One.
    Mayor Daley is running the White House with out even being there. Bet they repave the WH driveway using Chicago contractors. If not, money will be funneled to Chi anyway.

    Many Republicans are corrupt in Illinois too. Here they call it “The Combine”, because they just reap cash from taxpayers. Most corrupt state in the union. Even the county and local governments are on the take.

    Peter Fitzgerald was the last honest Senator we had-and he was run out of town by Mr. Speaker Dennis Hastert.

    Corzine is from Madison County, Illinois. The most liberal county here. It’s where all the ambulance chaser lawsuits used to be filed. He knew how to fix elections before he worked for Goldman and learned to pay people off using the deck.

  37. hwkd65 says:

    rePRESENT

  38. hwkd65 says:

    posted than read (as always to protect copyright infringement), and I have to agree with j says…..

    Born in Evanston, parents graduated Northwestern, Mom’s family down-state in Dixon (Reagan country) and my last name is Daley.

    As in, THE CHICAGO DALEYS.

    That said, no one here gives a screw, so me, J says and the other guy should be put in the box.

    F’ it. I saw this post pic. I can now die and vote as many times as I want.

  39. TKO says:

    EB- Never mention tampons again. Never. Never. Ew. Ew. Ew. You’re dirtying my mind with theories that don’t exist. Give her the box next time.

  40. TrailerParkPeyote says:

    So, I told the sexy blonde: “I’ve lost a gold bracelet…. could you help me find it with your magical metal-detector breasts? There that’s it…..take your top off…..I’ll be standing right behind you.” Next up……..oh darn, I think I swallowed a penny!

  41. Dirty Sanchez says:

    j….Cool. Heading out your way(Chicago) Thurs-Sat. with some other DT colleagues from NYC. We should all meet up for a drink. Maybe Gibson’s.

  42. j says:

    sanchez, would be fun. Gibson’s makes a mean martini.

  43. philsin7 says:

    and some guy, some where, is sick of her shit.

  44. Vertigo says:

    EB-what is your record in tit bully battles?

  45. tyrone shoelaces says:

    can she see us masturbating from the dunes?

  46. The Donger says:

    This girl is still opening cans of whupass on me.

  47. Dirty Sanchez says:

    Will be there w/ Abe Froman ’round 6:30. If you want to connect email me your cell @ netphase@aol.com & we will give you a shout!