Joanna Krupa is a sexy beast
Le Box Cat: Meredith Baxter (no more Birney) went on TV to announce that she's a lesbian. 20 years gone by. 5 kids. 3 husbands. 0 career left. AND NOW she tells us.
I think Skippy's career path would generate more interest.
Krupa once jumped me from behind and tried to strangle me with her knickers in Grand Central Station. Luckily I survived to tell the tale.
I believe Tiger's voicemail link from US magazine is screwing up people's computers. I deleted it. Stay away.
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it F it updid, but i don’t care. that would be the 22 year old smart ass in IT’s problem.
the blame for the above typing error belongs to tiger
hmm, loce the pic but is she wearing a diaper or a cast iron chastity panty?
I want to hit Joanna Krupa in her pooper.
fill like an order filler raping the market with a discretionary order
“Finally you made the bed. Let’s get some sleep.”
Like Todd Rundgren, I wanna bang Joanna’s drums all day
Poor Joanna Krupa. She’s so ugly and unsexy. I wonder what ugly and unsexy girls like that do for a living. I’m sure she never gets any dates. And she looks like she’s hungry. I think we should take up donations for her. Anybody got anything they wanna donate?
Ummm…. no donations from you, Meredith Baxter Birney or whatever the hell your name is. I don’t think Joanna needs your well-used double-sided strap-on.
Yeah EB, I’ll donate some protein for her to eat
EB, who the fuck wants her to eat? No fat chicks.
Skippy
EB, I’ll donate some sauseege to Ms. Krupa. And for when she’s under the weather I have a Retardo Suppository for her. I don’t know if it will help her feel much better, but it would do wonders for my own well-being…
I wonder what her brother, Ned Donnelly, would think of sister Alyse switching teams.
How much vanilla extract will it take for him to handle this news?
http://web.tigerwoods.com/news/article/200912027740572/news/
Tiger could be hung like a black man or an asian man. Talk about all or nothing.
I am a little disappointed about baxter. she was sort of hot back in the day. Nice jugs, winning smile. thought about nominating her for an AFTP.
Next thing you know, Barbara Eden, Markie Post, Loni Anderson will all come down with CMS. Carpet Munching Syndrome.
It only took Tiger 33 years to discover he likes white pussy; Meredith Birney had a 30 year head start. Damn, girl! Y’all sure are slow learnin’…
Not a huge Krupa fan. Don’t get me wrong….I’d sell my soul to the devil for a crack at her fartbox….but she strikes me as REAL obnoxious. Put it this way, if I had to choose between her and Meghan Fox, it ain’t much of a choice.
Now that I’m done playing hard to get, I think I’ll pause for a mid-day jack session….
Wonder if Baxter Birney would suck it if I pulled it straight from Krupa’s crappa?
Couldn’t agree more with J. Can’t help feeling sorry for her though with her lesbianism leaked to the press on the heels of the Tiger news. Kinda reminds me of when Michael Jackson stole Farah Fawcett’s “death day”.
Nice, j.
The Baxter formerly known as Birney self-diagnosed herself with Carpet Munching Syndrome late in life, quite possibly while chin deep in Ellen’s axe-wound – which is, incidentally, the very same spot Anne Heche realized that she had made a horrible mistake.
she was a shiksa, who thought she liked the dick sir
tired of sucking, now into carpet munching
Now if Hillary Clinton pulled a McGreevey w/Baxter Birney, that would be news.
As far as Krupa, fill, even w/the flintstone panties. I’d take her to the “town of bed rock ” and maybe invite Betty and Wilma over for a pleasant foursome.
J, if I had to suck that one’s dick, I’d turn to carpet too
Mike D, I think you’ve done too much crack. And these guys are happy to have less competition.
o/u – Tiger on Oprah? 3 months
o/u – Meredith on Ellen? 3 months ago
I don’t think it’s cool of Baxter to announce lesbo when she is all shriveled up and dry. Could have had some good shamwow sessions knowing that way earlier. Now, who gives a crap?
KRUPA is the HOTTEST WOMAN on the planet right now. Fill until she explodes and I die. God, I want to tongue that tush.
Thbag: Whats with the Billie jean King pic?
Dirty cow. During what we were doing, she tried to stick her finger up my bum. I nearly hit the roof, you can imagine. I mean, what have you got to think of a woman who’d want to do that?
Mrs. Keaton always had that “female gym teacher” aura about her… should have seen this one coming.
If it was going to be one of the Keaton’s, I would have bet on Michael Gross. Coincidently, he recently announced his heterosexuality.
i’m going to have to go with ‘oh hell yes’ on krupa
She Likes The Boys In The
Band
She Knows When They Come To Town
Every Musician’s Fan After
The Curtain Comes Down
She Waits At Backstage
Doors
For Those Who Have Prestige
Who Promise
Fortune And Fame, A Life
That’s So Carefree
She’s Saying That’s Ok
Hey Baby Do What You Want
I’ll Be Your Night Lovin’ Thing
I’ll Be The Freak You Can Taunt
And I Don’t Care What You
Say
I Want To Go Too Far
I’ll Be Your Everything
If You Make Me A Star
Dirty Joanna, Nah
Dirty Joanna, Nah
Dirty Joanna, No
Dirty Joanna. . .
Dirty Joanna, Nah
Dirty Joanna , Nah
Dirty Joanna, No
Dirty Joanna . . .
Diana!
Diana!
Dirty Joanna !
It’s Jo . . .Aa . . .Aa . . .
Come On!
Hmmm kind of makes sense now why Alex P Keaton got Parkinsons Disease.
Any broad with either one or three names is either gay, a major pain in the ass, or a yid…..period
I’d bone Baxter with a giant zucchini, then fry it up and serve it to Tiger.
Krupa….hmm ….that’s a hard one. I mean I’m a hard one. I mean I’d bone her with my hard one……shit…..who put spooge all over my keyboard???
Oh…um…okay, nevermind.
Yummy!!!
Joanna, your Krup a’runneth over.
Mallory today
Above was Mallory, Little Kelly was a rejected from Sex in the City.
SJP got the part instead.
Kurwa mac! zajebista polska dupa!