Will the last guy out please open his mouth and rat on his friends?

Guys don't rat on guys, this is Guy Code. Allegedly. I'm from the 'give the other fellow hell' school myself. I do whatever it takes. But anyway, Charlie Weis had stink bombs on the mind when he said the following upon his getting canned from Notre Dame, referencing USC coach Pete Carroll, a nemesis he never beat: ND"Let me ask you this question: You guys know about things that go on in different places. Was I living with a grad student in Malibu, or was I living with my wife in my house? You could bet that if I were living with a grad student here in South Bend, it would be national news. He's doing it in Malibu and it's not national news. What's the difference? I don't understand." Don't really care about the right and wrong of it, but I would like to mention that the Jets once fired Pete Carroll in order to hire Rich Kotite. Carroll didn't have to trash anyone. And have you seen that grad student in Malibu? Pete01Pete2 I guess there's some Guy Code going on in the media, as in 'Pete Carroll is still going places, Weis is on his way out'. Fine. But how dare they collude and deny us tastes of Pete's honey? This kind of coddling turns cuddly tigers into drug-addled monsters.

21 Responses to “Will the last guy out please open his mouth and rat on his friends?”

  1. needsmoreasstokeepmyballsofthesheets says:

    John Rhoads, 65, and his wife, Starry Bush-Rhoads, 67

    the names of a couple stranded in a snow storm. is she related to mustache-rides?

  2. buck naked says:

    Have regretted not attending USC or UCLA since the first day of my freshman year. Yowza

  3. Ricky Retardo says:

    Screw Mr. Munt Charlie Weis. Hasn’t seen his johnson in 38 years and he’s ratting on Pete Carroll? What a douchebag. He’s lucky he has the wife that he’s got…

  4. Elaine Benes says:

    Geez, needsmore, sounds like Ms. Rhodes needs a wax and a bleaching. Stars should never be furry. Or dark.

    Speaking of bleaching, looks like grad student needs one for everything but her teeth. Or maybe just lay off the self-tanner. And the Crest White Strips. That chick could be Lindsay Lohan.

    Wish I’d invented red solo cups. College kids woulda made me a bazillionaire.

  5. needsmoreasstokeepmyballsofthesheets says:

    ya know the day just got better since EB weighed in with her thoughts. Thanks EB, i am going home now.

  6. Mike D says:

    EB – What? No mention of a potential Adams Apple and cock for the grad student?

    As for Weis, what a douche. Maybe if he didn’t consume 185,000 calories at a sitting, he could have pulled a ND grad student. Would have looked like Kathy Bates, but still….

  7. Freddie "Boom Boom" Washington says:

    That’s very Notre Dame of him. He also convinced Clausen and Tate to opt early for the NFL.

  8. Gerard Depardieu says:

    If you win, you should get girls like that. As for Weiss, it’s time to head south to his winter breeding grounds near Mexico.

  9. Vertigo says:

    Lawdy lawdy lawdy Miss Clawdy. Admin, please find more pics of Carroll’s girl.

    Come on admin! Its the yuletide season.I promise to invite you to our wedding.

  10. SoCalMenace says:

    Fuck that fat ass Charlie (Heffer) Weis (in). That little bitch could barley get his team to beat the likes of Airforce, Navy (sometimes) Army (sometimes). Schedule some teams you fat ass.

    WE (USC) owned you and treated your Notre Dame “football” team like a rented mule.

    Good riddance fat bastard…

  11. Terp Fan says:

    Weis will never coach again. Not when he acted like a 2 year old on the way out.

  12. E. Norm Stitz says:

    Weis, Francesa, Mangini, Artie Lange, & Rex Ryan…..

    SURVIVOR, Staten Island…2010

    Thursdays on CBS..

  13. Sweetness says:

    Charlie Weis is a piece of work. From the permacrusted spittle on his face to the paunch the size of Latvia, he never ceases to amuse.

    I’m 30 delta bid he has a baseball-size undeveloped twin somewhere on his body.

  14. Blue Horseshoe says:

    Grad student? Why the Hell does this clam need a Master’s degree? Does her dad have $200K burning a hole in his pocket? That’s the minimum a grad degree will cost you at USC once you factor in the boob job and spray tans. I can almost believe that’s a USC grad student because anything goes down there. She could be going for her Masters in Advanced Jail Baiting. Get it? Master Baiter.

  15. Equity Research says:

    My favorite was how all the ND grad’s were so Pro-Fat Ass Charlie as he made Tom Brady into Tom Brady and ND would be the pro pipline for QB’s. Brady Quinn might be ok if he ever gets a fair shake, but there is no way Clausen goes higher in the draft than McCoy, Bradford, Or Tebow or the guy from Central Michigan.

    ND has a chance with Kelly though, his teams have been out for blood for 100% of every game they have played.

  16. David says:

    Notre Dame is living in the past. Such a joke.

  17. annon says:

    Is that really the grad student?

    [I think so, yes.]

  18. McLovin says:

    How does a Weiss make it five years at ND without EVER beating a team that finished in the top 25? His best “win” was a loss to USC in the finally seconds, the “Bush Push” game. After that game he signed a ten year deal for over $30M. Not since Marcia Clark has someone made such an amazing career based on one loss.

    Looks like Pete is now playing in the “No Bush Push” game with with Ms. Maliblew.

  19. palmer bottoms says:

    Pete Carroll better wear a TROJAN whilst running drills with that grad student. Methinks she may have seen some playing time before she got to USC.

  20. hwkd65 says:

    getting her masters in tit-bullying

  21. Wingman says:

    The only thing that comes to mind here is, “JEALOUS”.