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We're almost done the equivalent of sweeps week ... visit BetUS for all the action, all the prop bets, ease of use (all you need is a credit card and you're good to go), and a special Superbowl week sign up bonus. NOT BAD.
Visit BrandonLangExperts, click his video to the right... 17 in a row against the spread. Get involved.
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Just in time for Superbowl weekend: Michael Irvin accused of rape.
What an asshole. No, not Michael Irvin, but the last guy who hired him.
And the guy before that.
And before that.
Fact is, his name is not that legendary and his insight is not profound. I recall his last embarrassment was cops finding a pipe in the supposedly sober Irvin's glove compartment. ESPN execs publicly gave him the benefit of the doubt. Yay!
Irvin: let the "guy in the public eye" act go; you will always be a target for rape accusations because a) you're a high profile idiot and b) you probably raped that bimbo who was dumb enough to think you and your over the hill posse would treat her as just another pal.
Bimbo: you actually DID have it coming.
ABC/NFL TV execs: Any slob with a pulse can figure out what the fuck is going on in a football game.
Try showing glacier skiing videos with rock music instead of former stars trying to be likable AND witty (sorry Dan Marino) for the audience during halftime.
You might be pleasantly surprised at your ratings.
Superbowl Weekend 2010
Not only do you like her, not only do you recognize that canyon in the back, but you'd recognize her canyon if she turned around and dropped trou, you dirty bastard.
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We're almost done the equivalent of sweeps week ... visit BetUS for all the action, all the prop bets, ease of use (all you need is a credit card and you're good to go), and a special Superbowl week sign up bonus. NOT BAD.
Visit BrandonLangExperts, click his video to the right... 17 in a row against the spread. Get involved.
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Just in time for Superbowl weekend: Michael Irvin accused of rape.
What an asshole. No, not Michael Irvin, but the last guy who hired him.
And the guy before that.
And before that.
Fact is, his name is not that legendary and his insight is not profound. I recall his last embarrassment was cops finding a pipe in the supposedly sober Irvin's glove compartment. ESPN execs publicly gave him the benefit of the doubt. Yay!
Irvin: let the "guy in the public eye" act go; you will always be a target for rape accusations because a) you're a high profile idiot and b) you probably raped that bimbo who was dumb enough to think you and your over the hill posse would treat her as just another pal.
Bimbo: you actually DID have it coming.
ABC/NFL TV execs: Any slob with a pulse can figure out what the fuck is going on in a football game.
Try showing glacier skiing videos with rock music instead of former stars trying to be likable AND witty (sorry Dan Marino) for the audience during halftime.
You might be pleasantly surprised at your ratings.
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We're almost done the equivalent of sweeps week ... visit BetUS for all the action, all the prop bets, ease of use (all you need is a credit card and you're good to go), and a special Superbowl week sign up bonus. NOT BAD.
Visit BrandonLangExperts, click his video to the right... 17 in a row against the spread. Get involved.
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Just in time for Superbowl weekend: Michael Irvin accused of rape.
What an asshole. No, not Michael Irvin, but the last guy who hired him.
And the guy before that.
And before that.
Fact is, his name is not that legendary and his insight is not profound. I recall his last embarrassment was cops finding a pipe in the supposedly sober Irvin's glove compartment. ESPN execs publicly gave him the benefit of the doubt. Yay!
Irvin: let the "guy in the public eye" act go; you will always be a target for rape accusations because a) you're a high profile idiot and b) you probably raped that bimbo who was dumb enough to think you and your over the hill posse would treat her as just another pal.
Bimbo: you actually DID have it coming.
ABC/NFL TV execs: Any slob with a pulse can figure out what the fuck is going on in a football game.
Try showing glacier skiing videos with rock music instead of former stars trying to be likable AND witty (sorry Dan Marino) for the audience during halftime.
You might be pleasantly surprised at your ratings.
In Illinois, he could run for Lt. Governor
http://www.chicagobreakingnews.com/2010/02/scott-lee-cohen.html
Michael Irvin is a POS (Piece of Shit) and should room with OJ another POS. Wonder Women could room with me.
Damn, I hate it when I meet a professional athlete and we get shit-faced, snot-slinging drunk while I’m rubbing all over him and showing him my goodies and then he rapes me when I go with him to his hotel room. That shit has happened to me tons of times. I guess I just have bad luck.
I also hate it when I get confused with a prostitute cause I work at a massage parlor where I dress in nothing but a hot pink g-string and black tassels and 8 inch acrylic stilettos and offer happy endings for $500. A girl’s gotta make some money, you know? Why do they think I’m a prostitute? I just like to be comfortable at work. It gets hot in those massage rooms.
I’m telling you guys, times are hard. Employment is at 10%, you know? How the hell else can I pay for my fake boobs and fake tan and fake fingernails and fake eyelashes and fake hair? Shit.
BTW, everyone I know is taking the Colts, laying the points. I am thinking of going the other way.
EB, I feel for you. But $500 for a happy ending? Seems a bit high.
no one has it coming…. besides me
EB – I hope I’m not speaking out of line, but just for the hell of it, but given how this ‘community’ (I’m being fair) describes your funbags as being ‘large and in charge’, just how do you keep your balance in 8″ acrylic stilettos anyway?
And where’s your place of employment? I just might be able to come up with that $500…
Elaine, I have a confession to make… despite what I told you, I’m really not a professional athlete!