Go ‘stangs
Talk about your self-fulfilling prophecies. Who can give a girl who wears ribbons in the front of her hair a thumbs up?
And don't get me started on the purple ponies. Didn't we cover fanciful flights of fancy yesterday?
I am an adult. Cheerleaders are silly and childish. Being a student of the human condition, my only interest in cheerleaders is for clinical purposes.
Kind of like this Wii craze. In order to understand it, I have to get behind it and study.
My theory is that loose clothing inhibits performance.
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How about giving Girl #1 a set of fucking big girl tits, instead?
The Wii strap is not around her wrist. That is so irresponsible.
I can visualize pic 1 riding me hard. Instead of the reaching up for the tits though, I see myself throwing non-stop left right combos at those abs.
Pic 2 – I just have the urge to sprint up behind her and see how far I can punt her.
she better watch out for my gutter balls
Pic 2. Its a man baby !
I’ll take ‘Yellow Thongs’ for $500, Alex.
nice pins
pins is British for legs
like, “that WAG has nice pins”
WAG is British for wives and girlfriends
like, “that bitch got nice pins”
Yes, Brooke Hogan does indeed look better from the rear……a little
SMU made a bowl! Death penalty my ass.let’s pony up!
Top chick all day. She’s thin, blonde, young, and flexible. What could go wrong?
Right, Tiger?
Doesn’t anyone respect Feng Shui anymore? That televsion is blocking an otherwise awesome view of those commemorative christmas plates.
I’d like to pick up a 7-10 split like I usually do…bury it right down the middle!
Hair ribbons & purple ponies aside, I’d take those abs any day over a big set of tits. I can stuff my padded bra, but no way in hell can I make my abs look that good.
Wii girl has nice ass and thighs, but what’s with the multicolored hair?
Anyone notice Moby Dick next to Abs of Steel…pasty and gooey.
This aint SMU. THis has to be some JUCO in Cali.
I like whores and I like coke, but I really like to do coke off of whores.
I’d gladly slip #2 my yule log.
Pic #1 El cid – JUCO in Cali makes her even dirtier than a rich coke bitch form SMU…….bet you she’d wear that outfit to bed without the panties.
Pic #2 I’d definitely make her lane nice and slippery
Girl #1 is from the University of Western Ontario in London. She was cheerleader of the week in SI a little while back…
Blumpkin, you are correct. I see her teammate filled up on fries with gravy and avoided the tanning bed.
Apparently, #2 was on the O-line for Univ. of WO that day.
Where is the hard wood comment about the bowling alley/clams?
1- reports all over the washboard
2- pain in the ass for a pocketfull of cash?
Admin…which email would you like me to send you a couple pictures? and of course I will request slight modifications to protect the innocent or what have you
Maybe it’s just me but girl #1 is a bit overkill on the muscles…hopefully she is just flexing because if not pulling out and nutting all over Jean Claude Van Damme’s stomach is just not on my to do list
Nicole Bass looks much better from behind, would.
Wrong Admin….loose clothes enhance performance!
I’m taking my little skinhead bowling down her harwood alley
Washboard abs = tight ass = tight legs = BOING!
Admin, don’t post pictures of Michael Phelps or Sly Stallone, I don’t want Downhill to get stuck hiding behind his desk for too long
I guess this truly is a melting pot
Cheerleader is athletic cute, definitely needs to ditch the ribbons.
Phelps has gorgeous bod but a double bagger butterface. I hear he always has some good grass, though. Stallone was more attractive, hot body, but getting way too old. And screwed everything up even worse with the plastic surgery. Doesn’t anybody grow old gracefully anymore?
I hear that you do EB…….
I pass on both. Don’t like a women that has better abs than me. Other chick looks like a body builder. I don’t need to sleep with Arnold.
Both those chicks are closet dudes. End of story.
Abs? WTF is a hetero male supposed to do with those? This is a new low. Kill.
Love the handlebars/pigtails on #2. Fill.
#1 can wear ribbons on any part of her body….I am a L-T buyer. Oh I bet the things she could do would knock your socks off (assuming you were Elliot Spitzer).
The bowler looks to have a gymnast’s body.
I say have her straddle the lane with a foot in each gutter, and then proceed to do a “splits” maneuver while I lay on my back, naked, in the lane. After cupping my balls and making smooth contact with the wood, she eagerly anticipates the strike, and then pumps up and down yelling “I scored!”
After repeating for 10 frames……….she’s awarded a “300″ certificate and gets to keep those funky shoes.
#2 has ass and I approve.
“Who has two thumbs and loves blowjobs? This guy… I mean girl!”