Let's find the right caption for a neglected wives poster that will shock the world into noticing their plight.
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Why this chap doesn't toss that racing program and take more pressing matters into his own hands is anybody's guess.
Let's find the right caption for a neglected wives poster that will shock the world into noticing their plight.
Let's find the right caption for a neglected wives poster that will shock the world into noticing their plight.
Charles tried to suppress his rage as his wife detailed her exploits with the pool boy in a place where he could not strangle her.
Nice picture of beautiful Arlington Park Racetrack. Those are 100% midwest breeding breasts.
Sir, your daughter has an amazing set up. Would you mind if I whipped out my horse crank and and planted my stallion seed in her? No stud fee what-so-ever.
Honey, I putting it all on Dog E. Style in the ninth. Mounting you in the tenth. That’s hitting the exacta.
“Honey, work those bolt-ons all over daddy’s back…and don’t be shy with the cocoa butter”!
Conjoined at birth with his top-heavy sister, Harold braved the stares at the track so he could get his bet on.
You make me want to be on Butterface in the Fifth
“And the gay tranny tried to envision what that guy’s head would look like on her body….and it was good”
You said that, if I did this, you’d let me borrow the car. Now fork ‘em over Dad.
Story of my life, big titties, plump ass and no head!
Behind every great man is a great set of fun bags – trying to choke him to death.
“Daddy, um, I had sex with a black guy last night”
Gentlemen, let me introduce you to almost the perfect woman! Nice ass, great rack and NO head!! Yes, that’s right.. no mouth to bitch & moan. Yes, you lose the oral sex part, but come on, gentlemen, NO BJ is worth hearing a woman piss & moan, am I right? Just think, no one can every say “Somebody somewhere is tired of hearing her shit.”
“Daddy, go with I’m A Squirter in the 9th. Trust me.”
Daddy, does my breath smell like oats and hay?
What wife can compete with ooooool’ ‘tits pressed to back’ strategy…that guy knows whats on his back…if it was his wife’s tatters he would be stuck pondering whether they were a pair of oven mitts or stretched turkey cutlets
Whew, folded the child porn into the racing program in the nick of time…that sneaking up from behind shit has to stop…
I know it’s wrong, but it feels so right.
….Dammit, i LOVE it here at Neverland Ranch.
“Roseanne Barr in a thong, Rosie O’Donnell spread eagle, Sandra Bernhard bare ass, grandma naked….concentrate, concentrate, cold water, cold water”…..Howie immediately flips through his auto-response of mental polaroids in an attempt to thwart a raging hard-on. His wife Sharron smirks and handicaps the event at 15-1 that he can’t keep his manhood down.
somewhere, somebody is tired of hitting it
oh, he is right there
Divorced Dick so looked forward to every other weekend when his ex-wife would have the kids, and he would have his “au pair” all to himself!
(and what a pair the au pair had!!)
Everyone French kisses. “Yea, but my Daddy says I am the best at it.”
Dr. Everhard’s Patented Back Support System
“Ok…on the count of three you show the camera your tits! 1-2-”
“You just BET on the horses honey. I can see you’re disappointed, but I didn’t say anything about me jerking them off and letting them spray all over your face and stomach.”
“Hmmm…. why do I feel compelled to put $50 on Booby Hatch in the 4th race?”
Honey, If we don’t leave now, I’m going to head on over to the Jockey Club for a gang bang.
It really all depends how many Ben Franklins he just dropped. “Honey, it looks like community college for you…”
‘Sorry you lost money on me being able to go all the way down on the horse’s dick dad.’
lovely rack!
Even the supportive embrace of Jim Boeheim’s wife can’t distract Jim Calhoun from the news of another one of his PGs caught stealing laptops and/or pulling tubes
I’m feeling Minnesota with this one…Canterbury Park, MN.
Bitch i don’t bother you when your trying to make $$$ on the pole so leave me the fuck alone when I’m trying to make a buck, Slut!!!