FOK: the naughty and the nice
She was just not that into me ...
... and still isn't, but that doesn't matter because I showed some initiative.
Still, what a chore.
Makes me wish my reputation could precede me, like if I was a former child star on a sitcom, like Alex Keaton's little brother on Family Ties.
Once she makes the connection between you and the times you made her smile ... BAM ... you get the keys to Side Boob City.
sha na na naaa
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WALK OFF HOME RUN ADMIN!!! Pic #2 is retarded (very special)
outstanding
speechless, pic 2 is special!
Wonderful stuff here Admin … my bondage streak was just awakened. Fill both, goes without saying. To quote Ralph Kramden:
“Hamana-hamana-hamana-hamana….”
Everything in pic 1 looks perfectly normal. Am I missing the joke?
I’d like to be into both of them.
2nd pic-quite a side dish.
pic #1 how all men would like wifey to be when watching tv with them.pic #2 clown boxing imminent.
yowsa-both get a pearl necklace
My God!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Love the motel curtains in Picture #1. Very nice.
Pic #2 steals the deal. I love how she wears that doily.
I’m here to fuck these two chicks and chew bubble gum. and i’m all out of gum
The thing about #2 is that if she knew me, I mean really knew me and looked past the superficial things and lack of thereof, she would really be into me.
If not it gets the hose again.
Side-Boob is the new White Meat… Yahtzee!
I know I come to this site a lot, but I think that 2nd picture just made me cum ON this site. God damn it admin.
“ASSISTANT, clean up aisle 5″
OH MY GOD…
That white strand wouldn’t be the only one left in her ass crack after were done. I’ve completely forgot/couldn’t care less about pic #1 after seeing #2
Would happily sell my soul to the devil for 15 minutes with girl in pic#2.
I feel sorry for the wife tonight…
and two guys somewhere are sick of them both!!
Number 2 is pure Hall of Fame, off the charts
If I was 13 years old and had a rare form of cancer, I’d call Make-A-Wish Foundation and wish for these two to fuck me into remission………Whiskey!!!
Something about duct tape that is sooo sexy. She’s ready for the second hour of ESPN Sport Center.
#2 – WTF is with the chain? Why does it make me want to jump into my computer screen? Don’t look at the chain!!!!
Yowza, I concur pic #2 is retarded. I would lick her side boob in the pool and would surley make her drool cause I’m all out. Thx admin.
Heywood…..HILARIOUS!!!
SoCal, love the baseball tie-in…That broad in pic #2 can choke up on my bat any day.
I’d give her a golden sumbrero that would require some serious mop up work. And just for kicks, I’d lay one right down her pipe and dirty up her home plate…just so I could complete the cycle
I think it goes without say, fill both. If #1′s into all that, the sky is the limit. yikes
#2, BOOM
pic 1- like a good girl should be
pic 2- i would eat a bowl of her shit
The lasting legacy of TRAVIS the chimp
http://www.cleveland.com/healthfit/index.ssf/2009/11/charla_nash_chimpanzee_attack.html
I’d piss on a Mexican drug lord’s mother just to sniff the Hershey’s kiss # 2 dropped off in the bowl this morning.
Ahhhh…. duct tape, a white bra and a hotel room. That takes me back. Good memories.
And Equity, you know she’s suing the state of Connecticut, didn’t you, for failing to protect her from that animal? Says the city knew he was going to attack and didn’t do anything about it. Hmmm…. She also sued the chimp’s owner, which is probably a viable claim. But the state?
http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/chimp_attack_victim_family_files_mphLzhOpim1HOwzrdPpBNM
We have a new all time #1 with #2…REDICULOUS!
Part the red sea and divide to conquer, I’m heading in and I don’t care if Oprah is nibbling on the gills or not.
MT – good stuff, bottom line.
Put a bag over the second girl’s head and that is what I will be banging tonight. I have come to realize you can’t always have the best of both worlds.
Miss Side Boob City bares a striking resemblance to singer Alicia Keys……..after placing a call to her office for confirmation I was told……it “Doesn’t Mean Anything”…………..and you got to take me “As I Am”……..I’ll take you all right….all night!