Canna Montana

Hey, it's good mood Friday - instead of "whose ass is this" we should play "how many years would I do for this?" .... mileyohlord Look at that guy when your drool subsides a little. Imagine trying not to make eye contact with the sexed out jailbait while simlutaneously using your shirt to conceal an illegal erection on stage in front of 10,000 screaming junior high schoolers. This is the dream you wake up from sighing with relief. Many blessings for Felcher who provided the photo. Of course our man wouldn't go to HM show for himself. He brought one of his offspring, whose gender he declined to share... 1255448233755

26 Responses to “Canna Montana”

  1. Vertigo says:

    Fill. If the judge is a straight male you won’t serve time.

    “Your honor, Exhibit A-that ass. I rest my case.”

  2. Mike D says:

    I’ll stick with the John Deere girl or, better yet, the ridiculously hot 39yr old mamacita from the other day.

    Oh, pass on Kelly Osbourne too.

  3. The Donger says:

    She probably already has a personal home sex tape collection that would shame Pam Anderson. She will provide alot of perverted entertainment over the years, which is admirable.

    oompa oompa oopity do…

  4. Gerard Depardieu says:

    I would do her and then flee the country for France and then make a few movies.

  5. Sam Cleveland says:

    The “guy” is her brother! Singer for the band Metro Station (which sucks ass).

  6. CrazyCraig says:

    i’m 25 and i’d bang her
    i dont care who knows it

  7. Ricky Retardo says:

    Hahah Gerard… careful, check the extradition laws …

    And whoever is the parent of that kid is feeding it too much crap and has already lost the battle. I’d straighten it’s fat little ass out, pronto. An Orange-Shorts dilemma: what sex is that mess, female? God help us…

  8. LeatherNuts says:

    Hanna Montana has let herself grow and Glenn Danzig has let himself go…

  9. buck naked says:

    Don’t do the crime if u can’t pay the time!

    Thats gotta be Rosie O’Lesbo’s kid in bottom pic

  10. Freddie "Boom Boom" Washington says:

    David Grohl is hiding his roll of Mentos.

  11. woodlawnboy says:

    Pic 1. One year, three days from now I would hope to.(just checked bio on Wikipedia) Turns 18 then.

    Pic 2. Tom Cruise and Rosanne’s lovechild is soooo the cat’s pajamas.

  12. Harry Balsagna says:

    I wouldn’t spend an hour in jail for pussy

    ['Cause you're there for the dick.]

  13. The Dirty Chewbacca says:

    Hmmmmm that is a tough one….it depends on if she let me plant a seed so I had custodial rights to her money through our offspring guaranteed even after prison. I’d do anything for love, and I would hit that!

    Isn’t that Vito “Johnny Cakes” kid from the Sopranos?

  14. Team Fill says:

    I would definitely hit it. Might get away with it too. The ass is nice, but not as expected. Also, very tough to find ass shots of her (i tried).
    miley-cyrus-hacked.jpg

  15. Downhill Fast says:

    #1 – Bone City!!
    #2 – Puking Twinkies City!

  16. tyroneshoelaces says:

    craig i’ll see your 25 and raise you 36

  17. The Dirty Chewbacca says:

    I’ll take Statutory for 5 to 10 please Alex

  18. Travis the Chimp says:

    Looks like Lohan ass to me.

    Emo teen gives me the creeps.

  19. j says:

    16 will get you 15
    18 will get you 69

  20. DirtySanchez says:

    GOD BLESS WHITE PANTIES!!!!

  21. DirtySanchez says:

    j says, move to NH and 16 is legal live free or die.

  22. Elaine Benes says:

    Harry: You just haven’t had the best stuff.

    Damn, I can’t believe her mom & dad are letting her run around like that. She’s on stage dressed in not much more than panties?? And that other photos IS panties. Shit, I’d kill my 17 year old.

  23. Felcher says:

    Guys…..the lass is Miley Cyrus.

  24. Blue Horseshoe says:

    Hanna McHerpes

  25. Dick Gzinya says:

    Good Lord – the members of Metro Station MET on the set of Hannah Montana! Check the link; I had no idea that the Disney machine had such connections! Not one, but TWO links to Hannah Montana!

    http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/wireStory?id=9116431

    The advancement of puberty in AMerica is apparently on Walt’s dirty hands.

  26. Hue G. Rection says:

    I’m so glad there are other people out there as sick as me I felt weird wanting to pound that vag

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