Long story short, I am an SEO by trade. (Search Engine Optimization) Part of the reason I went to Vegas two weeks ago was to meet with and hash out an affiliate relationship with what I consider to be the best SEO firm there is. More on this some other time.
So I spent yesterday at AdTech: NY, shoring up a few ad relationships (expect a little change, nothing major here, more on Takeareport) and SEO schmoozing. 7000 nerds in blazers acting tough and me looking like my mom dressed me in a sweater and pleated khakis. I will break out in a Christmas number during today’s go around.
Two words: trade show girls.
Yesterday they spurned my advances. Today I document them for your enjoyment. That’s how it works.
And the film you’re about to see is indeed Oscar worthy. 3 minutes of genius cobbled together, it will rank with any movie made in the past 10 years.
I think it would make a great HBO series. I’d watch.
That’s Nick Swisher last night, no doubt, in and around SOHO, NOHO, and PINK…
What happens if he doesn’t find out about the boyfriend until he’s doing the dirty with her?
Mugshot.
tears in my eyes. this one needs to be shown at my kids kindergarten class. you must teach them young to be chivalrous…
best video clip on TDT. bravo Admin.
Serves the wenches right for leading him on like that
That clip just reeks of awesomeness.
Brilliant!
F-ing hillarious!
definitely relating to the parts where he goes from mild to “bad lieutenant” in 3 frames
“Fuck you. Whiskey!!!”
That should be trademarked.
Hall of fame.
I laughed so hard I think I just sharted. GOD DAMNIT.
That video is an instant classic.
And I am going to start carrying the binaca spray around
This should be required viewing 6th grade girls so they can have their attitudes adjusted before they grow up.
Epic. Brilliant.
I love animals as much as the next person but I’ll be damned if seeing that fru-fru little pooch punted didn’t just make me laugh so fuckin loud…made my day
i have a TDT submission for you Admin. email?
[thedanzatap@yahoo.com]
I’m going right out and buying a blue blazer and an Ascot. Substitute Dunhill lighter and cigarette case for Binaca. Offer lady smoke and a light then drop the B-bomb.
I kept it together until the 2nd puppy got it… then I lost it. F’n hilarious!
Great stuff. I still can’t believe Ben Stiller married her. (first chick) Lucky midget bastard.
CLASSIC!!!!!!!
Is that really Stiller’s wife?
I thought looked like her, but that accent is too convincingly British.
This is why I can’t move to the US – the TV is crap. British humour is the best – simple fact.
Halfcent could do a lot worse than this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQ2ZVWyOVRI&feature=related
And that baby video was from 2006… makes the Hangover thing seem like a ripoff.