Beach bully 2

"Yeah, is this the manager? Well, the bully is back... scared my wife right off the beach ... she's making large indentations in the sand to trip up joggers ... I might have to cut my vacation short or at least send my wife home early ..." beach bully

43 Responses to “Beach bully 2”

  1. tommyb says:

    some days I wish I was sand

  2. M. T. Balsac says:

    I’d storm that ass like a German pill box and shoot it full of hot lead. Looks like a Jewish version of Mr. Ed.

  3. stiffler says:

    her @ss must taste just like it looks: delicious.

  4. buck naked says:

    fan-fuggin-tastic

  5. Covered Wagon says:

    that ass is enormous, id probably only going spelunking in her poo cave once or twice.

  6. tyrone shoelaces says:

    eat the sand right off those nips. I am loving that ass…i hope i don’t start commiting crimes and drinking Grape drink.

  7. Covered Wagon says:

    tyrone, thinking that ass is the right size is the first step to collecting reparations.

  8. shrttrdr says:

    Asstastic

    I would coat those bombs that would make the the sand impossible to remove

  9. Vertigo says:

    Wish I had a swing like that in backyard.

  10. Ricky Retardo says:

    I love being reminded to floss in this fashion.

  11. The Screaming Seagull says:

    Mmmmm. Brown starfish.

  12. SoCalMenace says:

    I would my favorite beach game….SNAPPING SEA TURTLE…..its when I come slithering up the beach and start laying my little swimmers all over that broad.

    Buyer….and come back for seconds

  13. Elaine Benes says:

    Cool it guys, her ass isn’t THAT big. I think it’s just the way she’s laying.

    Her ass isn’t nearly as big as her teeth.

  14. Hugh Jasscock says:

    Butterface, my casting couch calls you. Benes, would you tweak your bean to this pic?

  15. Mr. Gimlet says:

    She should come with a warning label… “will not age well”…

    Here’s what the future holds:

    http://news.xinhuanet.com/english/2007-10/18/xin_14210041820354682413924.jpg

  16. VelvetTaco says:

    Cleveland Brown…decent uniform…bad helmet

  17. Bob the Horse says:

    BOBFOC. Body off Baywatch, Face off Crimewatch.

    Kill.

  18. Whack Job says:

    She kinda looks like Octo Mom

  19. NotConvicted says:

    what passes for beautiful in a Utah strip bar . . . . sold to you

  20. RD says:

    She’s nowhere near the bully of the last beach babe.

  21. DumpsLikeaTruck says:

    WOW. Golf clap for this treat.

    Bet that asshole tastes great. Stick my tongue a mile up that thing.

  22. j says:

    Sold. Only redeeming factor is the large set of mammalians. That and a little bit of body hair makes me think she is human. Otherwise could be a fish or lizard.

  23. reynbo says:

    Thanks for ruining my day. I can’t that image, and me behind it out of my mind…

  24. M. T. Balsac says:

    Posters dissing that ass = 14 year-old virgins.

  25. needsmoreasstokeepmyballsofthesheets says:

    so…this horse walks into a bar…

  26. MeatCurtains says:

    I better shower her with some of my sac salve to protect against those harmful UV rays!

  27. Mike D says:

    MT – “Jewish version of Mr Ed” is killing me!

    Yeah, the grill is a little macked, but I would absolutely obliterate that body. Prime candidate for ATM right there.

  28. CrazyCraig says:

    The first Beach Bully was hotter.
    That ass looks like she shits out pancakes.

    I’d bang her but that doesnt say much.

  29. tyrone shoelaces says:

    all these butterface allegations are true…but it is kind of hard to see her face when keeps hitting the sand.

    “tweak your bean” hahahahahha

  30. The Dirty Chewbacca says:

    There is that perfect little depression right in the middle of her back that would be so much fun to try and pull out and fire away trying to land it all in there… HE SHOOTS HE SCORES!

  31. Freddie "Boom Boom" Washington says:

    Mr. Gimlet. My crystal ball looks more like this.

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  32. Heywood Jablomee says:

    It looks like J Lo, Sarah Jessica and Melissa Rivers morphed into a hot babe. Maybe Matthew and Marc had some kind of slip up at the sperm bank.

  33. Danny Noonan says:

    I’d ride this Sea Horse for an hour or two. Then send her back to Nemo and trade her in for Ariel from the other day.

  34. Loser says:

    Is it just me or does it look a LOT like Alanis Morrissette. Just saying…

  35. needsmoreasstokeepmyballsofthesheets says:

    BMWITYT

    Dude where are you and your charming takes on this shit?

  36. LeatherNuts says:

    I didn’t know they made whitening strips for horses.
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  37. Jmann says:

    horse face but i would make so much wub wit her it wood hurt. Attack that ass like an insane chimp. Throw it away toungless with it’s genitals ripped off.

  38. S says:

    Cincinatti Bengal, great uniform ugly helmet.

  39. Elaine Benes says:

    Heywood: Keen insight.

    Jablow: I thought the same thing. Ironically, I don’t remember Alanis having those big jagged little pills. But I was looking with my hands in my pocket, you oughta know.

  40. TrailerParkPeyote says:

    Carly Simon’s granddaughter is a paraplegic………but still likes to go to the beach. She just drags her ass around using her arms. Almost drowned once when the tide came up quickly, but fortunately has a big pair of floaties!

  41. astate9099 says:

    She looks like Haley Paige (RIP).

  42. Tardfish Cloaca says:

    “It was the devious-cruising Rachel, that in her retracing search
    after her missing children, only found another orphan.”

  43. reynbo says:

    Haley Paige had game!

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