Butt shaped gunt
This story was forwarded to TDT.
This is a picture of my friend's internet girlfriend. After deciding they had a real connection they decided to meet.
On the eve of his flight, she shares that her grandmother just died and will have to go to Montana - he was a little suspicious but wanted to take her word for it. They re-planned another trip to coincide with his birthday. Last night he couldn't get a hold of her and grew wary of another impending cancellation.
So he Googled a pug meetup she was mentioning and this is what he found...
That is the real appearance of the woman my friend wasted over $1200 on in unused airfare and jewelry.
At this point, I'd like to step in and say that there was plenty of emotional emailing between this jilted young man and that troubled woman.
Her tone was desperate, his was angry - but just because he found her out doesn't mean he's any less the chump he ever was.
Titty fucking that ass might net you a lifetime of child support.
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there are no words,
That’s NOT AN ASS! Your friend needs to read roissy.wordpress.com and stop wasting time and money(!) on this crap.
I am trying not to laugh for fear of simultaneous vomiting.
never, ever, ever trust the internet for relationships.
this ‘friend’ needs to have his @ss handed to him for being such a maroon.
FILL
HA. sorry, had to
Now that’s what I call a Mooseknuckle!!!
This backwards woman looks like she also suffers from an unfortunately all too common affliction known as – Halitosis Of The Gash.
Maybe she like bowling
Stupid is as stupid does….
I’m always amazed at people who bitch ’cause something/someone they found/bought/fell in love with/wanted to have sex, sight unseen by the way, is NOT what they thought it would be…. DUH!! I’m sure the guy is EXACTLY what he said HE was… yeah, right.
I’ve said it before: wimmens is bitches. And liars.
Ditto with Stiffler….this guy is a complete moron. Shit, I wish all of my clients were like this clown, I would be in the Bahamas laughing about my riches.
A fat bitch on the internet? Well I never.
She’s not getting pregnant. Sperm would need a sherpa and several base camps to find her eggs.
I am impressed how her body mass can support such a massive gunt. Is there a gunt measuring system?
Fill the Pug. She has keys to a Porsche in her rear paw.
Here’s her gynecologist.
Wow, that’s some serious camel toe
wire that biatches teeth up!
i just puked in my mouth
Gerard – 2 great ones. Hysterical
Hahaha Gerard…. but do you think that might be her proctologist?
(Mass x Velocity)/cunt hair x 2 lips + weight of actual hidden vag = GUNT Index Ratio
Other variables can include:
1. What the hole just ate
2. Intelligence
3. Whether accompanied by skinny black guy
4. Material of pants
5. Gunt Tumors
6. Status as squirter
7. Political party affiliation
Etc.
Wonder if her clit is pierced?
What kind of jewelry exactly did he buy for hey anyway? A rhinestone-encrusted saddle?
to all my TDT friends, please avert your eyes from the power gunt and focus on the arse below.
enjoy
DAMNIT!
http://cdn.wwtdd.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/2009-09-26-xl-450×299.jpg
copy and paste the link.
I would like to get her down on all fours and bang her from the front.
Vertigo,
I blew Dr Pepper out my nose…. I read your post and all I could hear were your words in my grandma’s voice..
Donger…snot-worthy comment. Well done.
Is there a difference between a GUNT & a FUPA?
She eyes me like a sucker when I’m online
I’ve been drawn inside your Butt Shaped Gunt, for weeks
I’ve been sucked into your giant hairy clamp strip
I wish I could eat your pussy when you turn fatter
Hey!
Wait!
I’ve got a new complaint
Forever in debt to my airline credit
Hey!
Wait!
My wallet feels the pain
I spent a friggin paycheck on that jewelry
Hey!
Wait!
Better get the arm restraints
‘Cause I’m gonna fucking choke that big fat bitch …
Ricky – fantastic.
Bet her digestive system is confused as to which side to unload out of.
Meet Julie McGunt, Events Coordinator, 2009 CougarCruise.
I don’t think that’s a pug. I think it’s just a snack.
Ever loving gunt
how you make my heart happy
keeps me warm in cold
hope your friend brought a copy of spelunking for idiots and the jaws of life on his trip.
She was in the parade!!!
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_bkFIPLIOGL8/SP9qpInNKiI/AAAAAAAATJk/3VE6or03XhM/s1600-h/vagina_3.jpg
Ricky, friggin funny.
how do you not bang this chick in the can.
She reminds me of Maria Sharapova
That dog is not held in position by her arm so much as the gravitational force this woman generates.
I wouldnt be surprised if she has two smaller women orbiting around her.
I wonder if she is wearing a gunt-bra?
Nice Haiku, Tyrone.
I have always refered to this as “double butt syndrome”
Thats what you call some Grotesque FUPA (Fat Upper Pussy Area)
those girls are 15/16 in the top pic
just think, he could get anal from both sides! Genius. Out west, we call that a FUP… What ever happened to the MUMU? That was a respectable why for the pigs to roam the earth…
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