The nice cans film festival

There isn't a Univision Awards Ceremony that Mexican actress Ninel Conde doesn't dominate. canreddresscan cans Macho TDT commenter, M. Curtinez, says: She's got a very "kind" face too...the "kind" I'd like to rest my sack on! Indeed. Conte wasn't nominated for anything at the last Chollowood Festiva she went to but they gave her a lifetime achievement award just for showing up. cantoppo Lo siento Senoritas Naomi Campbell y Kate Moss, no such recognition for you. That would be demasiado for report-riddled washed up supermodels. kate_moss_06 But that's no reason to storm off in anger. (Or were they running away from SoCal?) Bonusita... canbikini

21 Responses to “The nice cans film festival”

  1. FuckEmBucky says:

    Put me down for Latina and sista. Kate Moss can die in a fire.

  2. SoCalMenace says:

    I would donate ever peso to my name to have a few minutes with that filthy Taco.

    Did she forget to throw her skirt on in pic #2…..legs of fury! AYE PAPI!

  3. budonkadonky says:

    kate moss pic cant be real…

    have no no doubt that she’s war torn – she’s been pounded more than omaha beach… but that pic makes her legs look dislocated.

  4. Mossi says:

    thank you thankyouthankyouthankyou
    thaaaaaank you

    for ninel conde not the other skanks..

    how do i put up a picture?

  5. The Donger says:

    Kate Moss looks like she may have gone out with alot of drug addicted rockers who wear those hard fag boots that they use to kick her in the legs and ass because she sucks. Now she looks like mashed potatoes and waddles like a retarded duck. Stupid bitch waste of talent. Then you have Conde who keeps the sun shining. Damn!

  6. j says:

    I am a sell on the mexican chiquitas. They are fat explosions waiting to happen.
    You never see a skinny old mexican lady.

  7. Uncle Jefe says:

    Kate Moss…always was an overrated skank.
    Never did understand the attraction, but then again, when you look at half the gals ‘they’ foist upon us as the epitome of beauty, you start to understand that ‘they’ are American and Euro gays and lesbians who run the world of fashion and advertising.
    The Latin market, on the other hand, gives us hot brick-shithouses.
    Quisiera ser el limon pa’ chorear en su almeja.

  8. Sweetness says:

    I recognize the posture- Moss is running for the dumper.

  9. Ricky Retardo says:

    Kate Moss looks like this guy

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    She used to be a hottie. But sitting around with a spike in your arm tends to make one unattractive after awhile…

    [When you're hung like that guy it doesn't matter what you look like.]

  10. Elaine Benes says:

    I’ll take buxom and built, all day, every day, over anorexic and anemic.

  11. Elaine Benes says:

    Conde’s ass is perfection.

  12. travis the chimp says:

    Ok, no burka, she’s looks safe enough. Better frisk her anyway. Wouldn’t want to put other peoples lives at risk like that.

  13. TheBigNosedBeast says:

    Mossi, great pic…i would slow cook a brisket in her ass..

  14. travis the chimp says:

    How did Pam Anderson last so long doing drugs and dating rockstars?

    Meanwhile Moss goes the way of Weinstein. Looks like she had a few mulatto babies the way those hips have spread. Throw a little spray tan on her though and she might still be somewhat bangable.

    As for Rupaul, you should never mess with a sista. She would slap a smile off of your face so hard, you’d wake up next week.

  15. shrttrdr says:

    I just poked a hole through my desk

  16. travis the chimp says:

    My mind always drifts off when surfing channels and I get stuck watching Telemundo and not caring or noticing that they are speaking spanish.

  17. Yikes says:

    Kate Moss is starting to look like Amy Winehouse without the tats…Naomi Campbell is old but still legit. Univision is no joke, no I can’t speak Spanish – yes I’ll watch Telemundo.

  18. Mike D says:

    My love of Latin chicks is such that it frightens me sometimes. Used to have a hot little Latina squeeze back when I was a sophomore in college. Used to tear it up all the time, but nothing like the despicable acts I’d be committing on her if I could hit it today. What I wouldn’t give to be able to go back in time and just obliterate that one more time. Just UNO MAS!!

  19. admin says:

    Glad you learned a new skill today, Mossi.

  20. T-Bone says:

    I would like to take a trip to Carretera de Hershey

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