Pick Yers: the 2010 SI Swimsuit Models (poll)
Brooklyn Decker, either the girlfriend of or married to noted fag Andy Roddick, is gracing this year's SI swimsuit calendar.
Some people, Jews particularly, thought Bar Rafaeli had this year's cover locked down. Gotta hash this out.
Here's a list of all the models who have graced the cover three times or more:
Elle Macpherson 5
Daniela Pestova 3
Kathy Ireland 3
Christie Brinkley 3
Snooki isn't on the list, yet I'd rather 69 her than Brinkley.
See how numbers can lie?
And I don't even want to 69 Snooki. I just want to chow it and leave my wand untainted by that potty mouth of hers.
So don't let the stats or cover appearances sway your vote for who should be the 2010 covergirl.
Bar Rafaeli is hot enough to run the gamut of internet overexposure and come out the other side just as hot as she came in, sort of like chili.
Brooklyn Decker. Kill Andy Roddick, then kill me. Thank you.
Irina Shayk, at any angle.
There isn't an affirmative action in the book I wouldn't give to Jessica White.
Snooki. Someone to hot lunch with.
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Last time I was in Brooklyn I got a rash on my Roddick.
It seemed like all of Brooklyn watched me fuck Roddick.
Does anyone like Lost? I don’t, but that one chick on it… she get me hard… esp when she does phone sex ads.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZ6hIEqKR7A&feature=player_embedded
I ate in Brooklyn once
what is going on with Irina? Weird looking bolt ons. Would not.
Is Snooki Indian?
Snooki has a great stash
gotta think snooki takes it in der poopenhausen
The correct choice is F) Kayden Kross.
Don’t believe me? Go to pornhub, search her name, then tell me I’m wrong.
Bar Rafaeli is the shit. Only knock against her is going out with that queer/phony Decaprio.
Snooki is so fucking nasty I couldn’t even give her the joke vote.
Bar.
WHISKEY !!!
j- bad angle on Irina- she’s playing advanced twister. You would.
Snooki’s face looks like a bag of dicks.
Other- Ninel Conde, the senorita that graced these very pages just a few days ago.
Choice between her, Bar, and Brooklyn, I am eating Brooklyn’s bagel.
myweena shaykes in her presence
I like the other two better. She’s is 4th in the race. Anyone who chose “other” is copping out. Plenty of hotter chicks than Bar and Brooklyn, but you got to dance with who is available.
I chose “other” and I’m choosing that chick we drooled to last week or the week before, I’ll be right back with her name.
Keely Hazell or Ninel Conde. And yes, Bar is hotttt but Leo is notttt. Never understood the craziness for Leo. Never could get past that retarded kid in Gilbert Grape and never saw that boat-sinking movie. Yeah, I said retard. Get over it.
When did Bar get her nose job?
EB-Keely is tdt mascot. You versus her in TB. Who wins?
I know you beat all the anorexics on this page
EB I hate Leo too but yes I want to be him. Destroyed it in Departed as undercover cop Costigan. Oscar worthy. Then he gives his Oscar Meyer to Jizz-el, Bar, everyone’s broads, he parties in Ibiza and bangs everybody there, sure Jack did it all first but Leo is doing more to properly represent male hollywood than say, Jake Gyllenhall or Ben Affleck or Clooney or Pitt. Real talk. You know you would.
shes Jewish? damn….smaller nose than Hitler
Decker looks like she got “decked” in the face with a “Brooklyn”-style ugly stick…how the shit does a sharp-beak man-mug like that grace SI?…shiiiit, if thats the standard on faces I could get my body looking like that, gimme a few months
seriously, what…the…fuck?
If you shaved all her hair off, add a lil gel and youd have Joel Fuckin McHale from The Soup
This little honey grew up (literally) down the block from us in wonderful Washingtonville, NY:
http://channels.isp.netscape.com/men/gallery.jsp?floc=g-lindsaymessina&gname=lindsaymessina
Snooki looks like she has the Italian Valve. It is hidden on the hip of nasty cujettes and it says ‘Inflate to 200 PSI After Marriage”
Palmer – I think it was her Bat-Mitzvah gift
Link to Snooki getting donkey punched in the face. Best use of that skank. Can’t see that often enough, even after the 8,487th time
http://www.imbringingbloggingback.com/2009/12/11/snooki-punch-update-mtv-pulls-snooki-punch-so-um-erase-it-from-your-memory/
i want to smell bar rafael’s butt, throw it in the memory bank, then make a scratch and sniff sticker with her exact scent….i’ll put those stickers all over my pillow and sleep like a god damn baby..
I’d put a little cream in ms. white’s coffee.
Rafaeli, she may have been beat with a yarmulke, but that yenta is hot. More rare than a needle in a haystack.
Snooki’s wolfpuss makes her a clear winner here. Any mixer with her would likely require hedge clippers.
I’d make that Bar stay open late. Lawdy.
The tough thing about Snooky admin, is that you might need to tell her more than twice, like maybe a round or 2.
J, I’m all over Keely like Pam Anderson on a washed up rocker. Like Paris Hilton on a sex tape. Like Michael Jackson on a 5 year old kindergarten class.
Blue Horseshoe: Yeah, you’re probably right.
Brooklyn Decker-Pecker Wrecker
EB, what was it like before the swimsuit issue existed?
Brooklyn Decker got “floored” when I turned around to quickly and “nailed” her with my “redwood plank” ………..she awoke after being “stripped” “sanded” and “sealed” with my sticky coatings.
“ooh baby, i’ve been thinkin’ bout your spam purse, been thinkin’ bout your gash.”