So degrading.
Sue the airline. Sue McDonalds. Sue Simmons. Sue everybody.
*** late edit ***
1) Pic is real, taken from UK newspaper.
2) Airline bought middle guy's seat and gave the portly man two seats.
When an armrest doubles as a prostate massager
So degrading.
Sue the airline. Sue McDonalds. Sue Simmons. Sue everybody.
*** late edit ***
1) Pic is real, taken from UK newspaper.
2) Airline bought middle guy's seat and gave the portly man two seats.
There must be room in the cargo hold for pachyderms like this one. Give him 1/3 off the regular price. But he MUST sit in the middle…
This guy should walk to his destination, and take the plane back.
Seriously, fat-fucks like this should HAVE TO by a first class seat. This is not fair to the guy in the middle at all. I hope “guy in middle” made Tubby buy him drinks the entire flight, which I hope for his sake was not a cross country trip.
Actually, SoCal, I’m thinking this guy should have to buy the guy next to him a first class seat. Cause it always seems I’m the one next to these folks. Or sandwiched in between.
The more I look at this photo, the more intrigued I am. That guy’s head is enormous. And look how much taller and broader he is than everybody else. Think it’s been photoshopped?
Fuck bloody lips, terrorists should be made to sniff that armrest.
Worst part is if that guy has to fart or dump. No way he fits in that can.
P.U.nitive damages.
Charlie Weis is going to be pissed having to fly commercial after the Irish fire his fat ass!!!
Think of the juxtaposition of breaths released vs. held a little more with each row he passed as he shuffled through the aisle in search of his designated seat…
Looks like the Kansas coach is on another recruiting trip.
usually the guy who sits next me with the mother and child on the other side.
A fart from that widebody would surely cause the oxygen masks to drop automatically while a dump would be a full inflight emergency. I don’t see any survivors in either case.
Wonder if he’s a member of the mile high club?
Just took a plane to FL and had to pay $20/bag on Continental…this guy should have to pay $40/skin flap. By my calculations, that would total an extra $200 for his ass, thigh, calf, love handle, and shoulder meat…and that’s a conservative estimate, but I’d make this fat fuck hop on the baggage scale just to be sure!
Very good Admin and Donger. Nice to see that The Jerky Boyz are still alive. Never gets old.
The back of his neck looks like a pack of hotdogs.
He should pay for three seats…then he could get three meals!
(Always a plus side being too fat to care)
Whats up bitches?
This is just the anxiety I need as I’m heading out of my office in a couple hours to hop a flight to BWI… On southwest unfortunately, so no choice but to fly common man next to a fat bastard like this I’m sure…
Until all cockpit doors have armor, put people like this in the front of first class.
Admin, I thought “Large” didn’t like to fly?
This guy did not crop dust the cabin. Otherwise there would be dead bodies all around.
Being somewhat in the aviation business, technically this monstrosity shouldn’t be allowed on because he can’t get buckled into a seat.
On another note, this fucker should have to buy as many seat as possible to fit his fat ass in because I don’t want that stank up in first class with me!
My bet is this fat fuck has his own gravity field around him. Food flies into that big gullet. He’s a planet!
When they told him that he and his wife could not sit together, I don’t think he realized they meant separate planes.
clearly this guy is too damn big, etc., but coach seats are too goddamn small even for average sized adults.
somehow (1) the one hot chick on the plane never sits next to me, (2) the hearty eater on the plane with a skin ‘condition’ and TB laden cough always sits next t me.
thank god for iPods, noise canceling headphones and sanitizing wipes
Donger,
you just made my monday
Always seems like I get stuck next to that guy when I fly
That’s my uncle. Actually, he buys 2 seats. 6’6″, 400 lbs. But he’s in his 60′s with no health problems.
Flying to Hawaii, had a huge Hawaiin next to me whole flight, Somewhere over the pacific I was inducted into the Mile hile club courtesy of this fat fuck… My Girlfriend felt so bad she volunteered her vag as a way of cheering me up. I say let all these fat fucks on and reap the benefits of a sympathy bang 30,000 ft up
I guess Charlie Wiess didn’t get the $16 million buy out
I can’t imagine what level of ass stench that armrest must have molecularly absorbed.
Vertigo, you’re on a roll today.
Actually, I might like to sit next to this guy. If the plane goes down, I’ve got a built in airbag. I only have to hope he doesn’t squish me on the way down.
Elaine,
i bet the plane wouldn’t be the only thing going down
So, when the stewardess comes down the aisle w/snacks and beverages, does she just give them all to him? Or does she have to take a running start to squeeze it through there?
Do they stock enough seat belt extenders for fattys like this, or does he need to call ahead.
Can’t believe the airline will allow the behemoth to fly like that. In case of inflight turbulence, he’s gonna be a live WMD. Imagine a hippo flying about uncontrollably within a confined space. That airline should be reported to the FAA for placing all the other passengers in danger. What kind of dumbass country do you live in?
I am as big as this guy. I obviously have an eating disorder, so it is easy to see my problems and ridicule me. Much more difficult to spot alcoholics, coke heads, wife beaters, pedophiles, and assorted chronically uneducated idiots in a photo. You think the flight sitting next to him is uncomfortable, but one look at this photo and you can see it is a Hell of a lot more uncomfortable for him.
Last time I flew, I purchased two seats. On one leg of the flight the armrest would not come up. On the way back, the airline tried to put a standby person in my second seat because it was not technically occupied.
Why is it everyone loves to hate fat people? Anorexia is an eating disorder too, but I don’t recall any widespread ridicule of people who suffer from that. What a bunch of intolerant assholes.